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‘Dead End’ – Christmas Horror Movie Remains a Cult Favorite 20 Years Later

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Dead End is the embodiment of the old saying “road to nowhere.” In this 2003 horror movie, one unlucky family’s annual trip to grandma’s house doesn’t go according to plan. What awaits these unsuspecting characters is a series of events that will steer them straight into the unknown. It’s one hell of a Christmas in this macabre holiday tale, which stirs up uncertainty and unrest as the pavement stretches on forever.

Dead End first showed up on video-store shelves around 2004 after enjoying great success at multiple film festivals. Made on a low budget of less than a million dollars and with a small cast of actors, this California-shot yet French-financed horror-comedy has, strangely enough, yet to be reissued on a physical media format higher than DVD. Nevertheless, it remains a cult favorite all these years later. The colorful dialogue, the progressively unnerving atmosphere, and the ensemble of quirky characters each play an important part in why this dark Christmas outing is worth revisiting every December.

Dead End is a high-concept movie regardless of its avowedly simple setup. The trouble here begins with Ray Wise’s character Frank, the head of the Harrington Family, doing the unexpected: deviating from the customary, not to mention uneventful route to his mother-in-law’s for Christmas. He took a backroad in hopes that the change of scenery would keep him awake at the wheel. Well, he was wrong. As Frank brings the car to a screeching halt after nodding off, the other passengers all awaken to find themselves alone on an empty road. Not another car or person in sight. The movie is already off to an uninspired start, but, to use another hackneyed phrase: good things come to those who wait.

Fans will often praise Dead End with one major reservation; to be more specific, they bring up the movie’s stock of clichés. A road trip fraught with peril, the creepy stopovers, and, most of all, a conclusion that was too commonly used in 2000s horror. Funnily enough, co-directors and co-screenwriters Jean-Baptiste Andrea and Fabrice Canepa were deliberate with how their directorial debut would come across to more experienced viewers. The two French filmmakers were always one step ahead of their own movie. In that sense, they played on familiar tropes almost immediately upon use without also succumbing to sheer parody. So the story, in a way, is both predictable and unpredictable at the same time.

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Image: Alexandra Holden, Mick Cain and Lin Shaye’s respective characters, Marion, Richard and Laura, all react to something shocking.

Other horror movies where unfortunate fates are determined by one wrong turn would eventually bring the characters to a physical location of sorts. A cabin in the woods, a haunted house, a terrifying tourist trap — anything tangible and with an address. Meanwhile, this movie pulls a total Twilight Zone and asks what would happen if the car just kept moving in vain. The dissatisfaction of an incomplete journey is multiplied a hundred times over as Frank and his family drive onwards with no real assurance that they’ll ever reach a proper stopping point. To make this trip worse, there is a supernatural element that’s preying on the characters. A black hearse à la Phantasm is snatching them up one by one. It’s all quite obvious what is happening here, although for the sake of suspense, the Harringtons are largely clueless.

Dead End wouldn’t be anywhere as effective without its cast. Everyone is memorable all thanks to rich characterization and a handful of nasty set-pieces to remember them by. The Harringtons are, at least to someone looking in from the outside, a typical family performing a basic tradition. They still seem normal enough even after witnessing the mild discord during the movie’s outset. Once their façade and routine each start to erode, though, the extent of the Harringtons’ troubles becomes unmistakable. This one American family’s disintegration channels Twin Peaks — an apt comparison especially with Wise cast as yet another increasingly unstable patriarch  —  however, the execution here is more straightforward and immediate.

There is rarely a moment in this movie where a character isn’t carrying on, either because of their inherent personality or because that’s their natural response to stress. Mick Cain’s role as the exasperating young son and little brother falls in the former category, seeing as he’s a snarky nuisance from the get-go. In time, horror icon Lin Shaye briefly but outstandingly seizes the spotlight. She, a mother pushed far past her limit, trades indignation for insanity. Laura’s wild and trauma-induced antics include shooting her husband in the leg and, most unforgettably, rubbing her exposed brain to the point of orgasm.

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Image: Amber Smith, as the Woman in White, holds a dead baby.

Wise and Alexandra Holden are the movie’s emotional anchors. To everyone’s surprise, crabby Frank becomes more and more poignant as he teeters between madness and rationality — Wise’s sharp performance as a fallible father and husband shouldn’t go unnoticed here — whereas Holden’s character of Marion was clearly designed to be the most compassionate (as well as sympathetic) of the whole lot. Marion’s default role of family mediator is encumbered by a guilty conscience that only grows over the loss of her clingy boyfriend Brad (Billy Asher) and other loved ones. From there she then has to try, albeit unsuccessfully, to keep this broken family together. 

Other horror movies set at Christmas have a tendency to juxtapose the beautiful sights and sounds of the holidays with aspects of the genre. That high contrast isn’t available in Dead End, which never has the expectations of the season ruined by a malevolent force. The characters don’t even start out as happy. More realistically, the Harringtons are celebrating Christmas together out of mere obligation than the pure desire to be with each other.  Everyone is miserable long before this dreadful road comes into view. It’s easy to think of this movie as a lighter helping of Christmas horror, due in large part to its heavy streak of humor. Yet Dead End is easily one of the most depressing movies of its kind.

As previously mentioned, many fans take issue with the story’s conclusion. The Harrington party turning out to be dead or on death’s door all this time is deemed unimaginative. Although, the difference between this movie and The Sixth Sense is Dead End isn’t trying to trick anyone. The script even drops substantial clues along the way to make the outcome less of a shocker. The ending, which comes out of nowhere for no one other than the characters, will urge viewers to deduct points from the overall score, but this is a movie where the journey is far more important than the destination.

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Image: Ray Wise’s character Frank lights a match as Amber Smith’s Woman in White character stands behind him.

Paul Lê is a Texas-based, Tomato approved critic at Bloody Disgusting, Dread Central, and Tales from the Paulside. Bluesky: paulle.bsky.social

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Not Another ‘Scary Movie’: Revisiting Forgotten Parody ‘Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th’

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Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th

After Scream (1996) made a killing at the box office, as well as won over critics and audiences, a lot of folks in the movie biz thought they could do the same thing (and yield similar results). That thing, of course, being a slasher. Most of these opportunists wound up being pretty straightforward; they were low on humor or commentary. Yet others, like Scary Movie (2000), saw the potential for spoofing Scream, and acted on that impulse with both haste and excitement.

A few months after the Wayans’ comedy first hit theaters, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th landed on the USA Network, as part of the channel’s “Shriek Week” programming. That straight-to-cable (then home video) destination is possibly why many people still don’t know about this one. Or they simply chose to forget. Whatever the reason, only one of these two horror parodies came out on top—and it’s certainly not the movie where Coolio channeled Prince, and Tom Arnold saved the day.

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th previously went by the name of I Know What You Screamed Last Semester. That Trimark acquisition then settled on a wordier title, just so it could avoid the litigious wrath of Miramax Films. Folks may or may not remember that Columbia Pictures was sued over the “implied connection” between I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) and Scream. So, yeah, there was no way that this competing Scream parody wasn’t going to be kept on a tight rein.

A Heavy Reliance on Late ’90s TV References

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Simon Rex, Julie Benz, Majandra Delfino, Harley Cross, Danny Strong, Tom Arnold and Tiffani-Amber Thiesen in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.

Naturally, there would be similarities between Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th and Scary Movie—their scripts are built on the backs of the same two movies. It goes without saying that the other big slasher of the 1990s, I Know What You Did Last Summer, was as much of a target as Scream. However,the film pads itself with more TV references than Scary Movie did.

Half the cast coming off of (and in some cases, returning to) a WB show could be a reason why. Dawson’s Creek is particularly zeroed in on, based on how there’s a central character namedDawson Deery, and how the teen drama’s teacher-student affair plotline is satirized to the nth degree. As if there weren’t enough nods to television, Baywatch, VH1’s Pop Up Video, and even those cheesy Mentos commercials all serve as joke prompts.

Shriek director John Blanchard and writers Sue Bailey and Joe Nelms all hailed from television, so it’s understandable that they would stick close to home. The movie’s humor in general makes more sense, in light of learning that Blanchard worked on SCTV, Kids in the Hall, and MADtv. The writers, on the other hand, were each fairly green, with Bailey being the most experienced of the two; she wrote and produced the game show BattleBots. Nevertheless, they, plus Blanchard, churned out a passable, joke-a-minute movie. The whole thing is staggeringly of its time, but no one here was aiming for longevity.

Having seen enough of these kinds of movies, we know to expect jokes of the low-hanging fruit variety. That’s the parody’s whole prime directive. From the characters having names likeScrew FrombehindandDoughy Primesuspect, to stereotyping that feels taboo nowadays, this is a movie from a different era of comedy. Its coarse, corny, and unapologetic sense of humor won’t sit well with everyone in these more enlightened times. In which case, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th can be treated as a time capsule.

Does Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th Humor Still Hold Up Today?

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“You may already be a victim”—Someone receives a most peculiar threatening piece of mail in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.

Although Shriek doesn’t live up to its own claims of being so funny that you’ll die of laughter, its bawdier parts could still lead to some nervous laughter. For instance, after this movie’s parallel to Drew Barrymore’s Scream character is done in—not by the killer but by a bug zapper—the movie throws a newspaper next to the victim’s fresh corpse. The headline?Popular slut killed! Football team mourns.

We then move on to the wacky and inappropriate goings-on at Bulimia Falls High School, home of the Hurlers. At this nexus of constant absurdity, indecency, and surrealism, students are seen fornicating on the lawn, cheerleading squad applicants are advised to be comfortable with partial nudity, and terrorists openly prepare for an anthrax attack. It can be a tad jarring to watch, especially if you didn’t grow up witnessing this style of comedy firsthand. Hell, even if you did, you may still have awhat the hell were they thinking?reaction.

It’s not just the aggressively edgy humor here that can make you chuckle—the slapstick, the sight gags, and the ribaldry all have a decent chance of landing. The movie’s own villain, whose hockey mask was instantly transformed into a crudely Ghostface-esque one after coming in contact with an open flame, commits more cheap laughs than kills. His and his victims’ chase sequences, most of which are cartoonish in nature, left this writer grinning. The Scooby-Doo fan in me also totally ate up that clever unmasking joke.

Final Thoughts on This Forgotten Horror Parody

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Now, the jury is still out on whether these comedies are to blame for the death of the first slasher revival. There is more to consider than some parodies. At the very least, the likes of Scary Movie didn’t exactly encourage big studios to put their money on a trend that was being derided to death (and not as profitable as the spoofs). These sorts of movies also felt unnecessary at the time, given how their principal inspiration is already a deconstruction of the genre. But like anything else that quickly becomes popular, mockery is unavoidable.

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th is indeed a movie nobody asked for, much less needed. As a sample of pre-millennium humor and cultural attitudes, it’s not always precise. But as I’ve laid out, your mileage may vary. Horror parodies typically don’t have the best track record, so managing one’s own expectations here is recommended.

Upon rewatching, I for one laughed a bit more than I did back then. Only this time, I responded to the jokes that my younger self didn’t notice or find all that amusing. So it just goes to show that the movies don’t change—we do.

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Harley Cross and Majandra Delfino must unmask the killer a number of times in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th before learning their true identity.

 

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