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10 of the Best Irish Horror Films to Watch on St. Patrick’s Day (Or Any Other Day!)

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One of many exciting developments in the horror genre during the 2000s has been the emergence of so many films coming out of Ireland. Rather than yet another ranking of the Leprechaun franchise (I’ll save you the trouble – Origins is still the worst), this St. Patrick’s Day holiday seems like a good time to celebrate some of the really cool Irish horror films of the last 15 years.

Here are 10 of the best that you should check out.


Boy Eats Girl (2005, dir. Stephen Bradley) – Sure, it seems as though they started with the title and worked backwards, but Boy Eats Girl is a surprisingly charming Irish horror comedy about a high schooler (David Leon) who dies and is brought back to life by his mother, but comes back as a flesh-hungry zombie. This complicates his burgeoning relationship with Jessica (Samantha Mumba), the girl he likes, especially as the zombie virus begins to spread throughout the school. More teen comedy than hardcore horror film, Boy Eats Girl boasts likable characters and some genuine sweetness, plus gets gorier the longer it goes on.


Isolation (2005, dir. Billy O’Brien) – If you’re looking for the movie that makes cows scary, look no further. A cattle farmer allows some of his cows to be genetically modified to increase fertility, but what results is a kind of monstrous parasite with the ability to infect humans as well. While a little on the slow side, Isolation is a good enough riff on John Carpenter’s The Thing to warrant a recommendation. The cast is impressive, too, with early performances from Essie Davis (of The Babadook), Sean Harris (the bad guy from Mission: Impossible: Rogue Nation and Fallout), and Ruth Negga.


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Wake Wood (2009, dir. David Keating) – A ‘70s-inspired effort in the tradition of Don’t Look Now, Wake Wood is the devastating story of a couple (Eva Birthistle and Game of Thrones’ Aidan Gillen) who lose their young daughter to a tragic act of animal violence. When a stranger (Timothy Spall) offers to bring her back for a few days so they can have a proper goodbye, the offer is too tempting for the grieving couple to resist. But as anyone who has read or seen Pet Sematary can tell you, something is … off…about the couple’s newly-revived daughter. As someone with young kids, there are a lot of scenes in Wake Wood that are hard to watch, but that’s a testament to the movie’s power and effectiveness. Consider yourself warned. This was the first movie released by the revived Hammer Films.


Citadel (2012, dir. Ciarán Foy) – One of the better killer kid movies of the last 20 years, Citadel finds a man (Aneurin Barnard) traumatized by tragedy and becoming agoraphobic, making it difficult to raise his infant daughter alone. The screenplay is based in part on a real life trauma experienced by Foy (who would go on to direct Sinister 2), which helps explain why the movie’s brand of paranoid psychological terror feels so immediate and real. It’s Polanski’s Repulsion meets Cronenberg’s The Brood.


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Grabbers (2012, dir. Jon Wright) – One of the few giant creature features ever produced out of Ireland boasts a most inspired premise: a town, under siege by giant tentacled monsters with an allergy to alcohol, must stay drunk in order to stay alive and save the day. By leaning into a national stereotype in the premise of the movie, Grabbers manages to be funny and charming while still delivering the goods as a monster movie. Comparisons to Tremors are inevitable but apt.


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The Canal (2014, dir. Ivan Kavanagh) – This might be my favorite Irish horror movie on this list. Rupert Evans (The Boy) plays a film archivist who discovers, through an old film, that a brutal murder took place at his house in the early 1900s. His cheating wife then goes missing around the same time that he begins to see ghosts. Tense and expertly constructed, The Canal is a slow-moving descent into a nightmare, with a streak of Fulci-esque Italian horror in the way that the supernatural will suddenly shatter through reality, blurring the lines of what is real and what isn’t. There’s an element of David Lynch’s Lost Highway as well in how director Kavanagh uses film as memory, especially as a way of remembering things the way we want to remember them.


The Hallow (2015, dir. Corin Hardy) – A couple travels into a remote forest in Ireland to conduct some research, only to find themselves besieged by creatures who want their infant son and are confined to darkness. Once again combining family tragedy and folklore, this time with an element of body horror, The Hallow fits in with a lot of the Irish horror on this list but manages to stand out as being a rare creature feature that’s well executed, if a little familiar.


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A Dark Song (2016, dir. Liam Gavin) – Like Wake Wood before it, A Dark Song centers on a woman (Catherine Walker) who, overwhelmed by grief, consults an occultist (Steve Oram) to perform a ceremony that she feels will help her find closure. Whereas Wake Wood is primarily concerned with what happens after the child is brought back, A Dark Song is much more procedural in terms of performing the rites of the ceremony, which get darker and more challenging as the film goes on. The debut feature from writer/director Liam Gavin is essentially an intense two-character drama anchored by a pair of excellent performances and a willingness to fearlessly commit to going places other movies might not dare.


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The Lodgers (2017, dir. Brian O’Malley) – Director Brian O’Malley’s follow-up to 2014’s Let Us Prey (a nasty little slice of Irish horror that would also be right at home on this list and is well worth a watch) is a gorgeous period ghost story about a pair of twins haunted by a curse that keeps them trapped inside their deteriorating family mansion. More concerned with etheral Gothic beauty than actual scares – more The Innocents than The Shining – the movie is, like so much Irish horror, about past tragedies and folklore traditions. It’s fascinating to see how many films produced by the country seem to be attempting to deal with their national history inside the horror genre.


The Hole in the Ground (2019, dir. Lee Cronin) – The most recent title on this list, 2019’s Irish horror movie The Hole in the Ground tells the story of a mother (Seána Kerslake) whose young son begins acting very strangely after they move into a house in the woods near an enormous sinkhole. The movie plays like the summation of every other Irish horror film on this list: it’s got the Irish countryside (Isolation, The Hallow), scary kids (Citadel, Wake Wood), parents and children at the forefront (Citadel, Wake Wood, A Dark Song), and Irish folklore (The Hallow, The Lodgers, Wake Wood). This is not to suggest the movie is derivative, just that there appear to be patterns across the country’s genre output – certain themes and tropes that pop up again and again and which are very much present in The Hole in the Ground. It’s like the Greatest Hits of Irish Horror.

This article was originally published on March 14, 2019.

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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