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Home is Where the Horror Is: 10 of Horror’s Most Dysfunctional Families

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Home is where the horror is, or at least it’s where you can most often find horror.

The genre has long explored the home, and its family bonds stretched to their extremes. Horror films have explored fears involving inherited skeletons in the closet, unhealthy relationships between parent and child, or even among siblings, and every terrifying facet of raising a family in a world where dangers lurk at every possible turn, realistically or supernatural. Horror is that fantastical space that brings its fictitious families closer together in opposition of looming threats, or it exposes their worst dysfunction. 

Families like the Freelings use love as a weapon against the supernatural in Poltergeist. Grief and inherited plans of demonic transference expose the flaws of the Graham family in Hereditary, and they unravel quickly. With the twisted sibling relationship of The Turning and the sordid family drama of The Lodge on the near horizon, we’re looking back at some of horror’s most dysfunctional families. These ten families put the fun in dysfunction (more like fear) and their compounded conflicts and emotional issues become a mere starting point for the terror they unleash.


Orphan

The Coleman family is a mess long before the adoption of Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman). Kate (Vera Farmiga) and John’s (Peter Sarsgaard) marriage is under severe strain after a miscarriage. The loss gave Kate nightmares, and she turned to alcohol as a coping mechanism. That alcoholism led to a car accident that left her daughter Max deaf and mute. In other words, it didn’t take much for Esther to effectively turn people against Kate and wreak havoc on their lives. The moral of the story is that a new child won’t fix your problems, and a creepy adult posing as a child will undoubtedly infiltrate and exploit your worst flaws.


Frailty

Bill Paxton’s feature debut is an underrated entry in psychological horror that showcases how dysfunction tends to be cyclical. He also stars as the Meiks family patriarch, a man wholly convinced that he’s been tasked with a divine mission from God to destroy humans masquerading as demons on Earth. He also thinks that it’s a family business and brings his two young sons into the bloody fold. Adam (Jeremy Sumpter) believes his father, while Fenton (Matt O’Leary) thinks dad has cracked. While the truth is eventually revealed, teaching your sons the trade of ax murdering isn’t healthy for anyone’s psyche.


You’re Next

You're Next

At first glance, the Davison family seems relatively normal. Sure, the siblings seem to annoy each other, but what siblings don’t know how to push each other’s buttons? Mom and dad- especially mom- radiate love for their children, so they can’t be that messed up, right? The more we get to know the family, the more their issues become apparent. Mom likes pills, so does the eldest brother’s wife, another sibling’s significant other is aroused by dead bodies, and when a trio of masked killers interrupt dinner, they devolve into bickering over who can run the fastest. Priorities are not their strong suit. Of course, there’s the whole other matter of two family members hiring the killers in the first place, to get a head start on collecting their inheritance.


Seed of Chucky

Up until this point in the series, murderous Good Guy doll Chucky struggled with life in a plastic shell. His driving goal, aside from murder, is to find a new human body to inhabit. A serial killer with an identity crisis and a viciously volatile relationship with lady love Tiffany makes for one of horror’s most dysfunctional couples of all time. Add in a son who’s also navigating the murky waters of identity and a significant aversion to violence, and well, Seed of Chucky makes The War of the Roses look like Disney fare by comparison.


The Woman

This sequel to Offspring switches gears in a big way; a cannibal becomes the protagonist thanks to one messed up family. Patriarch Chris Cleek (Sean Bridgers) captures The Woman (Pollyanna McIntosh) while out hunting and decides the best way to handle her feral nature is to bring her home and domesticate her. Chris’s plucky family man demeanor quickly gives way to depraved violence. A trait his only son has eagerly picked up on. The women in the family tend to live in fear, at best. That doesn’t even touch upon Socket, a secret Cleek daughter. This family, thanks to dear old dad, revels in chaos and evil.


House of 1000 Corpses

The twisted family tree of the Firefly clan is a winding one made even more complicated in that every single branch comes with its own brand of crazy and cruel. It’s clear they all love each other, even when fighting, but it’s all very unhealthy. Poor Tiny’s dad tried to set him ablaze, so they locked him in the catacombs with Dr. Satan’s experiments. Otis Driftwood tends to act as the father figure, but his penchant for necrophilia means he’s not exactly the father of the year type. None of that even scratches the surface of just how much this family loves to torture, maim, and murder.


The People Under the Stairs

The Robeson family is a wealthy but frugal bunch. Or at least Mommy and Daddy are, while their only daughter Alice is the epitome of well-behaved. Until Fool comes along and learns the horrific truth, Mommy and Daddy keep a slew of discarded “sons” in their basement. Boys that have broken the rules and have had their tongues or ears removed as punishment. That they’ve resorted to cannibalism to survive is enough to land the Robesons near the lead of the dysfunctional pack, but they take it a step further with the reveal that Mommy and Daddy are brother and sister.


Hellraiser

After the disappearance of Frank Cotton, his brother Larry moves into his house as an attempt to reconnect with his wife, Julia. Blood from a gash on his hand unwittingly resurrects Frank from the floorboards of the attic, and Julia’s lust along with it. Poor Larry learns of the affair between Frank and Julia the hard way, and Julia learns the cold hard truth about what an unsympathetic user Frank is when a puzzle box opens the doors to another dimension. The love triangle gets even more complicated when Frank kills his brother, then wears his skin to fool Larry’s daughter Kirsty. Under the guise of Larry, he makes sexual advances on her. Incestuous desires, fratricide, and toying with Cenobites equals a family in pressing need of therapy. Lots of it. The Cenobites looked like angels next to the Cottons.


The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

There’s no question that a family of graverobbers with a taste for barbecued human flesh exists at the most dangerous end of dysfunction. None, save for the patriarch and proprietor of the family-owned gas station, seem capable of surviving in a healthy society. Not the loose canon hitchhiking brother, not the barely alive grandfather that suckles blood when offered, and mainly not the hulking mute that uses hand-made masks of human skin to convey his emotions and personality. Leatherface might be the family enforcer, but he’s a cowering softie that bears the brunt of his family’s abuse. This bizarre clan only gets weirder as the franchise progresses.


The Shining

At the opposite end of the spectrum is the Torrance family, a small unit trying hard to overcome their dysfunction. Schoolteacher turned aspiring writer Jack Torrance (Jack Nicholson) pursues a job as a caretaker at the Overlook Hotel as a means of getting his life back on track after alcoholism threatened to derail it altogether. The quiet winter months mean plenty of time to pursue his writing, but it also means quality time spent alone with the family. A necessity considering how physically abusive his drunken state propelled him to be. That’s what makes The Shining so tragic; the evil of the hotel brings out Jack’s worst qualities, taking a chance at redemption and corrupting it to its fullest. It meant his only child, Danny, grew up battling the same exact demons as dear old dad, too, in sequel Doctor Sleep.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon, SeriesFest, and Popcorn Frights Film Fest.

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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