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Six Memorable Icy Slasher Kills That Prove Winter Slays

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As temperatures drop and the scenery changes around the northern hemisphere, it’s only natural for folks to take a moment to contemplate the chilly beauty and cozy comforts brought on by Old Man Winter. A slasher villain, on the other hand, might look at this winter wonderland and see icy deathtraps perfect for murdering wayward youths and chilling moviegoers to the bone.

In order to better prepare horror fans for winter scares, we’ve come up with a list highlighting six icy slasher kills that still haunt our seasonal nightmares! After all, nothing makes you appreciate the warm comforts of home more than knowing that Jason Voorhees is freezing his butt off outside!

For the purposes of this list, we’ll be considering any frigid death scenes involving snow, ice, and associated technology, regardless of whether or not the rest of the movie takes place during winter. That being said, don’t forget to share your favorite icy deaths with us in the comments below if you think we missed a particularly chilling one.

With that out of the way, onto the list!


6. Snowmobile Sanding – Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2009)

The Wrong Turn series may not be the most consistent slasher franchise out there, but even the less beloved sequels can provide viewers with a nasty collection of gory kills. When it comes to frosty slaying, the winter-set Bloody Beginnings contains some of the most unique deaths in the series.

While it’s unfortunate that the majority of the prequel’s runtime is spent inside of a dilapidated sanitarium instead of the snowy outdoors, one of the best kills in the movie occurs when Bridget (Kaitlyn Wong) is attacked by the maniacal One-Eye. The cannibalistic mutant ends up using high-velocity snowmobile tracks to rend the poor girl into a powdery mist like a snow-machine from hell. It might not have been the cold itself that killed her, but the locals are definitely having a Red Christmas after this incident, and that’s why it makes it onto the list.


5. Icy Impalement – Black Christmas (2006)

The first (but definitely not the last) instance of icicles being used as a murder weapon on this list, this scene from 2006’s Black Christmas remake stands out because Ms. Mac’s (Andrea Martin) tragic death has more to do with rotten luck than any master plan orchestrated by this film’s jaundiced version of Billy.

However, the fact that this Sorority Sister’s demise was a mere accident doesn’t make her death any less brutal, as the icicle that does her in pierces straight through her skull like a massive spear in one of the film’s gnarliest and most mean-spirited moments.

Since Ms. Mac only stumbled towards her grisly fate after becoming startled by Heather’s murder, I guess you can technically still blame this death on Billy!


4. Snow-Blown – Shredder (2003)

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Before nostalgia finally set in, it used to be said that the 2000s were a difficult time for slasher fans. Of course, this was only true if you didn’t watch movies outside of mainstream releases, as video stores were chock-full of indie horror flicks featuring all sorts of creative killers and over-the-top death sequences.

While Greg Huson’s Shredder isn’t remembered as one of the best slashers from this time period, this rare example of ski-themed horror boasts plenty of fun, snowy kills. Appropriately enough, the most memorable of these happens to be the villain’s climactic demise as our hero shoots the unmasked ski-killer into an industrial snow-blower – with the result being a chilly red mist that could easily be repackaged into cherry-flavored snow-cones.

It’s just too bad that the film’s title unintentionally suggests that it’s secretly a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles spinoff.


3. Icicle Headshot – Jack Frost (1997)

While I’ve always found the gruesome cover art of 1997’s Jack Frost to be scarier than the movie itself, this cheesy little Slasher is still much more entertaining than most folks give it credit for. After all, a killer snowman makes for a unique horror villain, and there are a myriad of creative ways that a creature made out of ice particles could go about murdering unsuspecting victims.

Case in point, Tommy’s death by icicle after being baited into opening the door for the titular Jack Frost. Wielding his newfound ice powers like an ultraviolent Frozone, our serial-killing villain proceeds to impale Tommy with a duo of icy weapons spawned from his chunky hands – making this death gruesome and humorous in equal measure.

That being said, it’s still not quite as ridiculous as the killer baby snowballs from the film’s sequel.


2. Cryotherapy Gone Wrong – Freaky (2020)

It’s always fun to see a bully get their comeuppance, but some karmic fates are worse than others. In the case of director Christopher Landon’s body-swap horror-comedy Freaky, I actually felt kind of bad for Melissa Collazo’s Ryler, as this bully genuinely tries to connect with her habitual victim after discovering that she was attacked by a serial killer.

Unfortunately for Ryler, the Blissfield Butcher would later take advantage of his newfound teenage body to lock Ryler inside a ridiculously overpowered cryotherapy chamber. Not only does the poor girl freeze to death before being able to call for help, but her body is accidentally shattered into icy pieces by our unwitting protagonist when she shows up to investigate.


1. Liquid Nitrogen Bath – Jason X (2001)

I’ve been a defender of Jason X and its cheesy charms for decades now, as most criticism of this deeply absurd film has to do with its very intentional (not to mention highly entertaining) choice to not take itself seriously.

A great example of this is one of the movie’s most memorable kills, where a pre-upgrade Jason proceeds to drown the unfortunate intern Adrienne in liquid nitrogen before smashing her frozen head on the table and making one hell of a frosty mess in the process. It’s just a shame that none of the victims here thought to use nitrogen against Jason himself, as the cold might have been able to counter his healing factor.

Born Brazilian, raised Canadian, Luiz is a writer and filmmaker that spends most of his time thinking about movies.

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What Mike Flanagan’s ‘Carrie’ Teaser Reveals About His Bold New Adaptation

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Five decades ago, Stephen King published the story of a bullied girl with telekinetic powers and forever changed the world of horror.

Carrie follows a high school misfit who seeks revenge for a hideous prank by psychically destroying her senior prom. The name Carrie White has become synonymous with the concept of a formal dance thanks to a flawless adaptation from Brian De Palma. Now fifty years after the film’s release, Mike Flanagan is putting his own stamp on the troubling story.

Rather than a feature film, the writer/director will expand King’s relatively slim debut novel into an eight-episode miniseries for Amazon Prime set to premiere on October 7.

Flanagan is no stranger to the world of Stephen King. A long-time Constant Reader, he first made waves with his daring adaptation of Gerald’s Game (2017), a novel many fans considered un-filmable. His underrated Doctor Sleep merges the disparate plot of Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining with King’s original source material, and his 2024 genre-bending tearjerker The Life of Chuck faithfully executes one of the author’s most metaphysical novellas.

He’s currently mired in pre-production for an expansive adaptation of The Dark Tower series, keystone to King’s connected universe, and Warner Bros. recently announced that Flanagan will helm a new version of The Mist, King’s 1980 novella which sees a small Maine town overrun by otherworldly monsters. 

Considering the vast array of the author’s previously unadapted material, an obvious question arises. Why reimagine Carrie in 2026? Noting the timeless nature of the content, Flanagan expressed his desire to bring the story of a bullied girl into modern times, mirroring his approach to Shirley Jackson’s The Haunting of Hill House and Edgar Allan Poe’s The Fall of the House of Usher. He explained, “The only way to approach it was to build something new out of the ingredients of Carrie. Otherwise, there’s really no purpose in trying to retread ground that’s been so beautifully walked before.”

His miniseries will maintain the novel’s bloody bookends while delivering “big surprises” along the way. 

A New Prom Night Nightmare

The roughly 60-second teaser introduces Summer H. Howell as Carrie White just before the moment of catastrophe. Standing in a prom dress, she smiles at her applauding classmates with an ominous crown perched upon her head. Moments later, Carrie unleashes a rage-filled scream into the night air while promgoers rush for the exit doors. But careful examination of this scene shows Carrie wearing a different, albeit dirty dress as she seems to telekinetically punish her peers

In an exclusive first look with Entertainment Weekly, Flanagan explains that in his version of the story, “the events of that prom are going to be completely different.” An open trunk emitting a crimson glow does hint at the pig’s blood dumped on Carrie’s head, but it’s likely Flanagan’s formal dance will be a different kind of horror altogether. Despite these changes, the series may end with the widespread destruction outlined in the source material. Unlike any previous adaptations, King’s novel ends with the near-total destruction of Chamberlain, Maine. A flaming street in Flanagan’s trailer promises similar carnage no matter what prank sparks Carrie’s deadly revenge. 

The Monstrous Addition of Social Media

On the opposite end of this fiery conclusion is an extreme act of bullying that brings together the story’s main cast. King’s novel begins as Carrie gets her first period while showering in the girls’ locker room. Completely unaware of the concept of menstruation, the sheltered girl thinks she’s bleeding to death. Her classmates respond with vitriolic rage. Led by ultra-mean girl Chris Hargensen (Alison Thornton), they mock the terrified teen while pelting her with tampons. Glimpses of this disturbing event reveal that Flanagan has excised the scene’s nudity while adding a seismic update. As Carrie sobs in the shower stall, Chris and her friends film the breakdown with their phones.

Other scenes note the presence of social media, bringing King’s fifty-year-old story into the digital age. 

Flanagan’s adaptation promises to explore the destructive power of social media, an often invisible entity with a potential for harm rivaling Carrie’s own powers. While King’s tormented heroine suffers in front of a small group of girls, Flanagan’s version of the incident will likely become a viral video, potentially circling the globe on social media. Similar to Katt Shea’s criminally underrated The Rage: Carrie 2, which includes elements of revenge porn exploitation, Flanagan’s modern retelling will distinguish itself by exploring the nebulous cruelty of online bullying, a force ten times more powerful than the irl pranks King first envisioned. 

A Completely Reimagined White Family

In addition to modernizing these canon events, Flanagan hints at updates to Carrie’s oppressive upbringing at the hands of her mother, Margaret White (Samantha Sloyan). Dead before the novel begins, we never meet Carrie’s domineering father Ralph, known to carry a bible alongside his gun. Flanagan’s White household will be an altogether different beast. In his version of the story, Carrie and her mother have been hidden away in the unassuming home, forced out of hiding by Ralph’s unexpected death. Perhaps we will finally meet this elusive man whose shadow hangs over his wife and child. Considering the White family’s fundamentalist lifestyle, this reimagining hints at tradwife culture and a home ruled by staunch patriarchal control.

Whereas King’s Carrie has been tormented by her classmates since Kindergarten, Flanagan’s Carrie will be a wide-eyed newcomer to public school, eager to make friends and engage with her peers. We glimpse Carrie cozying up to Chris and the equally popular Sue Snell (Siena Agudong) as she navigates a new social scene. Of course, we know this kindness is part of an elaborate plot designed to lull Carrie into a false sense of camaraderie, setting up an atrocious act of public humiliation. These brief moments of feigned compassion put Sue’s own complicity into question. Will Flanagan’s version of the character find the courage to defend Carrie from vicious bullies or will she succumb to peer pressure and join in the mob mentality? 

Perhaps the biggest deviation from King’s original text is the relationship between Carrie and her mother. King’s Margaret White is a horrifically abusive religious zealot whose worldview has been hardened by internalized misogyny. She shames Carrie for menstruating, locks her in a closet to “pray,” and regrets not killing her child in infancy. She’s also responsible for Carrie’s social ostracization. Known to berate her neighbors for their “sins,” Margaret forces her daughter to live by an extreme code of conduct and disallows any potential friends lest they corrupt the girl with their worldly ways.

Flanagan’s version of the character is perhaps just as much a victim as Carrie herself. Also trapped inside her home, his Margaret is overly vigilant, her own trauma manifesting as strict control. Describing a more sympathetic depiction of the iconic villain, Flanagan explains, “Our Margaret White is a woman who fiercely loves her daughter and wants to protect her from this world … [She] doesn’t know how to do that and thinks the way to protect her is to close her off; not punitively, but to create this private utopia.”

Despite this potential softening, Sloyan’s Margaret may still have a sharp edge. Though she has appeared in many Flanagan projects, from Hush (2016) to The Fall of the House of Usher (2023), she is best known for her role as the abhorrent Bev Keane in the poignant saga Midnight Mass (2021). Perhaps inspired by King’s Margaret White, Bev is pious and sadistic, willing to punish anyone who does not adhere to her warped approximation of Catholicism.

Flanagan specifically wrote Margaret with Sloyan in mind, likely remembering the actress’s eerie ability to create deceptive empathy and shift our allegiances on a dime.   

Expanding Stephen King’s Telekinetic Universe

While most of King’s story deals with an unthinkable prom night in Chamberlain, Maine, large sections of the semi-epistolary novel see experts debating the nature of telekinesis. Do Carrie’s frightening abilities represent a new phase in human evolution or is the prom night carnage merely a fluke? King settles the debate with a shocking denouement in which a young mother recounts her infant daughter’s ability to dangle her crib toys in midair. We’re left to wonder if she will become another tormented girl who surprises the world with metaphysical strength. 

Flanagan plans to build out this brief scene while amplifying themes of female empowerment. After introducing our main cast of characters, episode two will open with an unrelated story in which we meet another girl with the TK gene. Each subsequent chapter will expand this world, building out a roster of telekinetic young women. Considering King’s fondness for stories about powerful kids, often described as possessing “the shining,” Constant Readers will no doubt have their eyes peeled for various Easter Eggs nodding to the author’s vast catalogue. 

Giving Carrie Her Own Voice

Perhaps the most striking distinction in Flanagan’s new trailer is the extent to which we hear Carrie’s voice. The sneak peek is fully narrated by the titular prom queen as she demands accountability. “I want to know why,” she explains while detailing Chris’ elaborate plan. Aside from the aforementioned coda, King’s book essentially ends with the aftermath of the prom night tragedy, leaving little time for Carrie to reflect. His shifting narrative does bring the reader into her fragile mind, though not before she’s been cowed by relentless cruelty. We watch Carrie sink into bloodthirsty revenge, but never hear a considered desire for justice or repair. 

Flanagan’s original monologue allows Carrie to voice her pain and mourn the life she could have had. We’re also treated to a mug shot-style photo of Chris with a bruised and bandaged face, implying that the mean girl will have to answer for her senseless sadism.

Flanagan is known for filling his series adaptations with heartwrenching speeches that cut to the heart of his thematic intentions, and this teaser seems to follow suit. After years of fans, critics, and scholars analyzing Carrie’s pain, perhaps his modern retelling will offer the titular anti-hero a chance to finally speak for herself

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