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Looking Back on Bette Davis’ Feud with Master of Horror Larry Cohen

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Thanks to Ryan Murphy (American Horror Story, Scream Queens) and his recent, undoubtedly soon to be award-winning series, Feud: Bette and Joan, there’s been renewed interest in the life of the late, great, Bette Davis. She was a genuine Hollywood legend, an extinct breed to be sure. Davis managed to rack up 10 Academy Award nominations for Best Actress, winning twice. While undeniably talented, her ability to bring life to some of the most hard-edged roles went hand in hand with her obsessive perfectionism. This tendency to “have it her way” led to numerous off-screen battles with directors and studio execs. Most notoriously, she took Warner Brothers head honcho, Jack Warner, to court in an attempt to break free from her contract. She lost that battle, but her fighting spirit never died.

Flash forward to the late 80’s, after struggles with breast cancer and several strokes left her with paralysis on her left side, Bette was still eager to work in film. It was her presenting an award at the Golden Globes that caught the eye of master of horror, writer/director, Larry Cohen (Q: The Winged Serpent, It’s Alive, Maniac Cop). He began concocting an idea that would star the ailing screen legend, and after a week of hammering out the script he was already in the process of trying to woo her into the role, the role of Wicked Stepmother. Bette was to play a witch, Miranda, who has taken over the life of an aging widower and would ultimately prove a major foil to his high-strung adult daughter, Jenny. That was the original concept anyway.

For those who have seen the finished film, you know that Davis only appears in about the first third. It’s a drastic shift in the plot that has Davis morph into a black cat (I think) while her gorgeous daughter, Priscilla (Barbara Carrera), takes over the duties of running the household and ruining Jenny’s life. There’s some mumbo-jumbo about Miranda and Priscilla having to share the same body. Apparently, Priscilla has kept Miranda trapped in the cat’s body the entire time, and…it’s a jumbled mess of plot convolutions that don’t dare begin to save this train wreck. But, you’ve got to give credit to Cohen for trying, I guess. What did happen? Why did Davis leave the project after only a week of the 5-week shooting schedule? Well, it depends on who you ask.

In an interview with the LA Times dated January 3rd, 1989, Bette Davis came out swinging against her former director, Larry Cohen. While the official word at the time was Davis left the production due to emergency dental surgery, Davis protested this version of the story,”People will be horrified at the footage of me…I think that for the good of my future career I honestly had no choice.” Davis was 80 at the time and blamed Larry Cohen for a disastrous production that saw her slip and fall on set, experience blowback from a faulty cigarette gag, and ultimately, she felt he made her look horrid on screen.

Davis continued to thrash Cohen by claiming he had no concern for his actors. “He never rehearses actors…He just rehearses the camera. So we work for the camera. I was very uncomfortable in all the scenes…” Bette stated the final straw was after she demanded to see the dailies, she was shocked at her appearance and the inclusion of scenes that were not a part of the original script that she had signed off on. “Much of that week’s work had, well, to me, many vulgar moments.” Cohen’s account of Bette’s departure is slightly different.

From the same LA Times’ article as well as a lengthy blog post written by Cohen himself in 2012, “I Killed Bette Davis”,  Cohen paints a vastly different picture. In his own words, it seems Cohen was eager to work with the aging starlet, to provide her work during a time when her main gig seemed to be appearing on daytime talk shows. Cohen details his efforts to woo Davis onto the picture by providing her a quarter million payday and cast approval. He states that when Davis fell on set she refused to be assisted by anyone in getting back up. Her pride was so much that Cohen attempted to hide as not to further embarrass her by knowing he had witnessed the incident.

The exploding cigarette? It was due to an inexperienced special effects artist who failed having the smoke “magically” ignite itself on two separate takes. Larry wrote he wanted to move on, to “fix it in post”, but the great perfectionist, Davis, insisted they give it another try. That’s when the prop blew up in her hand, yet she never mentioned the accident on set again for the remainder of her time there. In fact, Cohen made it sound as if he and Davis got along swimmingly, sharing inside jokes together, rehearsing for days on end at his home where he stated, “I have plenty of cigarette burns all over my house to prove it.”

So, if it wasn’t the always reliable “creative differences” that drove Davis away from Wicked Stepmother, what was the true reason of her departure? Cohen wrote:

“…Bette was suffering. It wasn’t just the fall; she seemed genuinely uncomfortable, and her line readings were odd. She would take pauses in the midst of sentences that were uncalled for. She began begging me to see the dailies, and I resisted until one afternoon she beckoned me into an empty room in the house and burst into tears. I couldn’t believe Bette Davis was crying. Maybe this was just another tactic, but I couldn’t resist…

…After seeing herself in the dailies that Saturday, she’d rushed to the one dentist she trusted. He informed her that several more teeth needed to be extracted and it would take weeks to create a new set of dentures. In her condition, she could never have faced the camera. But she couldn’t admit that publicly. To have left the movie for medical reasons might’ve made her uninsurable. Without insurance, she’d never work again.”

Was it fear of her “future career” that drove Davis to drag Larry Cohen’s name through the mud? Was it the fact that her doctor wrote a letter to the production of Wicked Stepmother that claimed after Davis’s dental surgery she’d lost an alarming 15 pounds and was not fit to work in her present condition? Or was Davis merely pulling a page from her rival, Joan Crawford’s playbook, and feigning illness to get out of an uncomfortable situation? We may never know the full truth, but Larry Cohen feels he was vindicated.

Bette Davis ultimately was called on to appear in court and testify under oath so that the insurance company could “accurately assign blame for the shutdown and delay of the film.” Cohen was happy with the outcome of the deposition as he writes, “And to her credit, she finally owned up to the truth and completely absolved me of any responsibility for her premature departure.” While that certainly sounds well and good, considering the insurance company had to cough up a million dollars in Davis’s absence, she certainly wasn’t going to get on the stand and say, “I just didn’t like working with Cohen.” Safe to say, the jury is still out on this minor feud at the tail end of Bette Davis’s career. The star passed away only eight months after the film’s release in 1989, making Wicked Stepmother her final screen credit.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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