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The 5 Best Episodes of “Friday the 13th: The Series”

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Thanks to the Friday the 13th film franchise, a day steeped in unlucky superstition is now a horror fan holiday often spent binging all things Jason Voorhees. With twelve films, novels, documentaries, fan films, comic books, and video games, it’s easy to see why it’s become synonymous with the calendar day. It’s such a profitable franchise that news of potential sequels and TV series comes on the regular, never mind that perpetual roadblocks of legal rights that will take a massive, daunting untangling before any new entries come to pass. Until then, nearly every Friday the 13th tends to become a recycled marathon on cable.

There’s one aspect of the franchise that’s often overlooked, though, for having very little association with the films with no ties to Crystal Lake or Voorhees. Technically, it wasn’t meant to be tied to the franchise at all, then titled The 13th Hour. Executive producer and co-creator Frank Mancuso Jr., the producer behind six of the film series’ sequels, realized he could draw in audiences by changing the name to Friday the 13th: The Series. Even with no character ties, many of the actors and directors would crossover, with show’s star John D. LeMay starring in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, guest star John Shepherd portraying Tommy Jarvis in Friday the 13th: A New Beginning, director Tommy McLoughlin (director of Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives) helming multiple episodes, and even David Cronenberg dabbled in both the films and the series.

Also like its film franchise sibling, the series knew how to pile up a body count. The series’ premise allowed for it to go to some dark places; it revolved around an antique dealer who sold his soul to the devil and had to sell cursed antiques. He broke the pact and lost his life, and his niece and her cousin inherited the store. Knowing nothing of the curse, they sold off many of the antiques, and the series works as a sort of anthology as they track down each cursed item.

Running from 1987 to 1990, and spanning 72 episodes before sudden cancellation, Friday the 13th: The Series was the fun, often creepy and dark, predecessor to shows like The X-Files that would follow. If you’d like a change a pace this Friday the 13th, the series is worth the watch. Here are 5 fantastic episodes to start with:


The Inheritance

The best place to start, of course, is the pilot episode. It serves as the introduction to the major characters as well as the plot setup for the cursed antique hunting. We get to see how it all began, with Lewis Vendredi’s death and Micki and Ryan’s submersion into the world of cursed objects. But, it also functions well on its own, with this episode’s cursed antique being a creepy antique doll. That doll pretty much possesses the 8-year old child that now owns it. It’s a sort of horror cliché, the creepy doll and the subsequently creepy girl, but it’s done well. Even cooler is that the little girl was played by an 8-year old Sarah Polley (2004’s Dawn of the Dead).


Scarecrow

The 11th episode of the inaugural season had the gang tracking down an antique scarecrow. Being that scarecrows are inherently creepy, this episode ranks highly as a fan favorite. The gang heads out of state to a rural farm town to track down the scarecrow, which brings bountiful crops to its owner, but only after satiating its bloodlust by decapitating three victims. Directed by William Fruet, no stranger to slasher films, this episode plays out like a very spooky slasher. It also helps that the scarecrow resembles the masked Dr. Decker from Nightbreed.


Tails I Live, Heads You Die

The fourth episode of season 2 centers around the cursed Coin of Zioclese, an object that can bring someone back to life after killing another. A Satanic cult leader uses it to bring back powerful magicians, long dead, to summon Satan and rule the world. As one does. The underground lair beneath the cult leader’s taxidermy shop is somewhat creepy, but his use of the coin makes him powerful and deadly. There’s a few dead bodies that pile up in the episode, as well as a surprising reminder that working against Satan might lead to dire consequences.


Faith Healer

Before he would appear in Jason X long enough to get killed by Jason Voorhees, David Cronenberg directed one of the most interesting episodes of the TV series. The episode follows a discredited faith healer who stumbled upon the cursed object of the week, a glove that transfers the sickness or ailment from one person to another. This should come as no surprise to fans of Cronenberg’s work in horror; it’s an episode centered around gooey, gross body horror.


The Prophecies (Part 1 and 2)

Season 3 begins with a two-parter, written and directed by Tom McLoughlin. The cursed object isn’t one that originated from Vendredi’s shop, but still functions the same. It’s one of the Books of Lucifer, and prophecies written in it come to fruition. Naturally, a disciple of Satan plans to use it to bring the Antichrist into the world. An action-packed two episodes that revolve around Satanists and demonic possession brings about one of the boldest send-offs for a major character ever to take place in television. Spoiler alert: Lead character Ryan (John D. LeMay) makes his final appearance of the series in Part 2, having become a homicidal servant of Satan.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon, SeriesFest, and Popcorn Frights Film Fest.

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Cowboys, Monsters, and Dinosaurs: 6 Essential Weird West Movies

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Ghost Town

Film and literature may have romanticized the Old West and reimagined it as a fantastical era filled with gunslinging heroes and epic struggles between man and nature, but the reality of frontier living was much darker – and a hell of a lot weirder. For instance, did you know that the West used to be plagued by a severe opioid crisis, and that the lack of proper law enforcement led to many towns enacting surprisingly strict gun control?

These idiosyncratic details are precisely why I love Weird West movies so much, as I think strange stories about folks living in the aftermath of the Civil War and being confronted with speculative threats can often tell us more about the reality of those days than the familiar shootouts and train robberies that we’re used to.

In honor of Primitive War director Luke Sparke teasing the launch of a Kickstarter campaign meant to finance a unique Western that takes place in an alternate universe where humanity evolved alongside dinosaurs, I’ve decided to compile a list recommending six of the best Weird West movies for your viewing pleasure!

For the purposes of this list, Weird West” is defined as stories taking place within the North American frontier from the Civil War to the early 1900s that also happen to deal with genre tropes like supernatural creatures and serial-killing boogeymen.

As usual, don’t forget to comment below if you think a particularly entertaining example of this extremely underrated genre was missed.

With that out of the way, onto the list!


6. Death Rider in The House of Vampires (2021)

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Regardless of your stance on the existence of cinematicguilty pleasuresandso bad it’s goodmovies, I think we can all agree that you need to be in a particular headspace in order to enjoy Glenn Danzig’s bizarre filmography. While the rock-star-turned-director may not boast the same filmmaking know-how as folks like Rob Zombie, there’s still plenty of entertainment to be had with films like Death Rider in The House of Vampires.

A horror-western as baffling as it is captivating, I’d only recommend this highly stylized romp to genre fans who don’t mind a fair amount of camp (and plenty of unmotivated zooms) with their vampire stories.


5. The Valley of Gwangi (1969)

Jim O’Connolly’s fantasy western opus may not be particularly scary, but this Ray Harryhausen-fueled romp is still one of the most entertaining monster movies on this list, despite (or perhaps because of) its marvelously lo-fi effects work.

Telling the story of an ensemble of cowboys and stuntmen who discover a Forbidden Valley populated by extinct creatures, The Valley of Gwangi was originally meant to be produced by stop-motion maestro Willis O’Brien (of King Kong fame) before the project was eventually passed down to his star pupil.

If thecowboys versus dinosaurssetup isn’t enough to hook you in, the film is also notable for being a major influence on Steven Spielberg’sJurassic Park!


4. The Burrowers (2008)

The small screen may not be the ideal way to watch movies, but there’s something to be said about the strange experience of stumbling into a late-night broadcast and being unsure of exactly what it is that you’re watching. I had the pleasure of first experiencing J.T. Perry’s The Burrowers in this fashion, and the added uncertainty made it all the more surprising when this dark western suddenly turned into a grisly creature feature.

Part Tremors and part forgotten John Wayne flick, The Burrowers may not reinvent the wheel for either westerns or horror movies, but there’s no denying that this atmospheric period piece is way better than it has any right to be – especially when Clancy Brown is onscreen!


3. Ghost Town (1988)

Following a 1980s deputy whose search for a missing woman leads to an abandoned settlement haunted by undead apparitions, Ghost Town may not be remembered as one of the best ghostly thrillers of the 80s (mostly due to its slow pace and some questionable effects work), but it’s still way more fun than most critics would have you believe.

In fact, it’s a miracle that the film turned out as well as it did, with the original director being fired halfway through production and the “final cut” of the flick actually being a temporary workprint that was never meant for public consumption. While it’s a shame that we’ll never get to see a “finished” version of Ghost Town, the movie we got is still worth revisiting nearly four decades later.


2. Bone Tomahawk (2015)

Bone Tomahawk is the most gruesome flick on this list by a wide margin, but it’s also – paradoxically – the most grounded. Playing out like an 1890s retelling of The Hills Have Eyes (albeit with a star-studded cast including the likes of Kurt Russel, Patrick Wilson, Sid Haig and even David Arquette), this gory debut feature doesn’t really deal with any of the supernatural elements that tend to define Weird West stories.

However, the extreme violence and overall terror behind the film’s premise place it firmly within the realm of western-inspired genre fiction. After all, I’d rather face ghosts, vampires and dinosaurs than the cannibals that populate this deeply unsettling feature.


1. Ravenous (1999)

Set in the 1840s Sierra Nevada, Antonia Bird’s Ravenous is one of my all-time favorite movies and a perfect example of a project becoming more than the sum of its parts despite a chaotic production.

On paper, a horror-comedy that reinvents the Wendigo myth as an allegory for manifest destiny while also indulging in homo-erotic subtext (and boasting a one-of-a-kind soundtrack co-developed by Gorillaz/Blur frontman Damon Albarn alongside award-winning composer Michael Laurence Nyman) absolutely should not work. And yet, Ravenous lives on as the gold standard for Weird Westerns precisely because of how weird it is!

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