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Nicole Davidson’s ‘Crash Course’ – A Thanksgiving Murder Mystery [Buried in a Book]

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College applications and the SATs are already part of a stressful time for young people without adding murder to the mix. Much like her contemporaries, though, Nicole Davidson knew death could strike at any time or any place. The young-adult author uses this familiar rite of passage as the backdrop of her 1990 novel Crash Course. The setup is suspicious enough; eight teens in pursuit of higher learning, along with their strict teacher, hole up at a lakeside cabin during the Thanksgiving holiday. This recipe for danger is self-fulfilling once a student dies under strange circumstances. And until help arrives, the other students succumb to their isolation and growing paranoia.

The teen characters of Crash Course are more or less strangers who have been sentenced to five days with Mr. Alexander Porter, a hard-as-nails teacher who runs a program for students planning to take the SATs. The story’s 16-year-old protagonist, Kelly Peterson, is surprised to learn that she’s been enrolled without her consent; her father has signed away her entire Thanksgiving break. Not all is bad because Kelly’s friend and crush are both signed up as well.

In addition to the four popular kids from Thomaston High are four other characters whose social statuses vary. Isabel Smith is the new girl whose Native American heritage leads to some uncomfortable moments of otherness. Kelly is particularly guilty of exoticizing her potential new friend. Meanwhile, Chris Baxter is well known at school, but not for good reasons; the story’s one Black character is a hulking athlete with a reputation for violence. Nathan Grant, who Jeff was somewhat acquainted with prior to the trip, is a misfit in the more traditional sense of the word. Bringing up the rear of this assorted crew is Angel Manson, the spacey girl from another school.

If she had, they might have all survived Thanksgiving vacation.

Davidson doesn’t exactly skip straight to the murders, but once someone does die, the mystery consumes the rest of the book with no breaks or escapes. After all, the cast is stuck at this remote cabin until the bus fetches them on Sunday, and there’s no nearby phone to call for help. Weirdly enough, the author does make the choice to practically reveal the culprit’s identity in the prologue. Anyone who wants to actually read Crash Course would be wise to skip the preface, not to mention this whole recap.

The first and only true fatality in the story happens after Isabel creeps out the others with a legend from the area’s indigenous people; ill-fated young lovers make a suicide pact and drown themselves in Deep Creek Lake so they can be together for all of eternity. Kelly’s best friend Brian Lopez is visibly shaken by Isabel’s campfire tale, but the reason why only becomes clearer when you remember what’s going on with his character. Before going on the trip, Brian was found arguing with his long-time girlfriend Paula Schultz. The possessive cheerleader is upset over the idea of them inevitably breaking up after high school, especially when Brian plans to skip college and instead go to an air force academy. The couple doesn’t get a chance to patch things up, though — Brian disappears after going out on a rowboat in the middle of the night.

With Brian’s body nowhere to be found and Paula claiming a stranger is responsible, Mr. Porter goes off in search of help. The remaining characters then try to solve the mystery on their own, which comes down to nothing more than convenient finger-pointing. Chris shows his violent temper twice, but it turns out that he’s suffering from a severe case of ‘roid rage. The sensitive jock has been injecting himself with anabolic steroids so that scouts would notice him. As for Nathan, his substance abuse and generally unpleasant attitude all stem from a bad home situation. Isabel simply heard popular students were going on this retreat, and she wanted to make friends. Of course her story about the lovers had a greater purpose. Finally there’s Angel, the outlier who talks to animals and inanimate objects. She’s too caught up in her own world to ever hurt someone, though. Plus, Angel is a witness to what really happened on the boat.

With the odd ones ruled out, Crash Course naturally turns to the cool kids. Jeff Mitchell, the Harvard-bound wrestler and Kelly’s crush, is a suspect for a hot minute before we remember he has no real motive for hurting Brian. Keeping that in mind, Kelly figures out who’s truly to blame here. After Nathan is brutally stabbed and left for dead with Isabel’s hunting knife — this is after he learned the attacker’s identity — Kelly draws the perpetrator out into the open. There on the lakeshore where everyone once stood, searching frantically for Brian on that terrible night, Kelly is confronted by the guilty party.

Because, if he fell forward on his chest, the blade would drive straight through him.

There is a hint of the uncanny in Crash Course, though the author doesn’t follow through. The mysticism and tokenism regarding Isabel are already bordering on egregious. Yet, it’s Isabel’s fabled story that partly inspired the crime. As Kelly suspected, Paula is the one who comes to meet her on the shore. She may have tried to silence Nathan, but Brian was a total accident. Like Isabel, Paula knew of the Deep Creek Lake lovers’ legend ahead of time, and that was the reason why she attended Porter’s SAT course and convinced Brian to come. In a dark twist, one that was laid out in the prologue, Paula backed out of her own suicide pact with Brian once they were on the lake. Brian, in an attempt to scare Paula straight after hearing Isabel’s version of the myth, took his girlfriend out on the rowboat. Paula indeed had a change of heart about dying with her beloved. Unfortunately, Brian slipped and drowned.

Brian’s death was an accident; he wasn’t murdered. But Paula worried no one would believe her, or she feared everyone would ostracize her. Despite her three accounts of attempted murder — Nathan and Kelly, along with Mr. Porter, who got off easy with a broken leg — Miss Schultz was sent to a mental institution in lieu of prison. The sequel Crash Landing, published in 1996 but set a little over a year after the events of Crash Course, takes place at a mountain resort near Deep Creek Lake. And as Kelly continues to mourn Brian, she becomes enmeshed in another murder. This time around, however, she’s the main suspect.

The sequel’s mystery begins with the death of Paula during a rather wintry Spring Break. She secretly escaped from the institution to visit where Brian died and to make amends with everyone she hurt. Yet after Kelly forgives her, Paula is found dead from a knife wound. Kelly eventually becomes the number-one suspect as part of the local police’s plan to lure out the real killer. While the ruse doesn’t exactly pan out the way it was intended, Kelly gets to the bottom of not only Paula’s murder but also another crime under investigation.

Kelly turned her head to see the snowmobile zip recklessly through an opening in the trees, then cut straight toward her.

Crash Landing indulges the decade’s prevailing PSA culture. First there’s Nathan’s heavy drinking, and then there’s Kelly’s eating disorder. Neither topic is 100% solved by the end, so at least Davidson doesn’t set unrealistic expectations. Finally there’s the other crime coinciding with Paula’s death; a fellow student named Will has been trafficking guns up and down the East coast. Had Paula not discovered one of Will’s caches of guns, she could have lived a lot longer. The undercover cop tailing Will’s covert activities and protecting Kelly, a 21-year-old named Troy, suspected drugs instead of illegal arms. Regardless, this story was one of many in the ‘90s that hoped to educate young folks about drugs, gangs and guns.

Crash Course is sold as an Agatha Christie style story for the younger crowd, yet it’s more like The Breakfast Club if that movie had been a teen mystery set on a low flame. Crash Landing, on the other hand, feels like a 21 Jump Street episode; it ends up being what can be best described as an after-school thriller. The first book doesn’t have a lot happen in it, whereas the second has maybe too much going on. However, for better pacing and a less predictable plot, the sequel is the better of these two Deep Creek Lake stories.


There was a time when the young-adult section of bookstores was overflowing with horror and suspense. These books were easily identified by their flashy fonts and garish cover art. This notable subgenre of YA fiction thrived in the ’80s, peaked in the ’90s, and then finally came to an end in the early ’00s. YA horror of this kind is indeed a thing of the past, but the stories live on at Buried in a Book. This recurring column reflects on the nostalgic novels still haunting readers decades later.

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Paul Lê is a Texas-based, Tomato approved critic at Bloody Disgusting, Dread Central, and Tales from the Paulside.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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