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Stay Home, Watch Horror: 5 Giallo Movies to Stream This Week

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'All the Colors of the Dark’

Giallo means yellow in Italian, but it also refers to crime fiction, named after the yellow colors of early crime fiction paperbacks. It’s a term that’s long since been adopted for an Italian sub-genre of stylized murder mysteries. The parameters that define a giallo can vary. But they all tend to share recurring elements among them; eye-catching candy-colored blood, black leather gloves, amateur investigators, POV shots, elaborate deaths, great movie titles, and earworm scores. Gialli often features obsession, repressed memories, and fetishistic violence.

This week’s streaming picks give a crash course on gialli. From the first movie attributed to the subgenre to a contemporary love letter that playfully pokes fun at its tropes, these picks have it all. Well, except for any titles by Dario Argento- the most well-known and beloved filmmaker tied to the giallo. If you’ve not seen any Argento, start with The Bird with the Crystal Plumage on Tubi or Pluto TV, then follow it up with Deep Red (also on Tubi).

As for the rest, here’s where you can stream them this week.


The Evil Eye – Shudder

The Evil Eye is the U.S. title for The Girl Who Knew Too Much, considered the first-ever giallo. Fittingly, it follows Nora (Letícia Román), a giallo paperback obsessed American who travels to Rome to stay with her aunt. There she’s mugged and knocked unconscious. She wakes to a murder taking place, but no one believes her when no evidence is found. Nora must use her knowledge of pulpy crime novels to determine if what she witnessed was real or a phantom memory of murders that took place long ago. The Evil Eye also stars John Saxon as Nora’s love interest. Mario Bava is a style master, and this gorgeously shot black-and-white thriller gets by on its atmospheric visuals when the narrative can get a bit too intricate for its own good.


The Red Queen Kills Seven Times – Prime Video

An old family curse hits sisters Kitty and Franziska after inheriting their grandfather’s castle. The curse’s legend states that one sister dies and returns to life to kill seven people every one-hundred years, with her sister as the final victim. The body count rises, but is it due to a curse or something far more insidious? This giallo leans heavily into Gothic horror without sacrificing the gory kills. In other words, the red queen kills far more than seven times. It’s the final film by director Emilio Miraglia and his follow-up to the also worthy The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave.


All the Colors of the Dark – Shudder

Director Sergio Martino (The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh, also on Shudder) once again teams up with actors Edwige Fenech and George Hilton for a Satanic take on the giallo. This time, Martino descends further into hallucinatory dream logic. Fenech plays Jane, a woman still reeling from a car accident that resulted in a miscarriage. Then a new neighbor recommends Jane participate in a Black Mass. Instead of curing her, it seems to bring her nightmares to life, and she becomes convinced devil worshippers are following her. Full of psychedelic, psychosexual imagery, it’s a gorgeous giallo full of red herrings and late-game reveals.


Dressed to Kill – Prime Video

Brian de Palma packs this thriller full of nods to Alfred Hitchcock and Psycho, but it’s very much in the style of a giallo. After witnessing the brutal murder of a psychiatrist’s patient, call girl Liz (Nancy Allen) becomes the prime suspect as well as the murderer’s next target. Liz teams up with the victim’s son to solve the killer’s identity before it’s too late. All of the familiar giallo hallmarks are there; the mystery, voyeurism, the black gloves, bloody deaths, and sexually-charged psychological themes. Throw in a fantastic score by Pino Donaggio, and you have a stellar late-game giallo.


The Editor – Prime Video, Tubi

If gialli don’t appeal to you, no matter how hard you try, The Editor might do the trick. A horror-comedy by Astron-6, The Editor works as both an homage and a parody of gialli. Adam Brooks (Psycho Goreman) stars as Rey Cisco, a once-popular film editor that now works in exploitation after an accident left him without four fingers. When actors from his latest project turn up missing, Rey becomes the prime suspect. It’s up to Rey to investigate and clear his name, leading to some sinister discoveries. Astron-6 playfully spoofs the sub-genre’s tropes, from bad dubbing to nonsensical plot threads. It’s a sendup that embraces camp and doesn’t take itself seriously at all.  

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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