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The 5 Most Terrifying Kids Shows from Around the World

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Imagination is a key component of a child’s development, and therefore a major focal point of children’s programming. You can count on shows and movies aimed toward kids to be colorful and creative, but they aren’t always heartwarming and happy. Sometimes they are downright terrifying. Growing up, you couldn’t have convinced me that The Garbage Pail Kids Movie wasn’t actually a horror movie in disguise; the live-action take on the characters was the stuff of nightmares.

Sometimes the grownups behind kids programming miss the mark entirely. For every warm, fuzzy character like the Muppets, there can be a character so creepy it’s enough to induce childhood trauma. These 5 kid shows from across the globe were so disturbing they’ll terrify even adults…


Terrahawks

The minds behind Thunderbirds brought this less serious puppet-filled sci-fi show about an organization whose mission is to defend the planet from alien invasion. For once it wasn’t the human protagonists that were terrifying, but the unnerving villains. The main villain, Zelda, was nightmare fuel on her own, but even she didn’t stand a chance compared to MOID. The Master of Infinite Disguise was an alien that looked like he might have been related to Skeletor. While that sounds cool, this puppet was anything but.


Peppermint Park

Leave it to YouTube to dredge up a buried direct-to-video children’s show from the late ‘80s. You know what they say, misery loves company. Now new generations can discover the terrifying part human part puppet characters that featured in this Sesame Street type educational series aimed at kids. Peppermint Park demonstrated why it’s a very tricky thing to feature human-like puppets. They’re creepy.


Tipi Tales

In case you thought all terrifying kids shows were a thing of decades past, I present you with this creepy Canadian kids show from 2003. Conceptually, it was a historical series about the First Nations families living in a cottage and focused on teaching family values and First Nations culture. The only problem is that the designs of these puppets were downright scary. Realistic features in cartoonish disproportion is not a good look if you want to not induce terror.


TV Fafao

This character first appeared on the Brazilian kids show Magic Balloon in the early ‘80s and was so popular that he became one of the biggest Brazilian icons of the decade, earning his own solo show and toy line. The character’s creator, Orival Pessini, drew inspiration from Steven Spielberg’s E.T., specifically how the character was fairly ugly but with a big heart. Clearly, he succeeded. Though, he also looks as though he might have inspired Good Guy doll fashion. Toward the end of the ‘80s an urban legend spread about Fafao’s plush toy, claiming that the doll had a knife hidden in its body. In a terrifying twist, a sharp, hard piece of plastic was confirmed to be inside as a placeholder spine. Not a knife, but still. Fafao is scary.


Donkey, Morso, and Mouru

This Finnish kids show ran from 1999-2001 and wouldn’t have made this list at all if not for one character: Morso. Based on a children’s book, the story tells of Donkey overcoming his fear of Morso with the help of his friend Mouru. It’s easy to see why Donkey was scared of Morso; the strung-out sheep puppet thing is bed-wettingly scary. It didn’t help that Morso had a tendency to pop up from behind fences or peer in windows like a creeper.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon, SeriesFest, and Popcorn Frights Film Fest.

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André Øvredal’s ‘Troll Hunter’ Remains One of the Best Found Footage Movies

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André Øvredal's Troll Hunter

In this day and age, the wordtrollis often used to describe various online nuisances. Yet as abundant and irksome as the modern troll can be, they aren’t usually as fearsome as their mythological counterparts. I’m not talking about the small and gentler versions that have become more common to see in media. No, there are much bigger and scarier trolls out there—and André Øvredal’s movie Troll Hunter is one of the best places to find them.

It doesn’t take long for Troll Hunter (or Trolljegeren) to dump the Blair Witch Project-esque setup and aim for something a lot fresher. The trajectory of the story is augmented by Otto Jespersen’s character Hans, the titular Troll Hunter. The second he comes barreling out of the deep, dark woods and shoutstrollat the camera, this movie takes a turn into what feels like uncharted territory. Not only subject-wise, but also conceptually.

For fantastical and made-up subject matter in cinema, found footage is a fast way to add a guise of believability. After all, what we accept to be the most crucial aspect of documentaries—the truth—rubs off on pseudo-documentaries, despite our understanding of the pretense involved. That is what Øvredal delivered with Troll Hunter: a movie so convincing that some viewers wondered if trolls really do exist. So, had this been straightforwardly made, it likely wouldn’t have been as effective. Conventional narratives would be more inclined to treat something like trolls as flat out unreal, and never try to convince the audience to think otherwise.

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Hans petrifies the three-headed Tusseladd troll.

The viewers, like the characters trailing Hans, are quickly thrown into the deeper end of that extraordinary story. They have to process all this new information while staying on the go. So, although there is no significant amount of meandering, narratively or physically, there is still a good amount of atmosphere, not to mention tension building. It’s never anything frightful, but then again, Troll Hunter isn’t your standard offering of horror; it’s more on the low end of the dark fantasy spectrum. We aren’t ever spirited away to a faraway world—we stay in rather familiar surroundings, as well as dip into those less so. The outcome is a movie where you’re constantly more in awe than in terror.

As fantasy fiction might do, Troll Hunter prefers not to deal with incredulity. There is no time to waste on doubt, as interviewer Thomas (Glenn Erland Tosterud), soundperson Johanna (Johanna Mørck), and cameraman Kalle (Tomas Alf Larsen) all follow Hans around, recording whatever this character is willing to reveal about his bizarre job. Of course, the Troll Hunter himself is not an open book; in that respect, the diegetic documentary fails to fully capture and unpack the more interesting of its two subjects. Yes, all those giant, monstrous trolls are indeed incredible, but understandably, your mind wanders to their pursuer. What kind of person signs up for this gig and then chooses to stick with it for so long?

Reviews have called out Troll Hunter for its lack of character development. In regard to Thomas and his fellow documentarians, that criticism is valid, but bear in mind, they aren’t the focus of the story, either. Meanwhile, Hans is a well-crafted character. At least better than first realized. Before he was introduced, Hans had already grown tired of the troll grind. Fed up with that low compensation for his services, resentful of the bureaucracy, and wanting to expose his employer on a large scale, Hans’ discontent is glaring.

Then there are those finer details about the Troll Hunter, such as that indifference to both the natural splendor of his everyday surroundings and the affections of an obviously smitten colleague, that also suggest some level of despondency. So it is fair to say this movie doesn’t feature any sizable growth for its characters; however, the namesake isn’t underwritten. No doubt, putting a real-life character like Otto Jespersen in that role is partly why Hans is so fascinating—maybe even relatable.

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Otto Jespersen as Hans the Troll Hunter.

There is always a small risk whenever using the termmockumentaryto describe a found-footage movie, as the word could imply humor where there is none. In the case of Troll Hunter, the term’s usage is appropriate. Some folks have claimed the English-dubbed version has the more comedic tone, however, the Norwegian cut isn’t exactly humorless. Apart from the trolls’ absurd appearances, this is a movie where the characters nearly choke on the monsters’ farts, and Christians are like walking targets. Hans’ complete apathy towards everything is another cause of laughter. Overall, the comedy is intentionally dry and inconsistent. Unfunny, though? Absolutely not.

In a movie where endemic creatures are maltreated, as well as disavowed from living freely and peacefully, it’s hard not to notice the ecological message buried beneath the story. In addition to that is the unmistakable political satire. There is this whole business about intrusive and unsightly power lines—like trolls, they’re big blemishes on the land—that leads to what is perhaps the movie’s funniest moment. The scene in question is that one where certain electric lines, the ones secretly being used to keep the trolls at bay, go in a loop and don’t actually send power to any residents. Yet the monitors of said lines don’t find this at all weird. So it stands to reason that Øvredal was having a go at those who accept the government’s doings without question.

Looking past the fact that trolls aren’t actually real, this movie is an enlightening source of information. And not just for international audiences; Norwegians, too, get schooled about their homeland’s own mythology. It’s also evident from everything on screen that Øvredal and his crew were enthusiastic about the topic. The creature designs are the most indicative of that zeal; those imaginative yet myth-accurate manifestations are equally amusing and grotesque. One second you’re laughing at their phallic noses, the next you’re white-knuckling during a hairy sequence. Most surprisingly is how well the trolls’ visual effects hold up after fifteen years. It’s not all spotless, but on the whole, they remain impressive.

Vouching for a mockumentary about trolls isn’t easy, but those who do come around and give it a shot will more than likely be grateful for the recommendation. For Troll Hunter is a real find in that vast and varied genre we callfound footage.

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A bridge troll reaches up for food and finds Hans decked out in armor.

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