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11 of the Weirdest, Wackiest Settings in Shark Horror Movies
Steven Spielberg’s Jaws left an indelible mark on cinema upon release in 1975, ushering in the summer blockbuster as we know it. Like its many taglines, Jaws also made people afraid to go into the water thanks to a newfound fear of man-eating sharks. And the film’s massive box office success created a tsunami of copycats, launching the “sharksploitation” subgenre.
But emulating Jaws only goes so far, and the subgenre has been forced to constantly find inventive new ways to reimagine the shark horror movie. One surefire but cheeky way to stand out from an increasingly crowded subgenre is to add novelty to the concept, often by altering the setting. If people are too afraid to go into the water, the shark should go to the people.
Luckily, there’s no shortage of weird, wacky settings that dramatically alter the formula…
Here are eleven of the most outrageous settings in shark horror movies.
Jaws 3D – A Trip to SeaWorld

The third entry in the Jaws franchise attempts to shake things up by leaving Amity beaches behind to relocate to SeaWorld in Florida. There, Martin Brody (Dennis Quaid) finds himself contending with a shark mother and pup that have invaded the water parks and begun feasting upon employees, water skiers, and more. In keeping with the SeaWorld theme, Jaws 3D even incorporates dolphins that frequently save the protagonists from becoming chum. Not even the 3D gimmick could save this entry, though, and the subsequent installment returned to more familiar beaches.
Shark Night 3D – Lake Party Crashing

A weekend getaway on the lake among college friends turns into an aquatic nightmare when they discover the hard way that sharks have infiltrated. Shark Night also employed 3D upon initial release, and much like Jaws 3D, it’s not so far-fetched in setting. What makes this shark slasher feature so unusual in its environment is the sheer variety of sharks collected in a Louisiana lake. Great whites, hammerheads, and even deep sea cookiecutter sharks are among the predators culling the college kids’ numbers.
47 Meters Down: Uncaged – Enclosed Cave System

Johannes Roberts’s 47 Meters Down trapped a pair of sisters on the ocean floor thanks to a faulty diving cage. For the sequel, Roberts takes it much further by trapping friends in a submerged Mayan city. That doesn’t sound all that strange on paper, but the sharks that stalk and prey upon the divers have lived so long within the cave system, isolated from the open water, that they’ve evolved to the darkness. Roberts demonstrates the sequel’s off-kilter, cheeky tone with a screaming fish that incites the cave entrance’s collapse, dooming the divers to a harrowing fight for survival. Yes, screaming fish and blind cave-dwelling sharks.
Sand Sharks – Get It? They’re Land Sharks.

Thanks to Jaws, the image of a shark’s dorsal fin cutting through the water as it barrels toward prey evokes fear. If you wondered what that’d look like on land, fear not; Sand Sharks evolves its predators to chase down humans on sandy beaches and beyond. That’s terrible news for the locals!
House Shark – A Shark House Party

The tagline, an unmistakable riff on Jaws, says it all: “You’re going to need a bigger house!” An ex-cop seeks the aid of a shark expert and a real estate agent, and a hungry shark invades his home. The “what if Jaws, but indoors” concept serves as the silliest possible parody of Spielberg’s classic; there’s no pretense here. Just a trio of fools versus a crudely made shark terrorizing a house, complete with lowbrow humor. You’ll know whether it’s for you within minutes.
Bait 3D – Supermarket Siege

If there’s a secondary recurring theme on this list beyond the continued break from scientific reality, it’s the employment of 3D to enhance the over-the-top shark mayhem. In Bait 3D, sharks get trapped in a crowded grocery store mid-robbery, thanks to a tsunami. In other words, the eclectic group of characters must overcome palpable tension and put aside their mistrust to find a way out of the flooded supermarket and evade getting eaten. Bait 3D really leans into its setting, delivering fun set pieces from the tops of grocery store shelves to crumbling parking garages.
Sharknado – You Guessed It. Tornadoes.

The Syfy feature that launched a franchise saw a freak tornado strike Los Angeles, scooping up a plethora of sharks to terrorize the city. When you’re too afraid to enter the water, the tornados will happily bring the man-eating sharks to you. The original 2013 film surprisingly bides its time delivering on its title, setting up the characters and the meteorological events that lead to the shark-filled “sharknados.” Don’t worry; the franchise’s six installments ensure no shortage of sharks chomping down from the sky. It gets more outlandish as the franchise continues.
Avalanche Sharks – Ski Resort Invasion

Forget the ocean; Avalanche Sharks transports the aquatic predators to the Canadian mountains. Snow is just frozen water crystals, after all, right? This sharksploitation feature takes Sharknado’s concept and runs with it, with a ski resort under siege by a snowy avalanche of angry sharks. Logic be damned, but at least you can see what happens when sharks meet snow.
Sharks of the Corn – Not Even Cornfields Are Safe.

When countless sharksploitation entries ape Steven Spielberg’s classic, this one switches gears entirely by borrowing a page from Stephen King. Strange things are happening in Druid Hills, Kentucky. Or rather, strange things are happening within the cornfields. Instead of “He Who Walks Behind the Rows” inspiring children to commit murder, the body count here comes from a killer shark. Naturally.
Shark Side of the Moon – In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream.

Russian scientists create humanoid-shark supersoldiers that escape the lab and then get sent to the moon in the appropriately titled Shark Side of the Moon. Cut to forty years later, when an American space mission to the moon leads to the discovery that the sharks have advanced. Thus, killer sharks make their way to space. While they’re more humanoid than typical shark horror, reality holds no meaning in this subgenre, so it all counts.
Ghost Shark – Ghost Shark Is EVERYWHERE.

Sharks seeking revenge is old news. What about a shark seeking revenge posthumously as a ghost? Ghost Shark doesn’t even require much to enact vengeance; any tiny amount of water will do. Car wash buckets, swimming pools, slip and slides, water coolers, fire hydrants, drains, and more become feeding grounds for this outrageous movie monster. Ghost Shark has no trouble coming up with the most unpredictable, outlandish deaths that leave you guffawing while shaking your head.
Editorials
Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later
College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.
Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.
Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.
To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character.

Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp
The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.
Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.
If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.
Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

Grace Jones in Vamp
Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.
As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.
Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp
Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.
In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.
The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partner “Squeak”, who looks like he was “fed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains”. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires.

Lisa Lyon in Vamp
If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.
Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.
The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of a “comic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong does” come true, and it is very enjoyable.

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