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‘Strangeland’ at 25: How Dee Snider Wasted No Time Making Us Terrified of the Internet in 1998

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Strangeland was one of those random bubblecase VHS horror rentals from the local video store that made you feel like you’d won the lottery. An absolute blind rental that ended up blowing your mind and making you feel like you knew something no-one else was aware of. It had it all. Scares, a kick ass metal soundtrack, the birth of internet horror and Twisted Sister’s Dee Snider (who wrote the film as well) coming off the top rope and shocking the hell out of you with one of the scariest villain performances ever.

“Someday we’ll meet, marry and have cyber sex with the man of our dreams online.”

Genevieve Gage (a gothed-up Linda Cardellini) is explaining to her friend the intricacies of early internet AOL style chat rooms. Watching today, it’s a wild reminder of the days when you’d meet someone who “sounded hot” on their personal profile and would instant message them knowing next to nothing about them. This was a time when we didn’t even have profile pictures available to us. Real or fake. It was the Wild West of human connection via the internet. But we were so enamored with this new technology, nobody really thought much about safety at the time. Which is another reason why Strangeland felt like such an original exercise in depravity. We hadn’t even thought of this shit yet.

The girls meet a cool sounding dude in the chat named “CaptHowdy” (probably should have been their first red flag). His profile says he’s into “Street hockey, snowboarding and going to concerts,” and his favorite quote is “Hey bud, where’s the kegger?” He invites them to his house for a party while his parents are out of town; as you might expect, they soon go missing.

Genevieve’s dad, Kevin Gage (Mike Gage), is a noir type, rough around the edges detective who’s burning the candle at both ends and suffering deeply working his own daughter’s case as his wife begs for answers. When they find Genevieve’s friend dead in the trunk of a car with her mouth sewn shut and an overly large septum gauge, it leads them into the body modification underworld. It’s there we meet Captain Howdy and his whole bag of what the fuck.

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“We must all go through a rite of passage. And it must be physical. It must be painful and it must leave a mark.”

It will forever be a mystery that Dee Snider’s performance in Strangeland isn’t talked about more. Captain Howdy is both visually and physically intimidating. By that I mean he’s not only tall but jacked as hell. Mostly naked and covered in large piercings and even larger tattoos, he spends his time either hanging from a pull up bar or hanging from his own skin off large hooks in the ceiling. You know, the usual. He’s also mentally intimidating. Howdy speaks only in freaky-ass, deep philosophical quotes like “There are thousands hacking at the branches of evil to one who strikes at its roots.” And he also isn’t above testosterone-fueled one liners like, “How about I come over there and beat the dog shit out of you?”

To round out the bad guy unholy triumvirate, there’s also the way Captain Howdy chooses to torture and murder his victims. Sewing their eyes and mouths shut before practicing the most extreme body modifications one can imagine on them next to candle light. Some of them include genitals. I don’t want to talk about it.

The pacing of Strangeland moves at breakneck speed as there’s really two films’ worth of content happening at once. First, there’s Detective Gage’s tireless effort to catch this internet serial killer during an age where people are having to explain to each other what e-mail even is; it makes for a nostalgic look at the early days of the internet when we’d receive “100 free hours” of AOL CD Roms in our mailboxes daily. We had such power at our fingertips that many of us (especially the youth) didn’t stop to think about what the evil forces of the world could conjure. Like a shark swimming next to the shore on the Fourth of July weekend, we were all at risk for something like this. We just didn’t know it yet.

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Eventually, the showdown and capture of Captain Howdy and rescue of Genevieve is both harrowing, frightening and depressing. The thought of a father finding his missing daughter naked and locked in a cage with her mouth sewn shut as huge-ass Dee Snider lurks around the corner is horror at its very core. Even after the ordeal there’s the emotional trauma for their whole family of dealing with her being captured and tortured by an unforgettable psychopath who haunts her dreams.

Then it all starts over again.

“Death is but an old friend.”

It’s a shocking development the next time we see Captain Howdy. He’s now being referred to by his given name of Carleton Hendricks. The piercings are gone. His wild hair is now a reserved ponytail. Carleton is Tim Burton film white from head to toe, using mass amounts of makeup to cover his tattoos. His muscles looking unnatural hiding beneath his old lady cardigan. Due to technicalities in the law, he has been discharged back onto the streets of small town Colorado. He’s a changed, medicated man.

This sounds unbelievable. But let’s be honest… these days you can probably imagine it.

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Director John Pieplow somehow manages to turn the same character we hated with a passion and were deeply frightened by just moments ago into an almost sympathetic character (I want to emphasize the word almost). As he tries to sit dormant in his dilapidated and vandalized home, Carleton is kidnapped by drunk redneck Jackson Roth (Robert Englund) and his buddies who run over his medication, beat him up and hang him from a tree in the woods. You can sense the IQ of the angry townsfolk when mere seconds after committing literal murder, a light rain scatters them all back to their homes, leaving Carleton hanging in the woods on a creaky tree branch. The tree branch breaks and Captain Howdy is back with an axe to grind. Or a dick to pierce. Or whatever. My point is he’s pissed. Specifically at Detective Gage, who watched the attempted murder happen and (understandably) drove away and let it happen.

In the same way you can see someone in a movie be repeatedly punched in the face and you think to yourself “they’ve had enough!” as a fist pummels into their bloodied face, your heart aches for this family as their already damaged daughter is once again abducted by her previous tormentor. He’s now moved up to sending grainy video messages taunting the mother and father.

When they catch up to each other again, Howdy forces Detective Gage to unarm himself, setting up a man-to-man fist fight with everything at stake. Snider’s Captain Howdy is not only scary looking and scary sounding but the price of a loss for Detective Gage is the death of both himself and his daughter. The stakes are high and this entire goddamn movie is shockingly intense from start to finish. It all ends very apropos with Captain Howdy hanging from a meat hook, and Detective Gage’s family finally safe from harm.

Strangeland is from top to bottom a gnarly horror thriller that’s as entertaining as it is depraved and speaks to the horrors that exist in the real world without reserve. Of all the abduction thrillers I’ve seen, I can’t think of a single protagonist as frightening and intrusive as Dee Snider’s Captain Howdy. Be careful in the chatrooms, folks. Strangeland was a warning.

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What’s Wrong with My Baby!? Larry Cohen’s ‘It’s Alive’ at 50

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Soon after the New Hollywood generation took over the entertainment industry, they started having children. And more than any filmmakers that came before—they were terrified. Rosemary’s Baby (1968), The Exorcist (1973), The Omen (1976), Eraserhead (1977), The Brood (1979), The Shining (1980), Possession (1981), and many others all deal, at least in part, with the fears of becoming or being a parent. What if my child turns out to be a monster? is corrupted by some evil force? or turns out to be the fucking Antichrist? What if I screw them up somehow, or can’t help them, or even go insane and try to kill them? Horror has always been at its best when exploring relatable fears through extreme circumstances. A prime example of this is Larry Cohen’s 1974 monster-baby movie It’s Alive, which explores the not only the rollercoaster of emotions that any parent experiences when confronted with the difficulties of raising a child, but long-standing questions of who or what is at fault when something goes horribly wrong.

Cohen begins making his underlying points early in the film as Frank Davis (John P. Ryan) discusses the state of the world with a group of expectant fathers in a hospital waiting room. They discuss the “overabundance of lead” in foods and the environment, smog, and pesticides that only serve to produce roaches that are “bigger, stronger, and harder to kill.” Frank comments that this is “quite a world to bring a kid into.” This has long been a discussion point among people when trying to decide whether to have kids or not. I’ve had many conversations with friends who have said they feel it’s irresponsible to bring children into such a violent, broken, and dangerous world, and I certainly don’t begrudge them this. My wife and I did decide to have children but that doesn’t mean that it’s been easy.

Immediately following this scene comes It’s Alive’s most famous sequence in which Frank’s wife Lenore (Sharon Farrell) is the only person left alive in her delivery room, the doctors clawed and bitten to death by her mutant baby, which has escaped. “What does my baby look like!? What’s wrong with my baby!?” she screams as nurses wheel her frantically into a recovery room. The evening that had begun with such joy and excitement at the birth of their second child turned into a nightmare. This is tough for me to write, but on some level, I can relate to this whiplash of emotion. When my second child was born, they came about five weeks early. I’ll use the pronouns “they/them” for privacy reasons when referring to my kids. Our oldest was still very young and went to stay with my parents and we sped off to the hospital where my wife was taken into an operating room for an emergency c-section. I was able to carry our newborn into the NICU (natal intensive care unit) where I was assured that this was routine for all premature births. The nurses assured me there was nothing to worry about and the baby looked big and healthy. I headed to where my wife was taken to recover to grab a few winks assuming that everything was fine. Well, when I awoke, I headed back over to the NICU to find that my child was not where I left them. The nurse found me and told me that the baby’s lungs were underdeveloped, and they had to put them in a special room connected to oxygen tubes and wires to monitor their vitals.

It’s difficult to express the fear that overwhelmed me in those moments. Everything turned out okay, but it took a while and I’m convinced to this day that their anxiety struggles spring from these first weeks of life. As our children grew, we learned that two of the three were on the spectrum and that anxiety, depression, ADHD, and OCD were also playing a part in their lives. Parents, at least speaking for myself, can’t help but blame themselves for the struggles their children face. The “if only” questions creep in and easily overcome the voices that assure us that it really has nothing to do with us. In the film, Lenore says, “maybe it’s all the pills I’ve been taking that brought this on.” Frank muses aloud about how he used to think that Frankenstein was the monster, but when he got older realized he was the one that made the monster. The aptly named Frank is wondering if his baby’s mutation is his fault, if he created the monster that is terrorizing Los Angeles. I have made plenty of “if only” statements about myself over the years. “If only I hadn’t had to work so much, if only I had been around more when they were little.” Mothers may ask themselves, “did I have a drink, too much coffee, or a cigarette before I knew I was pregnant? Was I too stressed out during the pregnancy?” In other words, most parents can’t help but wonder if it’s all their fault.

At one point in the film, Frank goes to the elementary school where his baby has been sighted and is escorted through the halls by police. He overhears someone comment about “screwed up genes,” which brings about age-old questions of nature vs. nurture. Despite the voices around him from doctors and detectives that say, “we know this isn’t your fault,” Frank can’t help but think it is, and that the people who try to tell him it isn’t really think it’s his fault too. There is no doubt that there is a hereditary element to the kinds of mental illness struggles that my children and I deal with. But, and it’s a bit but, good parenting goes a long way in helping children deal with these struggles. Kids need to know they’re not alone, a good parent can provide that, perhaps especially parents that can relate to the same kinds of struggles. The question of nature vs. nurture will likely never be entirely answered but I think there’s more than a good chance that “both/and” is the case. Around the midpoint of the film, Frank agrees to disown the child and sign it over for medical experimentation if caught or killed. Lenore and the older son Chris (Daniel Holzman) seek to nurture and teach the baby, feeling that it is not a monster, but a member of the family.

It’s Alive takes these ideas to an even greater degree in the fact that the Davis Baby really is a monster, a mutant with claws and fangs that murders and eats people. The late ’60s and early ’70s also saw the rise in mass murderers and serial killers which heightened the nature vs. nurture debate. Obviously, these people were not literal monsters but human beings that came from human parents, but something had gone horribly wrong. Often the upbringing of these killers clearly led in part to their antisocial behavior, but this isn’t always the case. It’s Alive asks “what if a ‘monster’ comes from a good home?” In this case is it society, environmental factors, or is it the lead, smog, and pesticides? It is almost impossible to know, but the ending of the film underscores an uncomfortable truth—even monsters have parents.

As the film enters its third act, Frank joins the hunt for his child through the Los Angeles sewers and into the L.A. River. He is armed with a rifle and ready to kill on sight, having divorced himself from any relationship to the child. Then Frank finds his baby crying in the sewers and his fatherly instincts take over. With tears in his eyes, he speaks words of comfort and wraps his son in his coat. He holds him close, pats and rocks him, and whispers that everything is going to be okay. People often wonder how the parents of those who perform heinous acts can sit in court, shed tears, and defend them. I think it’s a complex issue. I’m sure that these parents know that their child has done something evil, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are still their baby. Your child is a piece of yourself formed into a whole new human being. Disowning them would be like cutting off a limb, no matter what they may have done. It doesn’t erase an evil act, far from it, but I can understand the pain of a parent in that situation. I think It’s Alive does an exceptional job placing its audience in that situation.

Despite the serious issues and ideas being examined in the film, It’s Alive is far from a dour affair. At heart, it is still a monster movie and filled with a sense of fun and a great deal of pitch-black humor. In one of its more memorable moments, a milkman is sucked into the rear compartment of his truck as red blood mingles with the white milk from smashed bottles leaking out the back of the truck and streaming down the street. Just after Frank agrees to join the hunt for his baby, the film cuts to the back of an ice cream truck with the words “STOP CHILDREN” emblazoned on it. It’s a movie filled with great kills, a mutant baby—created by make-up effects master Rick Baker early in his career, and plenty of action—and all in a PG rated movie! I’m telling you, the ’70s were wild. It just also happens to have some thoughtful ideas behind it as well.

Which was Larry Cohen’s specialty. Cohen made all kinds of movies, but his most enduring have been his horror films and all of them tackle the social issues and fears of the time they were made. God Told Me To (1976), Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), and The Stuff (1985) are all great examples of his socially aware, low-budget, exploitation filmmaking with a brain and It’s Alive certainly fits right in with that group. Cohen would go on to write and direct two sequels, It Lives Again (aka It’s Alive 2) in 1978 and It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive in 1987 and is credited as a co-writer on the 2008 remake. All these films explore the ideas of parental responsibility in light of the various concerns of the times they were made including abortion rights and AIDS.

Fifty years after It’s Alive was initially released, it has only become more relevant in the ensuing years. Fears surrounding parenthood have been with us since the beginning of time but as the years pass the reasons for these fears only seem to become more and more profound. In today’s world the conversation of the fathers in the waiting room could be expanded to hormones and genetic modifications in food, terrorism, climate change, school and other mass shootings, and other threats that were unknown or at least less of a concern fifty years ago. Perhaps the fearmongering conspiracy theories about chemtrails and vaccines would be mentioned as well, though in a more satirical fashion, as fears some expectant parents encounter while endlessly doomscrolling Facebook or Twitter. Speaking for myself, despite the struggles, the fears, and the sadness that sometimes comes with having children, it’s been worth it. The joys ultimately outweigh all of that, but I understand the terror too. Becoming a parent is no easy choice, nor should it be. But as I look back, I can say that I’m glad we made the choice we did.

I wonder if Frank and Lenore can say the same thing.

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