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Killing and Transcending: ‘Halloween Kills’ and the Celtic Mythology of the ‘Halloween’ Franchise

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“Michael Myers is flesh and blood. But a man couldn’t have survived that fire. The more he kills, the more he transcends,” Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) explains from her hospital bed in the trailer for Halloween Kills, which looks to pick up right after the events of 2018’s Halloween.

While the trailer plays up the “Kills” part of the sequel’s title, so much of it also harkens back to 1981’s Halloween II. From Laurie’s admittance to the hospital, to a Haddonfield on edge and looking for justice by way of a mob, to the suggestion as mentioned above that Michael Myers might be an inhuman embodiment of evil.

Halloween II was the sequel that birthed Michael Myers’s franchise-long quest to eradicate his bloodline, as well as opening the door to dabbling with Celtic mythology…

The Halloween holiday draws influences and origins from Celtic harvest festivals, most notably Samhain. So, it’s not surprising that the Halloween franchise would also draw from Samhain. While Halloween II was the first film to make the connection, the original Halloween novelization by Curtis Richards includes an entire prologue set in 500 B.C. that followed a Druid clan preparing for Samhain festivities. Thanks to a humiliating rejection, the bonfire festivities get derailed by a teen’s murderous vengeance. It culminates in the tribe’s brutal form of justice, with the shaman cursing the teen’s spirit to roam restlessly on Earth for eternity. The author chronicles how Samhain evolved over the centuries before introducing young Michael Myers on that fateful Halloween night; the implication that the restless, cursed spirit resides now in his little body.

The prologue’s characters and events never get brought up in the film franchise, but the series did incorporate druids and Samhain in other ways. Halloween II offers the first notable explanation behind Michael Myers’s indestructibility by tying him to Samhain in a pivotal scene set at Haddonfield’s elementary school. Dr. Sam Loomis (Donald Pleasence) learns that Myers broke into the school earlier and accompanies police to find a drawing of a family with a knife through the daughter and “Samhain” written in blood on the chalkboard.

“You see that on the blackboard back there? Samhain. To appease the gods, the Druid priests held fire rituals. Prisoners of war, criminals, the insane-animals-were burned alive. By observing how they died, the Druids believed they could predict omens of the future. Ten thousand years later, we’ve come no further. Samhain isn’t goblins or evil spirits. It isn’t witches or ghosts. It’s the unconscious mind. We’re all afraid of the dark inside ourselves.”

Sam Loomis muses upon the origins of Halloween upon seeing the single word in blood. It seems not much more than the mystifying ramblings of a crazed Ahab chasing his whale, all but forgotten by the film’s ending thanks to the discovery that Laurie Strode is Michael Myers’s sister. With one simple word and an eerie speech by Loomis, Halloween II manages to keep Myers’ background obscured enough to remain terrifying while offering up a kernel of explanation behind this unique evil.

Halloween III: Season of the Witch attempted to shake up the series by leaving Haddonfield behind and going all-in on the Celtic roots of the holiday. The eponymous “Witch” is Conal Cochran (Dan O’Herlihy), a modern druid seeking to bring Halloween back to its bloody origins by creating a massive sacrifice through his Silver Shamrock masks. The popular latex jack-o-lantern, witch, and skeleton masks are the season’s most coveted costume items, each implanted with a chip that includes a piece of Stonehenge. A flashy Silver Shamrock commercial activates the chip, causing the mask wearer to succumb to a gruesome death. Cochran is a modern druid with a knack for technology blended with mysticism; his distaste for what Samhain has become is a clear motivator for his elaborate mass sacrifice.

After the following two entries of the series, in which Michael Myers hunted his niece with help from their bizarre psychic bond, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers tied the Celtic origins to his familicide. It introduced the Cult of Thorn, an ancient cult of druids whose details change a bit depending on which cut of the film you watch. The core mythology behind this druidic cult is that one family would be chosen to be cursed by Thorn to appease Thorn and spare the tribes from catastrophe. The one cursed and possessed by Thorn was granted indestructibility and inhuman strength, and they would slaughter their entire family on Samhain. The theatrical cut shows a much more corrupt cult, who’ve lost control of Thorn’s chosen one, Michael Myers.

By ignoring everything after 1978’s Halloween, the 2018 reboot expunges any familial connection between the horror icon and his Final Girl and the increasingly convoluted explanation behind his familicide along with it. But Laurie Strode’s haunting line in the Halloween Kills trailer teases a strong possibility of returning to Celtic mythology. The Silver Shamrock masks also make their return, now seen in the trailer on the bodies of the doctor and nurse costumed couple Michael Myers passed in the previous film. The imagery of it, of three brutally dispatched bodies left on a merry-go-round, is suggestive that the Silver Shamrocks are more than a simple Easter egg here. Why would Michael Myers go out of his way to put masks on his victims?

More than the insane body count teased in the Halloween Kills trailer, the tease toward larger mythology presents the most significant takeaway. The gruesome and enlarged body count is always welcome in a slasher. Still, the most intriguing question now isn’t how many will die, but what those deaths mean for Michael Myers, a Samhain-centric boogeyman that’s just impossibly survived a raging fire. Long ago, Samhain festivities included burning sacrifices in bonfires to appease deities, making Michael Myers emergence from the blazing Strode home all the more curious.

Just based on the trailer alone, Halloween Kills seems to present a rewrite of Halloween II, one that gives us a much angrier Haddonfield and may fully embrace the Celtic origins of Halloween.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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