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‘The Meg’ vs. ‘Meg 2: The Trench’ – Which Film Has the Strongest Bite?
The following contains major spoilers for The Meg and Meg 2: The Trench.
Sharksploitation movies live and die based on the strength of their bite. In order to make us afraid to go in the water, genre filmmakers usually deploy a barrage of visual and practical effects to bring to life the ocean’s most feared predator: the shark. Of the many aquatic horror films to hit the screen, few have featured teeth so big and vicious as The Meg.
Jon Turteltaub’s action-packed shark film brings to life Otodus megalodon, the largest predator the world has ever known. Thought to be extinct, a group of oceanic explorers discover this prehistoric shark species lurking beneath the thermocline, a temperature barrier near the ocean floor. A box office hit, The Meg won over audiences with its splashy energy, dynamic special effects, and a captivating performance from action star Jason Statham. Five years later, the giant sharks are back in a new film directed by Ben Wheatley.
Opening with a prehistoric Meg decimating a Tyrannosaurus Rex followed by a baby Meg living in captivity, Meg 2: The Trench doubles down on everything that made Turteltaub’s film a surprise success. But which has more teeth? Let’s break down each sharkstravaganza in a series of head-to-head matchups to find out which Megalodon outing has the strongest bite.
Beneath the Thermocline vs. Inside the Trench

Though both films begin with death-defying escapes, the trouble kicks off in earnest due to exploratory trips beneath the thermocline. Turteltaub begins with a jaw-dropping tour of Mana One, an oceanic research facility led by Dr. Minway Zhang (Winston Chao). Billionaire investor Jack Morris (Rainn Wilson) joins the team just moments before launching a mission to explore the deepest reaches of the Mariana Trench. Having ventured below the thermocline, the entire crew gazes in awe at this newly discovered stretch of ocean before a mysterious predator attacks the institute’s submersible. The three scientists trapped inside must wait until rescue diver Jonas Taylor (Statham) can bring them back from the ocean floor.
Set several years later, Wheatley’s film introduces us to a crew now accustomed to these dangerous missions. Having previously completed 26 trips beneath the thermocline, Mana One oceanographers embark on another exploratory journey in two submersibles outfitted with predator-repelling technology. However, these heightened defenses don’t protect them from nefarious humans. Along the trench, they stumble upon an illegal drilling operation which promptly explodes, sending dangerous debris rocketing across the ocean floor. With no rescue in sight, the stranded crew dons exosuits to walk across the trench to the nearest man-made shelter.
WINNER: Meg 2: The Trench
Our first trip down to the ocean depths may be exciting, but, like the crew, we view most of the mission from within the sub. Of course this builds to a stunning reveal just moments later, but it’s difficult to get our bearings in these exploratory scenes. In a sharp contrast, Wheatley spends a significant portion of the film on the ocean floor. Not only do we see exciting underwater explosions and dangerous terrain, but we get to enjoy the stunning beauty of the trench as the crew slowly makes their way back to the station.
Morris vs. Driscoll

Though massive megalodons are the ostensible villains, both films see corporate greed take center stage. Morris appears supportive, relying on the expertise of Zhang and his team. However, after several run-ins with the newly discovered Meg, he decides to surreptitiously take matters into his own hands. Hoping to avoid lawsuits while capitalizing on this surprise return on his oceanic investment, Morris pretends to notify local government authorities, but secretly commissions his own team to kill the giant shark. Perhaps predictably, the mogul’s ill-informed plans go disastrously wrong and he winds up killed by the very teeth he hoped to collect.
Five years later, the research facility is now run by Dr. Zhang’s son Jiuming (Jing Wu) along with wealthy financier Hillary Driscoll (Sienna Guillory). Unfortunately, her zeal for marine conservation hides a darker greed. With the help of a spy lurking among the researchers, Driscoll has been using the drilling operation to mine lucrative resources from the ocean floor. Having revealed her true colors, this short-sighted villain attempts to kill everyone on board the Mana One to maintain her oceanic gravy train, not to mention her image as a glamorous philanthropist.
WINNER: The Meg
While neither of these villains is particularly competent, Morris’s plot line at least has some substance. Though it’s an incredibly fun film, the biggest strike against Meg 2: The Trench is its shallow villain and her flimsy motive. Driscoll’s eventual death at the hands of the very teeth she intended to exploit may feel cathartic, but her story essentially boils down to “rich lady gonna evil.” Played by the charismatic Rainn Wilson, Morris feels like a believable mogul. Armed with little more than money and a knowledge of Shark Week, his incompetence not only sets up a logical final act, but delivers a fun moment of well-deserved comeuppance.
Squid vs. Octopus

In addition to massive, tooth-lined jaws, both films include their fair share of tentacles. When oceanographer Suyin Zhang (Bingbing Li) attempts to rescue the stranded crew herself, she encounters another dangerous predator near the ocean floor. Giant tentacles wrap around the hull of her sub as a giant squid tries to devour the underwater vehicle. Moments before these strong appendages can smash the ship’s glass sphere, the squid releases its grip. Suyin gazes up in wonder as the Megalodon swims above her with the colossal squid locked in its even bigger jaws.
While Turteltaub uses the squid for a thrilling reveal, Wheatley saves his monster for the finale. As the scientists struggle to walk back to Mana One, murky tentacles drift through a rupture in the thermocline. What’s later revealed to be a giant octopus eventually follows the Megs to feed on obnoxious swimmers at a nearby resort called Fun Island. Lurking just below the surface, this giant cephalopod reaches up through the wooden docks and tosses people around like toys. Jiuming takes on the beast and stabs it with a homemade bomb, but not before it can terrorize a handful of swimmers and take down a passing helicopter. The resulting explosion leads to an underwater battle that sees two Megalodons fight the squirming cephalopod.
WINNER: Meg 2: The Trench
Turteltaub’s squid provides a fantastic introduction to the film’s aquatic star, but Wheatley’s octopus handily takes the victory in this matchup. Delivering on the promise of vague tentacles drifting up to the surface, Wheatley centers much of the final battle on this creature’s destruction, providing one of the most exciting sequences of both films.
Heller vs. Montes

Before breaching the thermocline, both films begin with a window into Jonas’s past. The Meg features a flashback to a doomed mission to explore the Mariana Trench. Attacked by a mysterious predator, Jonas was forced to save the rest of the crew by leaving two divers behind to die. Fellow survivor Dr. Heller (Robert Taylor) believes Jonas imagined the shadowy monster, caving under pressure and creating an unbelievable story to avoid the guilt of abandoning his friends. When Jonas arrives at Mana One, he’s shocked to find Dr. Heller serving as the facility’s medical officer. Remembering their past encounter, Dr. Heller reports that he is mentally unstable and tries to keep him from diving to rescue another crew. Dr. Heller may be an early antagonist, but he apologizes to Jonas once he realizes that the traumatized diver was right all along. He also sacrifices his life for another colleague, diverting attention away from the Meg so that his friends can swim to safety.
Rejoining Jonas five years later, we learn that he has become a trusted member of the research team. However, he moonlights as an eco-terrorist, sabotaging corporations dumping toxic chemicals into the ocean. Heading up Dricoll’s illegal drilling operation is Montes (Sergio Peris-Mencheta), a mercenary once sent to a Manilla prison by Jonas’s investigations. The hardened criminal still holds a grudge and spends most of the movie trying to kill his old nemesis. Compared to Dr. Heller, Montes turns out to be a much more formidable foe. He callously kills his employees by blowing up the underwater mine and tries to murder Jonas several times throughout the film. Despite his physical prowess, he proves to be no match for the Megs and winds up suffering the same fate as the well-meaning doctor.
WINNER: Meg 2: The Trench
It’s a tough call because Dr. Heller is a much more developed and believable character. We learn basically nothing about Montes aside from his grudge against Jonas and his relationship with the duplicitous Jess (Skyler Samuels). He essentially serves as a human shark, lurking in the shadows and waiting for his moment to take Jonas out. However, based simply on the fierceness of his bite, we’re giving this one to the mustache-twirling villain.
Tracker Dart Swim vs. Jet Ski Harpoon

After setting the table with scientific discoveries, both films get down to the meat and potatoes of shark horror. Having reached the surface, Jonas and his respective teams find themselves tasked with stopping the sharks before they can make it to shore. Turteltaub begins the action-packed chapter with a plan to place a tracker on the fin of the Meg. Hoping to avoid the gaze of the massive fish, he’s able to swim to within 100 yards of the beast and land the tiny tracking dart before the wench pulling him back to the boat catches the shark’s attention. Jonas narrowly escapes the massive jaws and gnashing teeth before his friend Mac (Cliff Curtis) pulls him back onto the boat.
The second film sees no less than three Megs pursuing our fearless hero. With only one jet ski available on the Fun Island shores, Jonas sets off with a trio of homemade harpoons strapped to his back. This thrilling chase follows Jonas as he zips through waves narrowly avoiding gigantic jaws at every turn. Not knowing whether the makeshift devices will work, Jonas takes his shot. He plunges one of the harpoons into the Meg and blows off the top of its head.
WINNER: Meg 2: The Trench
Taylor’s initial swim with the Meg is no doubt impressive. However, it pales in comparison to this thrilling chase. Not only do we get the speed and splash of the jet ski, this action sequence proves to be one of the highlights of the film and ushers us into a final act of non-stop creature chaos.
Boat Bash vs. Station Destruction

The gargantuan fish in these films don’t just rip through the bodies of those unfortunate enough to fall into the water. The first boats to encounter the original Meg, three shark-fishing vessels, are completely destroyed by the apex predator, a fitting punishment for heinous animal cruelty. Unfortunately, Dr. Zhang’s own boat faces the shark’s wrath as well. After Suyin nearly dies in a shark-proof diving tube, the team sets a trap for the Meg that winds up toppling the ship’s heavy cranes. Having hoisted the carcass up on the deck, the crew of the Mana One take a moment to relax before bringing the huge specimen back to the lab. They’re celebrating their victory when a second, even larger Meg surges up from the deep, smashing the boat and sending its passengers flying out into the water.
Among the many hazards of walking across the ocean floor, limited oxygen in the exosuits quickly becomes a deadly concern. Spying a station for the illegal drilling operation, Jonas and the remaining survivors hurry into enemy territory hoping for breathable air. Moments before entering the station, they’re attacked by a swarm of prehistoric dinosaur/fish hybrids who’ve managed to survive for 65 million years alongside the Megs. Known in Steve Alten’s source material “The Trench” as Kronosaurs, these snapping nightmares disorient the crew and draw the attention of two large megalodons. With sharp teeth at every turn, these creatures bite, rip, and smash the station which rains down on the frightened survivors as they rush towards the open gate.
WINNER: Meg 2: The Trench
The underwater station collapse is the clear winner in this matchup simply because of the sheer amount of teeth involved. Are these Kronosaurs real? Who cares! They add an element of the unknown to this aquatic adventure story and keep Wheatley’s sequel from merely rehashing the plot of the first film.
Crowded Beach vs. Fun Island

In addition to teeth, any shark film worthy of the genre needs an exciting “GET OUT OF THE WATER” sequence and both directors conclude their films by following the humongous predators to crowded beaches. Turteltaub’s Meg attacks a shoreline filled to the brim with intertubes, rafts, and obnoxious crowds. We begin from the fish’s point of view as the enormous animal surveys the tiny humans floating at the surface. Turteltaub also gives us ominous overhead shots in which the massive predator can clearly be seen swimming beneath the oblivious crowds. Catching itself on the heavy chains anchoring a series of floating docks, the shark begins to chow down on swimmers, kicking the carnage off in earnest. Luckily, it’s not able to eat too many vacationers before Jonas and his team arrive.
Mirroring the final act of the first film, Meg 2: The Trench stages a sequence of aquatic chaos on the sunny shores of Fun Island. After taking out an entire booze cruise, the Megs make their way to shore and begin to tear through divers. Wheatley doubles down on the brutality, as hordes of people are chomped, ripped in half, and swallowed whole by the hungry Megs including a brutal POV shot from inside the cavernous jaws. Not to be outdone, the Megs must contend with a giant octopus vying for its own prey as well as the ambulatory Kronosaurs who chase their victims out of the water and onto dry land.
WINNER: Meg 2: The Trench
There’s really no contest here. Turteltaub’s beach invasion is a savage moment of horror compounded by the sheer size of the Meg’s gaping jaws. However, Wheatley outdoes himself with a terrifically frightening sequence of non-stop chaos on land and sea. This outsized final act may defy logic, but it’s the cinematic equivalent of throwing all your toys into the swimming pool and staging your own aquatic Royal Rumble.
Propeller Stab vs. Submarine Slice

The surrounding circumstances may vary wildly, but both films conclude with Jonas using a damaged vehicle to take out the last remaining Meg. While trying to fire a torpedo at the gigantic animal, Jonas realizes that his sub has been damaged. With the Meg barreling toward him, Jonas maneuvers the ship and drags the twisted metal arm along the underside of the shark’s belly, spilling blood into the ocean. Exiting the sub, he stabs the Meg in the eye with a harpoon then swims away as hundreds of oceanic sharks devour the hemorrhaging creature.
Amidst the chaos of Wheatley’s Fun Island massacre, Jonas spots two of his friends in trouble. Jiuming rushes to drag the injured Mac out of a downed helicopter before it can sink too far underwater. Spying the Meg just yards away, Jonas swims toward the wreckage to divert the shark’s attention. Reaching the tiny outcropping, he grabs a stray propeller and prepares to strike. He raises the long blade in the air just as the giant jaws close in for the kill, impaling the Meg and driving the makeshift weapon through the back of the fish’s head.
WINNER: The Meg
The original climactic showdown is not only thrilling but somewhat plausible. Turteltaub’s gigantic shark jumps high into the air with Jonas riding the wave of water just inches away from its gnashing teeth. There’s a haunting beauty in the Meg silently falling to the sea floor with clouds of blood billowing through the water not to mention the poetic justice of nature restoring the balance and taking care of its own.
GRAND CHAMPION:

The Meg – 2
Meg 2: The Trench – 6
One of Turtletaub’s best characters is the charmingly cautious DJ (Page Kennedy), pilot of the facility’s underwater rover. This non-swimmer provides much of the film’s humor by insisting they remain at the station and reminding his teammates that swimming was not a part of his job description. Vowing to quit at the end of the first film, DJ returns to Wheatley’s Mana One ready for battle. He’s spent the past five years acquainting himself with the water, learning hand-to-hand combat, and creating an emergency pack that he carries wherever he goes. DJ’s transformation mirrors the comparison between The Meg and Meg 2: The Trench. Turteltaub’s original is arguably the better film with a logical plot and reasonably developed characters. However, Wheatley’s sequel turns the action knobs up to 11 and floods his film with ferocious predators to compensate for weaknesses in the script.
Both films rise to the top of a vast sea of shark horror, but Meg 2: The Trench brings these titanic predators back with a vengeance along with plenty of toothy friends.
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‘The Real Ghostbusters’: 10 Must-Watch Episodes from the Classic Series Now Streaming
No conversation about cartoons based on live-action movies is ever complete without mentioning The Real Ghostbusters.
This animated continuation is, warts and all, a notable example of turning a hit movie into a hit series. And although the new target demographic skewed a little younger, even kids-at-heart could partake in the further adventures of Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, Winston Zeddemore and Egon Spengler.
For a good part of its run, the show required fans to wait at least a week for more Ghostbustin’. That’s torture for a kiddo. Luckily, though, the entire series, or at least most of it, is now available for streaming.
So, as you revisit The Real Ghostbusters on Tubi—for now it’s just the first five seasons there—use this guide to help prioritize some must-see episodes.
The Boogieman Cometh

“The Boogieman Cometh” (Season 1)
Season One’s “The Boogieman Cometh” is a classic episode featuring one of the show’s more iconic villains. It’s hard to forget the unique character design used for the Boogieman (whose creepy voice was provided by Ray and Slimer’s actor, Frank Welker). In this story, Egon is reunited with that bump-in-the-night entity who haunted his own childhood, all while trying to keep him away from his latest targets: the brother and sister claiming to have the Boogieman in their closet. Although the Ghostbusters do save the day here, the Boogieman eventually returns (“The Bogeyman Is Back“). That same episode also features the love-’em-or-hate-’em Junior Ghostbusters.
Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream

“Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream” (Season 1)
You could say the namesake of “Mr. Sandman, Dream Me a Dream” had good intentions for putting mankind to sleep for the next few centuries—he wanted to end war and keep everyone dreaming. Sounds nice until you remember that whole free will business. But when it seems like the Ghostbusters have lost to their latest foe, the last one standing, Winston, gains a sudden ally. Janine’s dream of becoming a Ghostbuster is manifested, and she helps put this rogue spirit to bed.
When Halloween Was Forever

“When Halloween Was Forever” (Season 1)
Before the show’s execs capitalized on Slimer’s popularity by making him the focus of later episodes, early stories like “When Halloween Was Forever” better utilized that gooey ghost. Here, the spirit of Halloween itself, Samhain, hopes to make the holiday a permanent thing by stopping time. And who does the embodiment of All Hallows’ Eve use in his nefarious plot? Slimer, of course. Thankfully, the lil’ green bud knows where he really belongs, and Samhain is banished (at least until Season 3’s “Halloween II 1/2“).
Night Game

“Night Game” (Season 2)
Because Season Two was rather long, in comparison to other seasons, it accumulated quite a few solid episodes. One of the most beloved, though, is that ultimate good-versus-evil story, “Night Game“. Winston gets to shine here as he participates in a battle that was 500 years in the making. Except this time, the fighting is done on the baseball field. The other-dimensional settings in The Real Ghostbusters are always great, but the one here is particularly memorable.
Drool, the Dog-Faced Goblin

“Drool, the Dog-Faced Goblin” (Season 2)
Not all ghosts and whatnot were bad in The Real Ghostbusters. As “Drool, the Dog-Faced Goblin” showed, some were actually benevolent. Sadly, it took a lot of convincing, and one very heroic act, for Peter and the others to see past this goblin’s grotesque appearance. The heroes find more than one shapeshifter at a sideshow carnival in the Poconos; a sinister Class-4er called the Metamorph does a swell job of menacing the Ghostbusters before they finally realize Drool’s not their culprit. The good guys indeed win here, but that victory is a bittersweet one.
The Collect Call of Cathulhu

“The Collect Call of Cathulhu” (Season 2)
While “The Collect Call of Cathulhu” does misspell “Cthulhu” in the title (probably to avoid legal issues), it is clearly the Old One in this Lovecraft-inspired episode. The story kicks off with the Necronomicon being stolen by the deity’s modern-day cult, who then raise their ancient god at Coney Island. From there, the Ghostbusters’ typical methods don’t work on the big guy, so they seek advice from an old issue of Weird Tales (or “Wierd Tales”, as it’s spelled on screen). That build-up to the finale comes with a decent amount of dread before the Ghostbusters, as well as a scholar named Alice, face off with one of the show’s most powerful entities.
Knock, Knock

“Knock, Knock” (Season 2)
A number of Real Ghostbusters episodes could be reworked into big-screen features, but perhaps “Knock, Knock” is the most hopeful. It helps that this story feels in step with the first two movies. Here, some ignorant construction workers accidentally uncover and open an ancient door in the subway. What’s behind said door is none other than those unspeakable evils that only the Ghostbusters can quell. A good deal of the imagery here is prime for adaptation.
The Grundel

“The Grundel” (Season 3)
One of the darker episodes, which was written by the prominent J. Michael Straczynski, is “The Grundel“. Here, a boy is being influenced by the titular entity, a type of ghost who ultimately turns his targets into new Grundels. The episode does have something of an after-school special quality to it, but that doesn’t take away from the eerier moments. For more Grundel lore, be sure to check out the episode “Grundelesque” from the sequel series, Extreme Ghostbusters.
Standing Room Only

“Standing Room Only” (Season 4)
It’s no secret that The Real Ghostbusters experienced multiple changes after the second season. Out of all of them, though, retooling the show so that Slimer would get more of the spotlight is maybe the most egregious. Thankfully, Season Four (the first to be called Slimer! and the Real Ghostbusters) didn’t completely obey that new directive; episodes like “Standing Room Only” felt more like the old days. The focus here was on the well-being of the city and its people, rather than on the series’ green mascot (or the Junior Ghostbusters). In the episode, Peter’s new ghost attractor isn’t to blame for the ensuing chaos; the ghost-eating Mee-Krah is what’s really imperiling everyone. And the Ghostbusters must dish out everything they have to avoid a doomsday situation.
The Halloween Door

“The Halloween Door” (Season 5)
While many fans will skip the later seasons in their rewatches, episodes like “The Halloween Door” are still worth checking out. This colorful helping of Halloween pandemonium premiered on primetime, so the animation is better than usual. And save for a random musical moment, it’s an enjoyable event. Here, a group of anti-Halloweeners tries to cancel the holiday, but they only end up making things worse by unleashing a baddie named Boogaloo.
The first five seasons of The Real Ghostbusters are available on Tubi, starting on July 15.

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