Jason Voorhees and his iconic mask are about as inseparable as Kevin Smith and his hockey jersey, or me and my Hulk glove. That wasn’t always the case. To the one person reading this who isn’t aware — did you get lost whilst Yahooing? — before Jason donned a used hockey mask and transformed goalies everywhere into potential murder suspects, he wore a sack on his face like a big, dumb idiot. And he didn’t do it to obscure his identity from the teenaged crime-doers, pot smokers and sex havers he regularly hunted, no, he did it so they wouldn’t see him for the living Tinder left swipe that he most certainly is.
We’ll get to see this somewhat less intimidating side to him in Friday the 13th: The Game, which features his Casual Friday attire I like to think he still uses when it’s laundry day.
In related news, Kane Hodder has announced he’s making a career change. Grab the tissues, folks.
Finally, I can scratch ‘Watch Kane Hodder shake a grown man like a nanny with a baby’ off my bucket list. I’m also super glad I finished that video before posting this. I definitely would’ve regretted the ‘Kane Sugar’ joke I had lined up after its first half.
