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Six More Underappreciated Slasher Villains From the 2000s!
A lot of genre fans insist that the 2000s was one of the worst decades for horror, but even if most mainstream productions at that time appeared to be edgy remakes and attempted cash-ins on trends like J-horror and “Torture Porn,” the independent scene was actually stronger than ever. This is especially true for Slasher films, with the rise of digital filmmaking tools and widespread internet access allowing for fresh voices and more experimentation within the sub-genre.
This led to quite a few original Slashers that are still worth talking about today, with original villains meant to better represent the fears and anxieties of the new millennium. In fact, there are so many underrated movies and characters from that era that we decided to come up with a sequel to our original list of 6 Underappreciated Slasher Villains from the 2000s, as that decade still has a lot to offer if horror fans are willing to look.
Like last time, we’ll be focusing on the characters themselves rather than the overall quality of their respective films, and we also won’t be considering any remakes or reboots of existing villains. Naturally, don’t forget to comment with your own favorites below, as it’s always fun to look back on original characters that we think deserve more attention.
Now, onto the list…
6. Coffin Baby – Toolbox Murders (2004)

At first glance, Tobe Hooper’s underrated reimagining of Dennis Donnelly’s The Toolbox Murders might feel like it’s infringing the “no remakes” rule, but his version of a horrific murder mystery contained within an apartment complex actually features a completely different killer. The titular toolbox still makes a horrific appearance, aiding in all kinds of grisly homicide, but Coffin Baby is an entirely original creation. A supernaturally driven ghoul hell-bent on immortality, his messed-up face and sadistic tendencies make him the worst kind of nosy neighbor.
The movie itself has some issues, as it was technically never completed and Hooper was forced to re-edit the available footage into something watchable, but it’s still a fun Slasher flick with a unique setting, likable characters (Angela Bettis makes for a great lead) and a surprisingly memorable killer. The sequel is pretty fun as well, featuring even more of the deranged killer, but it’s hard to compare it to a Tobe Hooper movie.
5. The Virgin Slayer – Cherry Falls (2000)

Sabotaged by MPAA censorship, a botched theatrical release and unfair comparisons to Scream, Geoffrey Wright’s Cherry Falls is a witty subversion of Slasher tropes that deserves a lot more attention than it originally received. Starring the late, great Brittany Murphy as a genuinely likable final girl, the film also boasts a unique villain that goes against all genre conventions by exclusively targeting virgins.
The Virgin Slayer’s methods and motivation stand out more than his cross-dressing visuals, but he’s still a suitably creepy opponent with a backstory that works even better in the post-Me-Too era. While some elements of the film haven’t aged as well as others – and it’s a shame that so much of the original cut footage was lost – I’d argue that it’s even more relevant now than it was back in 2000, and that’s mostly due to the strange antagonist.
4. The Ronald Reagan Killer – The Tripper (2006)

David Arquette is obviously no stranger to horror, but I wish more genre fans would watch his criminally underseen horror-comedy, The Tripper. Featuring a hippie-slaying murderer with a bizarre Ronald Reagan obsession, the film’s stoner-comedy elements might not be for everyone, but there’s no denying that Arquette came up with one hell of a memorable killer.
Despite the film’s lighter tone, the eerie mask and suit make for a surprisingly creepy villain design that also parodies the absurd social dilemmas of the 70s. As a feature, The Tripper may have its issues, but this freakish incarnation of Ronald Reagan will live on as he hunts down cannabis-loving hippies in a lovingly crafted homage to classic exploitation flicks.
3. Satan Man – Satan’s Little Helper (2004)

Jeff Lieberman’s Satan’s Little Helper is an incredibly odd film, with bizarre tonal shifts and a sinister sense of humor, but it’s also one of my favorite Halloween movies and features one of the most entertaining murderers on this list. A devious serial killer disguised as a cartoonish depiction of the Devil, Satan Man is the real heart of this wicked little black comedy, taking on a misguided apprentice as he terrorizes the unsuspecting suburbs.
The movie’s comments on violence in media and its effect on children may seem a little exaggerated by today’s standards, but this weird comedy still holds up because of its memorable characters. The bizarre interactions between Satan Man and his number one fan are already worth the price of admission, but the gruesome kills and chilly atmosphere are what cement the flick as a perfect addition to any Halloween marathon.
2. The Butcher – The Midnight Meat Train (2006)

From Candyman to Pinhead, Clive Barker has a habit of churning out iconic antagonists that develop a life of their own as they get adapted into franchises. However, a lot of horror fans forget about The Midnight Meat Train‘s Butcher, which happens to be one of my favorite Books of Blood characters and one of the most unique killers on this list.
Played by Vinnie Jones in Ryuhei Kitamura’s highly entertaining adaptation of Barker’s short story, The Butcher is a uniquely tormented character in that his murderous hobby is more of an actual job than anything else. While I won’t spoil the movie’s horrific twist, this is one of the more tragic entries on the list, and I feel that it’s a shame that this story never got a sequel.
1. The Killer – High Tension (2003)

Featuring compelling performances, grimy visuals and genuinely disconcerting gore effects by genre veteran Giannetto De Rossi, Alexandre Aja’s High Tension is by far my favorite movie out of the New French Extremity lineup. It also happens to feature one of the most brutal antagonists of the 2000s with its sadistic Killer.
Initially dressed like a mechanic from hell, this nasty murderer is the physical manifestation of all things horrible, though he still manages to show off a sick sense of humor while engaging in a mad murder spree with his creepy old van. The eventual twist about his true nature may not be to everyone’s liking, but there’s no denying that this is one of the most memorable movie murderers out there, and a huge part of that is due to Philippe Nahon’s gleefully evil performance. Nahon may have passed away last year, but he left behind proof that solid acting and a good script are all you need to be a scary antagonist.
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Forgotten ’80s Satanic Panic Horror Gem ‘The Kiss’ Is Worth Rediscovering
Horror was thriving so well in the 1980s that movies like Pen Densham’s The Kiss (1988) would understandably get lost in the shuffle, only to then gain their fans later on in life. Even still, this one Canadian-American curio has had a more challenging time than others, as far as contemporary reevaluations go, which is very likely due to the movie’s limited availability—at least as of this write-up.
However, the scarceness of The Kiss, while a bit annoying, makes it like catnip for ‘80s horror completists everywhere. Hopefully, a lot of them will walk away satisfied after watching this hidden gem.
Even though The Kiss was intended as the first of several horror collaborations between Astral Pictures and TriStar, as well as the first feature produced by Densham, Richard B. Lewis and John Watson’s Trilogy Entertainment Group, it ended up being the only one produced from that former union. Once the movie was released, TriStar’s distribution jitters—they opted for a regional rollout—did the $6-million flick no favors. TriStar’s cold feet toward horror releases have been well noted, but The Kiss still did a tad better than Night of the Creeps (1986), another genre outing that flopped due to its regional opening.
Shot in Montreal, but set in Albany, New York, The Kiss—which was still called The Host just a few months before its October premiere—concerns an average middle-class family and their forthcoming situation. The uncanny problem in store for them was, in fact, set in motion some years earlier. As that hot and dusty flashback to the Belgian Congo shows, a familial curse was set upon the two Dunbar sisters well before Meredith Salenger’s teenage character was born.

Meredith Salenger, Nicholas Kilbertus and Mimi Kuzyk in The Kiss
The Kiss, which was based on a story by co-writer Stephen Volk (Ghostwatch) and penned by both Volk and Tom Ropelewski, has the outward appearance of The Stepfather (1987). This movie, though, is anything but a gender-flipped retread of that classic domestic disturber. For starters, The Kiss is far less grounded in reality—that much is clear from its unsettling opening scene. There, a trusting girl (Priscilla Mouzakiotis) is the victim of her own deceptive aunt (Céline Lomez); the movie’s titular act, and the story’s first shock, becomes the means of transferring an ancient evil from one host to another.
In the present day, Salenger’s role of Amy Halloran, a religious schoolgirl, is dealt a harsh blow in life once her mother, Hilary Halloran née Dunbar (Pamela Collyer), suddenly dies in a freak accident. But rather than a complete stranger sweeping the Halloran widower (Nicholas Kilbertus) off his feet some months later, Joanna Pacula’s character is that chosen temptress. Here, Pacula plays the grown-up version of the afflicted girl last seen in the movie’s opener. Since Amy’s mother is insistent about there being no reunion between estranged sisters, and she even contemplates buying a gun shortly before her tragic demise, it’s presumable that Aunt Felice poses a threat to her family.
The Kiss isn’t a movie ever too concerned about its own predictability. The audience is indeed often one step ahead of the story here, but also keep in mind how every one of those steps is loud. Take, for instance, the death of Amy’s mother; the Halloran matriarch goes out in garish, gruesome fashion, as a supernaturally commandeered truck sends Collyer’s character through a store window first, then leaves her one leg short. The directorial enthusiasm truly comes out in horrific moments such as these.
The Kiss is always sure to revel in its characters’ ills and misfortunes. So if the plot doesn’t impress, then its lurid parts should. Amy’s mother’s exit scene was proof of an eager, first-time horror director proving his worth. Then, bestie Heather (Sabrina Boudot) survives to tell the tale of a bizarre escalator mishap that, despite showing relatively less gore, spikes viewers’ empathy meter. The wilder bits of this movie, however, commence with that inevitable hookup between Felice and Amy’s bewitched father; their kitchen coitus is paralleled by Amy’s feverish classroom terror. The outcome there is a disquieting cross-cut of sex magic and a young woman’s menstrual onset plus hallucinations.

Sabrina Boudot in The Kiss
From foam appliances to bladders, that parade of special effects in The Kiss casts its own spell on the audience. Felice’s familiar, a visibly malevolent cat, was realized here with several models, some more articulate than others. Admittedly, the demon cat’s not as convincing as most of the effects here, but accepting that artifice, as opposed to fighting it, will make the whole experience way more enjoyable. As for the makeup used to manifest Felice’s inner villainy, it is more minimal and subtle than one might like; yet the work done to turn Pacula into an antithesis of herself is nonetheless compelling.
The otherworldly perils and dreadful goings-on wouldn’t work half as well as they do in The Kiss without the story’s contrast effect. Finding frights in picturesque, extremely ordinary settings was something that took off in the ‘80s, thanks to that sweeping shift to locales like the suburbs. And Amy’s home, a replica of a real Montreal suburban house, is the ideal battleground for any proper good-versus-evil story. It’s also prime real estate for this movie’s satanic panic-inspired horrors.
Because of their ostensibly similar plots, The Kiss has been compared to The Exorcist (1973). Except in Densham’s movie, the sinister, non-Christian entity targeting a teen girl lies within something less apparent and, perhaps, more devastating upon its exposure. To an outsider, Pacula’s Aunt Felice is too beautiful and unobjectionable to ever suspect of being a monster. More suspicious is how quickly she rips into the fabric of the Halloran home. Felice’s mere presence upsets the “texture of family life,” according to the director.

The demon cat in The Kiss
Taking out Amy’s mother and best friend, and distracting her father, would suggest The Kiss is playing by a different set of rules. It is initially leaving its adolescent target unsupported in a rather grim scenario. In contrast, though, this story offers up a surrogate parent who does her best to fill in the holes of Amy’s eroding home life. Mimi Kuzyk does good work as that family friend and doctor, Brenda, who guides the lost child without also steering her in any one direction; she is naturally skeptical of Amy’s accusations until it’s almost too late to do anything about them. So although The Kiss does an admirable job of undoing the main character’s support system, it never leaves her without a lifeline. This dark movie, in spite of everything that’s transpired, doesn’t deprive itself of light and hope.
The Kiss is a potent mélange of familiar ideas. If not for the director’s surprise flair for horror, though, the movie would have been less effective. What a shame that Pen Densham didn’t continue with the genre. As for Joanna Pacula, she is, too, owed credit as the wicked vixen opposite Meredith Salenger’s pitiable Amy; she never fails to be unsettling in her role. Pacula makes Aunt Felice a sexy yet intimidating character.
For horror that steadily doles out madness and menace, while also delivering a flashy and ghastly conclusion, The Kiss is certain to please. Yes, it’s cheesy all the way, but most favorably, everyone involved plays everything straight. That kind of commitment goes a long way with this movie.

The Kiss
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