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The Lost Art of the Horror Movie Theme Song
Chances are that if you have listened to Marilyn Manson’s latest release, a cover of Gerard McMahon’s “Cry Little Sister,” you instantly thought of The Lost Boys. While most film soundtracks nowadays tend to favor timeless instrumental scores, there was a period in the ‘80s-‘90s where soundtracks featured songs written specifically for the film, and often became huge smash hits that would rival the successes of the movies themselves. The movie theme song in the 80s and ‘90s was a catchy rock or pop anthem with lyrics that often summed up the plot of the movie. Who doesn’t think of Ghostbusters and instantly start humming Ray Parker Jr.’s iconic “Ghostbusters”?
The movie theme song waned in popularity, and as much as I’d like to blame Will Smith (I’m looking at you, Wild Wild West), it had much more to do with the passage of time and ever-evolving music and industry. There’s also a certain level of cheese associated with a song that essentially spells out the plot of the movie. Nostalgic for sure, but you don’t really associate upbeat tunes with really serious movies. More so, it’s likely just not lucrative or feasible to pull in well-known musicians as it once was in the prime of the movie theme song. Essentially, the original movie theme song has long become a lost art form. In commemoration of this lost art, here are some of the most memorable horror movie theme songs.
“Pet Sematary” – Ramones
With filming underway on the remake of Pet Sematary, and the casting now in place for the final members of the Creed family, speculation on what directors Kevin Kolsch and Dennis Widmyer vision will be have begun. I think we can definitively count on one thing this updated adaptation will be lacking; a catchy ear worm theme song by the Ramones. The Ramones “Pet Sematary” was written in an hour’s time by bassist Dee Dee Ramone, and it became one of the band’s biggest radio hits. With lyrics that directly reference the plot, like “Follow Victor to the sacred place,” the Ramones gave you everything you need to know about the movie’s plot. And everything to ensure it won’t leave your head for at least a week after listening.
“He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask)” – Alice Cooper
It’s fitting that Jason Voorhees film with the biggest sense of fun would be the one to get its own theme song; Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives. Leave it to Alice Cooper to aptly sum up the rules of Camp Crystal Lake with lyrics like, “You’re swimmin’ with your girl, Out on lovers’ lake, and the wind blows cold, It chills your bones, But you’re still on the make, That’s a bad mistake.” The song even features the signature “ki-ki-ki ma-ma-ma” that’s become synonymous with the franchise. A hit for Cooper, this song was not only featured throughout the film, but the recent video game as well. The rights on this franchise might be caught up in legal hell at the moment, but I guess we still have this theme song to play on loop in the meantime.
“Dream Warriors” – Dokken
Remember when music videos were a thing? I mean a popular thing when MTV still meant music television. Dokken band members George Lynch and Jeff Pilson wrote this song for Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, but aside from lyrical nods to dreaming and dream warriors it doesn’t really explain much of the plot. That’s where the music video comes in, with clips from the film and Dokken antagonizing Freddy Krueger. But it was a catchy song with a cool video, so it works.
“Cat People (Putting Out Fire)” – David Bowie
Paul Schrader’s Cat People, a more erotic horror remake of the 1942 classic, isn’t nearly as well-known as the theme song that David Bowie wrote with producer Giorgio Moroder. Moroder had recorded most of the music, and Bowie wrote the lyrics after director Schrader sought him out. The result is a gothic, moody piece that gets stuck in your head. That Bowie re-recorded and released the song on his album, Let’s Dance, further propelled it into the spotlight while this movie remains in the shadows.
“Me Against the World” – Lizzy Borden
There are few pairings as great as horror and metal, which is why the obscure 1988 creature feature Black Roses is worth mentioning. The plot revolves around a metal band, Black Roses, coming to town and turning its teens into demonic monsters with their music. This means that the soundtrack is full of prominent (at the time) bands like King Kobra, Tempest, and Lizzy Borden. While most of the songs performed by Black Roses in the film were done by King Kobra, its Lizzy Borden’s “Me Against the World” that’s the catchiest thanks to a killer opening sequence.
“Fright Night” – J. Geils Band
There was a glaring omission from the 2009 remake; a catchy theme song like the final single from J. Geils Band in the 1985 original film. Truthfully Brad Fiedel’s “Come to Me” and Evelyn ‘Champagne’ King’s “Give it up” tend to get recalled more than this theme song for the infamous scene where Amy gets seduced by vamp Jerry Dandridge in the nightclub, but this theme song better suits not only the comedic, light tone of the movie but plot-wise as well.
“Killer Klowns” – The Dickies
The lyrics “These klowns, honey, gonna make you die” pretty much says it all. The eponymous killer klowns in the movie are fun, colorful, humorous, but deadly. The Dickies’ song encapsulates the film wholly with their punk rock style merging with the circus calliope; more specifically, the band’s ear worm sampling of Julius Fucik’s “Entry of the Gladiators.” Arrow Films Blu-ray release has a special feature that delves into this theme song’s creation, just in time for the film’s 30th anniversary. Anniversary or not, this song is a must listen when it comes to ‘80s theme songs.
This hardly scratches the surface. What horror theme song is your favorite?
Editorials
6 Dark Fantasy Films That Every Genre Fan Should Watch
From child-eating witches to village-burning dragons, fairy tales have always had a foot in the horror genre. That’s why it makes sense that, for every The Hobbit and The Chronicles of Narnia, there are also darker and more adult-oriented stories about magical worlds inhabited by ravenous monsters and cruel villains.
Funnily enough, these sinister tales were precisely the ones that I gravitated towards back when I was a kid, and I was reminded of this while watching Netflix’s recently released I Am Frankelda, Mexico’s first ever feature-length stop-motion animation and one hell of an entertaining parable about the intersection between fiction and reality.
In honor of this special kind of horror-adjacent fairy tale, today I’d like to share this list recommending six Dark Fantasy films that horror fans might enjoy.
For the purposes of this list, we’ll be defining Dark Fantasy as fantastical stories that don’t shy away from the more macabre elements that fuel classic fairy tales. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own grim favorites if you think we missed a particularly thrilling one.
With that out of the way, onto the list!
6. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

I’m fascinated by bizarre attempts at blockbuster filmmaking – especially when the resulting movies are somehow still fun despite their corporate-mandated origins. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is precisely one of these strangely compelling studio projects, as this surprisingly successful action-thriller boasts a lot of heart (and tongue-in-cheek humor) for a CGI-heavy creature feature.
Directed by Dead Snow’s Tommy Wirkola, Witch Hunters re-frames the classic fairy tale as an origin story for a duo of badass monster-slayers. Of course, it’s the flick’s anachronistic aesthetic and overall visual flair that make it stand out from other action-horror endeavors from around the same time.
5. The Wolf House (2018)

Made in the tradition of faux cursed films in the same vein as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made, the eerie backstory to 2018’s Chilean animated flick The Wolf House (La Casa Lobo in the original Spanish) already makes it a nightmarish experience before the flick even really begins.
After all, the movie is presented to us as a faux propaganda film produced by the leader of a death cult (heavily inspired by the real life Colonia Dignidad), with this hybrid animated feature using complex movie magic to simulate a single uninterrupted shot as it tells the story of a lazy young girl who runs away from an isolated colony and encounters a creepy old house in the woods.
4. The Brothers Grimm (2005)

Out of all the Monty Python alumni, Terry Gilliam has had the most interesting career outside of the original comedy group. From fascinating canceled projects (such as his scrapped adaptation of Watchmen) to dystopian parodies that feel more relevant by the minute (1985’s Brazil), even his “lesser” films are still intriguing in their own way.
2005’s The Brothers Grimm is one such project, with this peculiar movie attempting to combine the comedian-turned-filmmaker’s unique visual style with a more blockbuster-oriented plot reimagining the titular brothers as con-artists rather than mere writers. The end result isn’t exactly a masterpiece, but it’s still a legitimately fun ride with plenty of memorable monsters and wonderful performances by both the late, great Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.
3. Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)

2010’s Dante’s Inferno game may have a reputation as something of an unapologetic God of War clone, but I’d argue that the now-obscure game was aesthetically unique enough to deserve a bigger fanbase. However, while the title remains trapped on the seventh console generation, its highly underrated anime adaptation is a lot easier to get a hold of!
Animated by 6 different studios in order to make the 9 circles of hell feel unique from each other, this may not be a completely faithful adaptation of Dante Alighieri’s poem, but it’s still one heck of a great (not to mention gory) time that I’d highly recommend to fans of Netflix’s take on Castlevania.
2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

My personal favorite entry in the Underworld franchise, Rise of the Lycans, is a highly ambitious prequel that actually works better if you haven’t had the story spoiled to you by the previous Underworld films.
While the rest of the series features plenty of urban fantasy elements as the movies combine machine guns and modern environments with gothic storytelling, Patrick Tatopoulos’ prequel fully embraces its fantastical origins and tells a classic tale about a doomed romance between a werewolf and a vampire amid a medieval uprising.
And the best part is that we get a lot more Michael Sheen as the fan-favorite Lucian.
1. Solomon Kane (2011)

One of my personal favorite movies on this list, MJ Basset’s criminally underseen adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s other iconic warrior is thoroughly steeped in horror ambience and features plenty of memorable monsters. However, it’s also a classic origin story for a swashbuckling hero that wouldn’t feel out of place in a tabletop RPG.
While I’ve already written about how the film deftly combines both horror and fantasy elements without breaking the bank, I’ll never pass up an opportunity to recommend the bizarre movie where James Purefoy expertly plays a puritan John Wick.
It’s just too bad that we never got the other films in this intended trilogy.
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