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9 Christmas Horror Films and TV Specials for the Whole Family

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By the time Halloween wraps up, most people have tucked away their pumpkins and spider webs in favour of colourful wreaths and Santa figurines. For horror fans, it means Krampus and blood covered snow now take centre stage. The holiday of Christmas naturally lends itself to the horror genre, spawning favourites that include Black Christmas, Silent Night, Deadly Night, Rare Exports, and more. However, many films are too gruesome for younger people to enjoy.

To let children in on the festive and frightful fun, here is a variety of age-appropriate Christmas horror film and television specials the entire family can enjoy.


Creeped Out: Splinta Claws (2019)
Season 2, Episode 10

“Everyone knows there are nice children as well as naughty. But are there good and bad Santas as well?” This question is posed in the opening of the “Splinta Claws” episode of the anthology series Creeped Out on Netflix, which originally released in the UK and Canada. Creators Bede Blake and Robert Butler aimed for an Amazing Stories meets The Twilight Zone for children, desiring the series to terrify, inspire and enchant. The story unfolds in a department store on Christmas, where young boys Lawrence (Taighen O’Callaghan) and Mikey (Alex Eastwood) must survive an evil Santa animatronic who gives mercy to the naughty, but hunts after the nice. 


Diary of a Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever (2023)

In the two weeks lead up to Christmas, middle schooler Greg (Wesley Kimmel) yearns for a Mega Station 9000, the latest and most sought-after video game console. However, as everything goes wrong, he fears his mishaps may land him on the “naughty list,” never to receive the gift this year. Writer Jeff Kinney intentionally added elements of horror into the story, stating, “Holiday stories usually are very heartwarming, and I wanted to tell a story that’s kind of a scary story. It’s bit of a thriller.” There are several homages to the genre such as Psycho and Frankenstein, but it’s not an outright scary film. The horror mostly arises from Greg’s anxiety that he may get caught red-handed. 


A Scooby Doo! Christmas (2002)

A take on The Legend of Sleepy Hallow, Scooby and the gang embark on a journey to a Christmas condo vacation but run against complaints of a Headless Snowman wreaking havoc on the citizens of Winter Hallow. The Headless Snowman prevents anyone from celebrating the holiday for reasons that are unclear. The gang then learns about a centuries-old tale of Blackjack Brody, a highwayman who stole gold and hid inside of a snowman only to freeze to death. Whether or not it is his vengeful ghost is the mystery that must be solved, so the town can celebrate Christmas safely once again.


Tales from the Dark Side – Monsters in My Room (1985)
Season 2, Episode 12

Timmy (portrayed by a young Seth Green) wants to spend the holiday playing piano and completing homework, but his alcoholic stepfather (Greg Mullavey) keeps encouraging him to participate in activities that will “man him up.” During the night, monsters come out from Timmy’s closet and under his bed, while a giant buzz saw zooms towards him. Despite Timmy expressing his frustrations, his mother (Beth McDonald), insists his stepfather is a good man. In the end, Timmy must learn that he alone has to stand up for himself in more ways than one.


The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy – Billy & Mandy Save Christmas (2005)
Season 5, Episode 7

This is another special that falls under the “Saving Christmas” trope, but stands out in its unique storyline: Santa Claus has been turned into a vampire. The young protagonists Billy and Mandy, alongside their best friend the Grim Reaper, investigate how to help Mrs. Claus (Carol Kane) transform her beloved Santa (Gilbert Gottfried) back to normal by confronting the Head Vampire, Baron Von Ghoulish (Malcolm McDowell). Creator Maxwell Atoms originally planned for a Krampus-centred episode, but decided against it due to Cartoon Network already having Satan in Cow & Chicken and The Powerpuff Girls, who looks too similar to the Christmas devil.


Tales from the Cryptkeeper: It’s For You (1999)
Season 3, Episode 11

In the animated children friendly version of Tales from the Crypt, Gary (David Deveau) receives his very own landline phone in his bedroom for Christmas, where his parents warn him not engage in pranks. Against their wishes, Gary still prank calls multiple people and disturbs a mother and children in the process. When he takes it too far, the Cryptkeeper intervenes and teaches him a lesson in manners. This episode does feel very much of its time. Today’s technology is too advanced for prank calls to fool anyone, though the moral lesson still rings timeless.


R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour – A Creature Was Stirring (2010)
Season 1, Episode 3

On Christmas morning, an excited Timmy (Thomas Robinson) opens presents with his family. While he loves his gift, his brother and sister vocalise how much they hate theirs. It adds more tension in the air because unknown to the children, the parents are planning to get a divorce. When the conversation ends in an argument with everyone leaving the room, a mysterious package under the tree wiggles. Timmy opens it to find a winged bat-like creature that begins terrorising the family, who plays a larger role in his Christmas wish than he could have ever anticipated.


The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Recently selected for preservation in the National Film Registry for its cultural, historic, and aesthetic importance, The Nightmare Before Christmas makes a delightful family watch for both Halloween and Christmas. Jack Skellington (the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town) finds the Hinterlands, a forest with doors to different holidays. When he enters Christmas Town, he is forever changed by the experience and decides to bring the spirit to Halloween Town. The film was inspired by a poem Tim Burton wrote in 1981, which was later recited by Christopher Lee in 2008. 


Gremlins (1984)

No list would be complete without the children’s horror Christmas classic, Gremlins. When Billy (Zach Galligan) receives a Mogwai as a gift, he is given a set of rules to abide by: avoid exposing it to bright light, don’t get it wet, and never feed it after midnight. Naturally, these rules are broken which spawns the Gremlins to manifest and wildly execute their shenanigans all over town. Fun fact: thanks to Gremlins and Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, the PG-13 rating was established. The films were deemed too intense for younger children, and previously there was nothing in-between PG and R. 

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What’s Wrong with My Baby!? Larry Cohen’s ‘It’s Alive’ at 50

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Soon after the New Hollywood generation took over the entertainment industry, they started having children. And more than any filmmakers that came before—they were terrified. Rosemary’s Baby (1968), The Exorcist (1973), The Omen (1976), Eraserhead (1977), The Brood (1979), The Shining (1980), Possession (1981), and many others all deal, at least in part, with the fears of becoming or being a parent. What if my child turns out to be a monster? is corrupted by some evil force? or turns out to be the fucking Antichrist? What if I screw them up somehow, or can’t help them, or even go insane and try to kill them? Horror has always been at its best when exploring relatable fears through extreme circumstances. A prime example of this is Larry Cohen’s 1974 monster-baby movie It’s Alive, which explores the not only the rollercoaster of emotions that any parent experiences when confronted with the difficulties of raising a child, but long-standing questions of who or what is at fault when something goes horribly wrong.

Cohen begins making his underlying points early in the film as Frank Davis (John P. Ryan) discusses the state of the world with a group of expectant fathers in a hospital waiting room. They discuss the “overabundance of lead” in foods and the environment, smog, and pesticides that only serve to produce roaches that are “bigger, stronger, and harder to kill.” Frank comments that this is “quite a world to bring a kid into.” This has long been a discussion point among people when trying to decide whether to have kids or not. I’ve had many conversations with friends who have said they feel it’s irresponsible to bring children into such a violent, broken, and dangerous world, and I certainly don’t begrudge them this. My wife and I did decide to have children but that doesn’t mean that it’s been easy.

Immediately following this scene comes It’s Alive’s most famous sequence in which Frank’s wife Lenore (Sharon Farrell) is the only person left alive in her delivery room, the doctors clawed and bitten to death by her mutant baby, which has escaped. “What does my baby look like!? What’s wrong with my baby!?” she screams as nurses wheel her frantically into a recovery room. The evening that had begun with such joy and excitement at the birth of their second child turned into a nightmare. This is tough for me to write, but on some level, I can relate to this whiplash of emotion. When my second child was born, they came about five weeks early. I’ll use the pronouns “they/them” for privacy reasons when referring to my kids. Our oldest was still very young and went to stay with my parents and we sped off to the hospital where my wife was taken into an operating room for an emergency c-section. I was able to carry our newborn into the NICU (natal intensive care unit) where I was assured that this was routine for all premature births. The nurses assured me there was nothing to worry about and the baby looked big and healthy. I headed to where my wife was taken to recover to grab a few winks assuming that everything was fine. Well, when I awoke, I headed back over to the NICU to find that my child was not where I left them. The nurse found me and told me that the baby’s lungs were underdeveloped, and they had to put them in a special room connected to oxygen tubes and wires to monitor their vitals.

It’s difficult to express the fear that overwhelmed me in those moments. Everything turned out okay, but it took a while and I’m convinced to this day that their anxiety struggles spring from these first weeks of life. As our children grew, we learned that two of the three were on the spectrum and that anxiety, depression, ADHD, and OCD were also playing a part in their lives. Parents, at least speaking for myself, can’t help but blame themselves for the struggles their children face. The “if only” questions creep in and easily overcome the voices that assure us that it really has nothing to do with us. In the film, Lenore says, “maybe it’s all the pills I’ve been taking that brought this on.” Frank muses aloud about how he used to think that Frankenstein was the monster, but when he got older realized he was the one that made the monster. The aptly named Frank is wondering if his baby’s mutation is his fault, if he created the monster that is terrorizing Los Angeles. I have made plenty of “if only” statements about myself over the years. “If only I hadn’t had to work so much, if only I had been around more when they were little.” Mothers may ask themselves, “did I have a drink, too much coffee, or a cigarette before I knew I was pregnant? Was I too stressed out during the pregnancy?” In other words, most parents can’t help but wonder if it’s all their fault.

At one point in the film, Frank goes to the elementary school where his baby has been sighted and is escorted through the halls by police. He overhears someone comment about “screwed up genes,” which brings about age-old questions of nature vs. nurture. Despite the voices around him from doctors and detectives that say, “we know this isn’t your fault,” Frank can’t help but think it is, and that the people who try to tell him it isn’t really think it’s his fault too. There is no doubt that there is a hereditary element to the kinds of mental illness struggles that my children and I deal with. But, and it’s a bit but, good parenting goes a long way in helping children deal with these struggles. Kids need to know they’re not alone, a good parent can provide that, perhaps especially parents that can relate to the same kinds of struggles. The question of nature vs. nurture will likely never be entirely answered but I think there’s more than a good chance that “both/and” is the case. Around the midpoint of the film, Frank agrees to disown the child and sign it over for medical experimentation if caught or killed. Lenore and the older son Chris (Daniel Holzman) seek to nurture and teach the baby, feeling that it is not a monster, but a member of the family.

It’s Alive takes these ideas to an even greater degree in the fact that the Davis Baby really is a monster, a mutant with claws and fangs that murders and eats people. The late ’60s and early ’70s also saw the rise in mass murderers and serial killers which heightened the nature vs. nurture debate. Obviously, these people were not literal monsters but human beings that came from human parents, but something had gone horribly wrong. Often the upbringing of these killers clearly led in part to their antisocial behavior, but this isn’t always the case. It’s Alive asks “what if a ‘monster’ comes from a good home?” In this case is it society, environmental factors, or is it the lead, smog, and pesticides? It is almost impossible to know, but the ending of the film underscores an uncomfortable truth—even monsters have parents.

As the film enters its third act, Frank joins the hunt for his child through the Los Angeles sewers and into the L.A. River. He is armed with a rifle and ready to kill on sight, having divorced himself from any relationship to the child. Then Frank finds his baby crying in the sewers and his fatherly instincts take over. With tears in his eyes, he speaks words of comfort and wraps his son in his coat. He holds him close, pats and rocks him, and whispers that everything is going to be okay. People often wonder how the parents of those who perform heinous acts can sit in court, shed tears, and defend them. I think it’s a complex issue. I’m sure that these parents know that their child has done something evil, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are still their baby. Your child is a piece of yourself formed into a whole new human being. Disowning them would be like cutting off a limb, no matter what they may have done. It doesn’t erase an evil act, far from it, but I can understand the pain of a parent in that situation. I think It’s Alive does an exceptional job placing its audience in that situation.

Despite the serious issues and ideas being examined in the film, It’s Alive is far from a dour affair. At heart, it is still a monster movie and filled with a sense of fun and a great deal of pitch-black humor. In one of its more memorable moments, a milkman is sucked into the rear compartment of his truck as red blood mingles with the white milk from smashed bottles leaking out the back of the truck and streaming down the street. Just after Frank agrees to join the hunt for his baby, the film cuts to the back of an ice cream truck with the words “STOP CHILDREN” emblazoned on it. It’s a movie filled with great kills, a mutant baby—created by make-up effects master Rick Baker early in his career, and plenty of action—and all in a PG rated movie! I’m telling you, the ’70s were wild. It just also happens to have some thoughtful ideas behind it as well.

Which was Larry Cohen’s specialty. Cohen made all kinds of movies, but his most enduring have been his horror films and all of them tackle the social issues and fears of the time they were made. God Told Me To (1976), Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), and The Stuff (1985) are all great examples of his socially aware, low-budget, exploitation filmmaking with a brain and It’s Alive certainly fits right in with that group. Cohen would go on to write and direct two sequels, It Lives Again (aka It’s Alive 2) in 1978 and It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive in 1987 and is credited as a co-writer on the 2008 remake. All these films explore the ideas of parental responsibility in light of the various concerns of the times they were made including abortion rights and AIDS.

Fifty years after It’s Alive was initially released, it has only become more relevant in the ensuing years. Fears surrounding parenthood have been with us since the beginning of time but as the years pass the reasons for these fears only seem to become more and more profound. In today’s world the conversation of the fathers in the waiting room could be expanded to hormones and genetic modifications in food, terrorism, climate change, school and other mass shootings, and other threats that were unknown or at least less of a concern fifty years ago. Perhaps the fearmongering conspiracy theories about chemtrails and vaccines would be mentioned as well, though in a more satirical fashion, as fears some expectant parents encounter while endlessly doomscrolling Facebook or Twitter. Speaking for myself, despite the struggles, the fears, and the sadness that sometimes comes with having children, it’s been worth it. The joys ultimately outweigh all of that, but I understand the terror too. Becoming a parent is no easy choice, nor should it be. But as I look back, I can say that I’m glad we made the choice we did.

I wonder if Frank and Lenore can say the same thing.

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