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SCREAMBOX Hidden Gems – 5 Christmas Horror Movies You Can Stream Tonight!

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The Bloody Disgusting-powered SCREAMBOX is home to a variety of unique horror content, from originals and exclusives to cult classics and documentaries. With such a rapidly-growing library, there are many hidden gems waiting to be discovered.

Alongside exclusives like Secret Santa and Night of the Missing and such classics as Black Christmas and Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, here are five Christmas horror recommendations you can stream on SCREAMBOX right now.


Christmas Evil

Not to be confused with the innumerable Santa slashers, Christmas Evil (also known as You Better Watch Out) is tonally more in line with Taxi Driver than Silent Night, Deadly Night. Writer-director Lewis Jackson clearly had no interest in making a body count flick; instead, he explores the psyche of a mentally unstable man who happens to dress up as Santa and kill people. The low-budget grit adds to the dark atmosphere.

The 1980 film chronicles one man’s descent into madness by making the killer — an unmistakably human character — the protagonist. Everyone seems to get a little crazy around the holidays, but not like Harry Stadling (Brandon Maggart, Dressed to Kill). Childhood trauma has led him to believe that he’s a modern Santa, casually wearing a costume, working in a toy factory, and spying on neighborhood kids to find out who’s naughty or nice.

The company Christmas party proves to be his breaking point, as he decides to steal the toys and deliver them to the children at a local hospital. His Robin Hood-esque intentions are good — admirable, even — but they’re followed by a trail of bloodshed on Christmas Eve. His psychosis seeps into the film’s surreal ending. You can see why John Waters cites this one as his favorite Christmas movie.


The Day of the Beast

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: a priest, a metalhead, and a psychic team up to save the world. That’s not the setup of a joke; it’s the plot of The Day of the Beast. Spanish horror favorite Álex de la Iglesia (30 Coins, The Oxford Murders) helms the 1995 madcap horror-comedy from a script he co-wrote with frequent collaborator Jorge Guerricaechevarría and featuring cinematography by Flavio Martínez Labiano (Jungle Cruise, The Shallows).

In his efforts to prevent the impending apocalypse on Christmas Eve, a rogue priest (Álex Angulo, Pan’s Labyrinth) enlists the aid of an affable, Satanic record store clerk (Santiago Segura, Blade II) and a crooked TV occultist (Armando De Razza) to sell his soul to the Devil. Putting the Antichrist in Christmas, the diabolically funny film plays like Shaun of the Dead meets The Omen.


Rare Exports

From the land of the original Santa Claus, Finland shares a unique take on the Christmas mythos with Rare Exports. From Sisu and Big Game director Jalmari Helander, the 2010 film blends a Goonies-esque coming-of-age adventure, horrific killer Santas, fantastical action, and a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor.

Set in the northernmost region of Finland, local boy Pietari (Onni Tommila, Big Game) comes to believe that the researchers drilling samples nearby have uncovered the ancient burial ground of the real Santa Claus. His hostile father (Jorma Tommila, Sisu) dismisses the claims until the evidence becomes overwhelming. At only 83 minutes, it moves as fast as Santa’s sleigh.


13 Slays Till X-Mas

A scrappy anthology shot during the pandemic, 13 Slays Till X-Mas features bite-sized segments directed by indie horror staples Shawn Burkett (Don’t Fuck in the Woods), Drew Marvick (Pool Party Massacre), John Hale III (10/31 Part 2), Jed Brian (10/31 Part 3), P.J. Starks (Volumes of Blood), Sean Blevins (Volumes of Blood: Horror Stories), Carlos Omar De Leon (Creepypasta), and more.

As a small Kentucky town is rocked by a slew of unsolved murders and disappearances, a group of bar patrons harboring secrets swap horror stories in an attempt to scare one another on Christmas Eve. From Santa and elves to clowns and reindeer, festive frights are aplenty, and so too are horror Easter eggs. Budgets are low but creativity is high, and while the segments are hit or miss, it’s never long before the next one comes down the chimney.


Deep Red

Deep Red (also known as Profondo Rosso and The Hatchet Murders) may not be a Christmas movie in the traditional sense, as the bulk of the movie isn’t set during the holiday, but Christmas plays an integral role in the killer’s motivation. Master of horror Dario Argento (Suspiria, Phenomena) directs the 1975 Italian giallo from a script he co-wrote with Bernardino Zapponi (Fellini Satyricon).

When musician Marcus Daly (David Hemmings, Blow-Up) witnesses a murder at the hands of a black-gloved figure, he teams with local reporter Gianna Brezzi (Argento muse Daria Nicolodi) to stop the killer in pursuit. The Scooby-Doo-esque mystery is a bit contrived, but Deep Red still ranks among top-shelf Argento with masterful set pieces, one of Goblin’s (Suspiria, Dawn of the Dead) best scores, a bathtub kill that was replicated in Halloween 2, and a doll so creepy it would make Jigsaw squirm.


And don’t forget: SCREAMBOX Exclusive Santastein comes alive on December 19. The festive twist on Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein” delivers Christmas cheer and slasher fear!

Visit the SCREAMBOX Hidden Gems archives for more recommendations.

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What’s Wrong with My Baby!? Larry Cohen’s ‘It’s Alive’ at 50

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Soon after the New Hollywood generation took over the entertainment industry, they started having children. And more than any filmmakers that came before—they were terrified. Rosemary’s Baby (1968), The Exorcist (1973), The Omen (1976), Eraserhead (1977), The Brood (1979), The Shining (1980), Possession (1981), and many others all deal, at least in part, with the fears of becoming or being a parent. What if my child turns out to be a monster? is corrupted by some evil force? or turns out to be the fucking Antichrist? What if I screw them up somehow, or can’t help them, or even go insane and try to kill them? Horror has always been at its best when exploring relatable fears through extreme circumstances. A prime example of this is Larry Cohen’s 1974 monster-baby movie It’s Alive, which explores the not only the rollercoaster of emotions that any parent experiences when confronted with the difficulties of raising a child, but long-standing questions of who or what is at fault when something goes horribly wrong.

Cohen begins making his underlying points early in the film as Frank Davis (John P. Ryan) discusses the state of the world with a group of expectant fathers in a hospital waiting room. They discuss the “overabundance of lead” in foods and the environment, smog, and pesticides that only serve to produce roaches that are “bigger, stronger, and harder to kill.” Frank comments that this is “quite a world to bring a kid into.” This has long been a discussion point among people when trying to decide whether to have kids or not. I’ve had many conversations with friends who have said they feel it’s irresponsible to bring children into such a violent, broken, and dangerous world, and I certainly don’t begrudge them this. My wife and I did decide to have children but that doesn’t mean that it’s been easy.

Immediately following this scene comes It’s Alive’s most famous sequence in which Frank’s wife Lenore (Sharon Farrell) is the only person left alive in her delivery room, the doctors clawed and bitten to death by her mutant baby, which has escaped. “What does my baby look like!? What’s wrong with my baby!?” she screams as nurses wheel her frantically into a recovery room. The evening that had begun with such joy and excitement at the birth of their second child turned into a nightmare. This is tough for me to write, but on some level, I can relate to this whiplash of emotion. When my second child was born, they came about five weeks early. I’ll use the pronouns “they/them” for privacy reasons when referring to my kids. Our oldest was still very young and went to stay with my parents and we sped off to the hospital where my wife was taken into an operating room for an emergency c-section. I was able to carry our newborn into the NICU (natal intensive care unit) where I was assured that this was routine for all premature births. The nurses assured me there was nothing to worry about and the baby looked big and healthy. I headed to where my wife was taken to recover to grab a few winks assuming that everything was fine. Well, when I awoke, I headed back over to the NICU to find that my child was not where I left them. The nurse found me and told me that the baby’s lungs were underdeveloped, and they had to put them in a special room connected to oxygen tubes and wires to monitor their vitals.

It’s difficult to express the fear that overwhelmed me in those moments. Everything turned out okay, but it took a while and I’m convinced to this day that their anxiety struggles spring from these first weeks of life. As our children grew, we learned that two of the three were on the spectrum and that anxiety, depression, ADHD, and OCD were also playing a part in their lives. Parents, at least speaking for myself, can’t help but blame themselves for the struggles their children face. The “if only” questions creep in and easily overcome the voices that assure us that it really has nothing to do with us. In the film, Lenore says, “maybe it’s all the pills I’ve been taking that brought this on.” Frank muses aloud about how he used to think that Frankenstein was the monster, but when he got older realized he was the one that made the monster. The aptly named Frank is wondering if his baby’s mutation is his fault, if he created the monster that is terrorizing Los Angeles. I have made plenty of “if only” statements about myself over the years. “If only I hadn’t had to work so much, if only I had been around more when they were little.” Mothers may ask themselves, “did I have a drink, too much coffee, or a cigarette before I knew I was pregnant? Was I too stressed out during the pregnancy?” In other words, most parents can’t help but wonder if it’s all their fault.

At one point in the film, Frank goes to the elementary school where his baby has been sighted and is escorted through the halls by police. He overhears someone comment about “screwed up genes,” which brings about age-old questions of nature vs. nurture. Despite the voices around him from doctors and detectives that say, “we know this isn’t your fault,” Frank can’t help but think it is, and that the people who try to tell him it isn’t really think it’s his fault too. There is no doubt that there is a hereditary element to the kinds of mental illness struggles that my children and I deal with. But, and it’s a bit but, good parenting goes a long way in helping children deal with these struggles. Kids need to know they’re not alone, a good parent can provide that, perhaps especially parents that can relate to the same kinds of struggles. The question of nature vs. nurture will likely never be entirely answered but I think there’s more than a good chance that “both/and” is the case. Around the midpoint of the film, Frank agrees to disown the child and sign it over for medical experimentation if caught or killed. Lenore and the older son Chris (Daniel Holzman) seek to nurture and teach the baby, feeling that it is not a monster, but a member of the family.

It’s Alive takes these ideas to an even greater degree in the fact that the Davis Baby really is a monster, a mutant with claws and fangs that murders and eats people. The late ’60s and early ’70s also saw the rise in mass murderers and serial killers which heightened the nature vs. nurture debate. Obviously, these people were not literal monsters but human beings that came from human parents, but something had gone horribly wrong. Often the upbringing of these killers clearly led in part to their antisocial behavior, but this isn’t always the case. It’s Alive asks “what if a ‘monster’ comes from a good home?” In this case is it society, environmental factors, or is it the lead, smog, and pesticides? It is almost impossible to know, but the ending of the film underscores an uncomfortable truth—even monsters have parents.

As the film enters its third act, Frank joins the hunt for his child through the Los Angeles sewers and into the L.A. River. He is armed with a rifle and ready to kill on sight, having divorced himself from any relationship to the child. Then Frank finds his baby crying in the sewers and his fatherly instincts take over. With tears in his eyes, he speaks words of comfort and wraps his son in his coat. He holds him close, pats and rocks him, and whispers that everything is going to be okay. People often wonder how the parents of those who perform heinous acts can sit in court, shed tears, and defend them. I think it’s a complex issue. I’m sure that these parents know that their child has done something evil, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are still their baby. Your child is a piece of yourself formed into a whole new human being. Disowning them would be like cutting off a limb, no matter what they may have done. It doesn’t erase an evil act, far from it, but I can understand the pain of a parent in that situation. I think It’s Alive does an exceptional job placing its audience in that situation.

Despite the serious issues and ideas being examined in the film, It’s Alive is far from a dour affair. At heart, it is still a monster movie and filled with a sense of fun and a great deal of pitch-black humor. In one of its more memorable moments, a milkman is sucked into the rear compartment of his truck as red blood mingles with the white milk from smashed bottles leaking out the back of the truck and streaming down the street. Just after Frank agrees to join the hunt for his baby, the film cuts to the back of an ice cream truck with the words “STOP CHILDREN” emblazoned on it. It’s a movie filled with great kills, a mutant baby—created by make-up effects master Rick Baker early in his career, and plenty of action—and all in a PG rated movie! I’m telling you, the ’70s were wild. It just also happens to have some thoughtful ideas behind it as well.

Which was Larry Cohen’s specialty. Cohen made all kinds of movies, but his most enduring have been his horror films and all of them tackle the social issues and fears of the time they were made. God Told Me To (1976), Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), and The Stuff (1985) are all great examples of his socially aware, low-budget, exploitation filmmaking with a brain and It’s Alive certainly fits right in with that group. Cohen would go on to write and direct two sequels, It Lives Again (aka It’s Alive 2) in 1978 and It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive in 1987 and is credited as a co-writer on the 2008 remake. All these films explore the ideas of parental responsibility in light of the various concerns of the times they were made including abortion rights and AIDS.

Fifty years after It’s Alive was initially released, it has only become more relevant in the ensuing years. Fears surrounding parenthood have been with us since the beginning of time but as the years pass the reasons for these fears only seem to become more and more profound. In today’s world the conversation of the fathers in the waiting room could be expanded to hormones and genetic modifications in food, terrorism, climate change, school and other mass shootings, and other threats that were unknown or at least less of a concern fifty years ago. Perhaps the fearmongering conspiracy theories about chemtrails and vaccines would be mentioned as well, though in a more satirical fashion, as fears some expectant parents encounter while endlessly doomscrolling Facebook or Twitter. Speaking for myself, despite the struggles, the fears, and the sadness that sometimes comes with having children, it’s been worth it. The joys ultimately outweigh all of that, but I understand the terror too. Becoming a parent is no easy choice, nor should it be. But as I look back, I can say that I’m glad we made the choice we did.

I wonder if Frank and Lenore can say the same thing.

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