Editorials
Ranking All 4 Seasons of SyFy’s “Channel Zero”!
Despite what some misinformed publications may have claimed, 2018 was a fantastic year for horror. From Halloween to Hereditary, there’s no denying that the genre is kicking both financial and critical ass on the big screen. Luckily for us gore-hounds, the same can also be said for horror on Television, as this year we’ve had the pleasure of binging through serialized gems like The Haunting of Hill House and even a divisive yet entertaining season of The X-Files.
However, in the midst of all this scary goodness, there’s one little show that stood out as some of the most under-appreciated horror media of the year. Naturally, I’m talking about SyFy’s insanely creative anthology series, Channel Zero. With four consistently entertaining seasons under their belt, I figured it was about time someone ranked the showrunners’ attempts at bringing the internet’s best CreepyPastas to the small screen.
Of course, I’d still recommend watching the entire show because, unlike almost every other anthology series, Channel Zero has yet to put out a legitimately bad season (and it isn’t hard to marathon four six-episode-long yarns, either). Nevertheless, not all stories are created equal, so here we go!
4. “No-End House”

The eponymous CreepyPasta may have served as more of an introduction to the freaky concept of an infinite haunted house, but the Channel Zero team did their best to expand this simple tale into a serialized existential nightmare that could hold viewers’ attention for six episodes. Featuring the talents of Amy Forsyth (one of several things this season has in common with the recent Hell Fest film) and John Carrol Lynch, No-End House deals with complex issues like grief and loss within a supernatural horror mystery.
While the season offers well-developed characters and a terrifying premise, I still find it to be the show’s weakest story so far. Don’t get me wrong, this is definitely not a bad season of television, but I feel that the pacing is inexcusably slow for six episodes, and there are several plot threads that could have been handled better.
Even so, No-End House still boasts a sizable fanbase that defends it as their favorite CreepyPasta adaptation, and even I have to admit that the heartbreaking finale still packs quite a punch.
3. “Candle Cove”

The season that started it all, Candle Cove is arguably the most internet-influenced segment of the series, chronicling the lasting effects of a cursed children’s show and the nostalgic conspiracy surrounding it. Not only was Candle Cove a pioneer in horror television, but it also introduced us to the insanely terrifying Tooth Child, an iconic monster that would become the face of Channel Zero until it would eventually be dethroned a few seasons later.
Following a traumatized child psychologist as he investigates the titular children’s program that haunts a small town, Candle-Cove may be a bit too slow at times, but the chilling atmosphere mostly makes up for that, with a compelling main mystery and some genuinely frightening sequences (not to mention some kick-ass cinematography) to boot.
Candle-Cove may have been a great story to start the show with, but this is one scary formula that would only improve as it was refined in future seasons.
2. “Butcher’s Block”

With all the fuss over The Dream Door this Halloween season, many viewers forgot that we’d already seen a full season of Channel Zero earlier this year in the form of Butcher’s Block. Based on Kerry Hammond’s Search and Rescue Woods, Butcher’s Block uses this internet legend as more of a jumping-off point to tell its own sordid tale featuring cannibalistic cults and eldritch gods.
This season once again benefits from fantastic casting, featuring Holland Roden and Olivia Luccardi as tragic yet compelling protagonists, and the legendary Rutger Hauer in one of his best villainous performances ever. While the story might be a bit too wild for some viewers this time around, mostly due to a confusing yet spellbinding script and some of the ever-present pacing issues, the fascinating mythology and likable characters make this a must-watch for any horror fan.
If that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at the amazingly creative/horrific gore effects that help Butcher’s Block earn its name.
1. “The Dream Door”

Considering the attention we’ve been giving it these past few months, I don’t think anyone’s going to be surprised with The Dream Door being in first place here. Nevertheless, the widespread praise is well deserved, as this is some of the craziest and most fun programming that I’ve seen in years, and totally unlike anything else on television right now.
The Channel Zero team chose a relatively tame story (at least for CreepyPasta standards) to inspire their latest season, and transformed it into something completely unique. Part relationship drama, part slasher and part balls-to-the-wall fantasy, the sheer creativity behind all this is already more than enough reason to check this season out.
Of course, I haven’t even mentioned the show’s iconic new monster, Pretzel Jack! Played by real-life contortionist Troy James, Jack is equally lovable and unnerving as he murders his way through the story (and into viewer’s hearts) as the show progresses.
In all honesty, there’s no reason for any of you to not have seen this season yet, especially with the entire series now streaming on Shudder (it’s also available on SyFy’s official website). I can only hope that the show gets renewed so that we can see more crazy stories like this one in the future.
Editorials
André Øvredal’s ‘Troll Hunter’ Remains One of the Best Found Footage Movies
In this day and age, the word “troll” is often used to describe various online nuisances. Yet as abundant and irksome as the modern troll can be, they aren’t usually as fearsome as their mythological counterparts. I’m not talking about the small and gentler versions that have become more common to see in media. No, there are much bigger and scarier trolls out there—and André Øvredal’s movie Troll Hunter is one of the best places to find them.
It doesn’t take long for Troll Hunter (or Trolljegeren) to dump the Blair Witch Project-esque setup and aim for something a lot fresher. The trajectory of the story is augmented by Otto Jespersen’s character Hans, the titular Troll Hunter. The second he comes barreling out of the deep, dark woods and shouts “troll” at the camera, this movie takes a turn into what feels like uncharted territory. Not only subject-wise, but also conceptually.
For fantastical and made-up subject matter in cinema, found footage is a fast way to add a guise of believability. After all, what we accept to be the most crucial aspect of documentaries—the truth—rubs off on pseudo-documentaries, despite our understanding of the pretense involved. That is what Øvredal delivered with Troll Hunter: a movie so convincing that some viewers wondered if trolls really do exist. So, had this been straightforwardly made, it likely wouldn’t have been as effective. Conventional narratives would be more inclined to treat something like trolls as flat out unreal, and never try to convince the audience to think otherwise.

Hans petrifies the three-headed Tusseladd troll.
The viewers, like the characters trailing Hans, are quickly thrown into the deeper end of that extraordinary story. They have to process all this new information while staying on the go. So, although there is no significant amount of meandering, narratively or physically, there is still a good amount of atmosphere, not to mention tension building. It’s never anything frightful, but then again, Troll Hunter isn’t your standard offering of horror; it’s more on the low end of the dark fantasy spectrum. We aren’t ever spirited away to a faraway world—we stay in rather familiar surroundings, as well as dip into those less so. The outcome is a movie where you’re constantly more in awe than in terror.
As fantasy fiction might do, Troll Hunter prefers not to deal with incredulity. There is no time to waste on doubt, as interviewer Thomas (Glenn Erland Tosterud), soundperson Johanna (Johanna Mørck), and cameraman Kalle (Tomas Alf Larsen) all follow Hans around, recording whatever this character is willing to reveal about his bizarre job. Of course, the Troll Hunter himself is not an open book; in that respect, the diegetic documentary fails to fully capture and unpack the more interesting of its two subjects. Yes, all those giant, monstrous trolls are indeed incredible, but understandably, your mind wanders to their pursuer. What kind of person signs up for this gig and then chooses to stick with it for so long?
Reviews have called out Troll Hunter for its lack of character development. In regard to Thomas and his fellow documentarians, that criticism is valid, but bear in mind, they aren’t the focus of the story, either. Meanwhile, Hans is a well-crafted character. At least better than first realized. Before he was introduced, Hans had already grown tired of the troll grind. Fed up with that low compensation for his services, resentful of the bureaucracy, and wanting to expose his employer on a large scale, Hans’ discontent is glaring.
Then there are those finer details about the Troll Hunter, such as that indifference to both the natural splendor of his everyday surroundings and the affections of an obviously smitten colleague, that also suggest some level of despondency. So it is fair to say this movie doesn’t feature any sizable growth for its characters; however, the namesake isn’t underwritten. No doubt, putting a real-life character like Otto Jespersen in that role is partly why Hans is so fascinating—maybe even relatable.

Otto Jespersen as Hans the Troll Hunter.
There is always a small risk whenever using the term “mockumentary” to describe a found-footage movie, as the word could imply humor where there is none. In the case of Troll Hunter, the term’s usage is appropriate. Some folks have claimed the English-dubbed version has the more comedic tone, however, the Norwegian cut isn’t exactly humorless. Apart from the trolls’ absurd appearances, this is a movie where the characters nearly choke on the monsters’ farts, and Christians are like walking targets. Hans’ complete apathy towards everything is another cause of laughter. Overall, the comedy is intentionally dry and inconsistent. Unfunny, though? Absolutely not.
In a movie where endemic creatures are maltreated, as well as disavowed from living freely and peacefully, it’s hard not to notice the ecological message buried beneath the story. In addition to that is the unmistakable political satire. There is this whole business about intrusive and unsightly power lines—like trolls, they’re big blemishes on the land—that leads to what is perhaps the movie’s funniest moment. The scene in question is that one where certain electric lines, the ones secretly being used to keep the trolls at bay, go in a loop and don’t actually send power to any residents. Yet the monitors of said lines don’t find this at all weird. So it stands to reason that Øvredal was having a go at those who accept the government’s doings without question.
Looking past the fact that trolls aren’t actually real, this movie is an enlightening source of information. And not just for international audiences; Norwegians, too, get schooled about their homeland’s own mythology. It’s also evident from everything on screen that Øvredal and his crew were enthusiastic about the topic. The creature designs are the most indicative of that zeal; those imaginative yet myth-accurate manifestations are equally amusing and grotesque. One second you’re laughing at their phallic noses, the next you’re white-knuckling during a hairy sequence. Most surprisingly is how well the trolls’ visual effects hold up after fifteen years. It’s not all spotless, but on the whole, they remain impressive.
Vouching for a mockumentary about trolls isn’t easy, but those who do come around and give it a shot will more than likely be grateful for the recommendation. For Troll Hunter is a real find in that vast and varied genre we call “found footage“.

A bridge troll reaches up for food and finds Hans decked out in armor.
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