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Plants Vs. Zombies Review

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This week Popcap games, makers of casual games like Bejeweled and Peggle, released their new PC/Mac game, Plants Vs. Zombies. I’ve been eagerly waiting for this title ever since I’ve seen their marketing campaign with there infectious music video. Is the game worth it or was it just really good marketing? Hit the break for my review.
PVZ PVZ takes the recently developed Tower Defense genre and adds some great humor and wit to it. The story drops you right into the midst of the action. You’re backyard starts getting invaded by zombies and your only line of defense is your botanical friends. It uses the traditional methods by putting prices on resources(solar engergy) for every different plant(one attacks, one defends, one makes more resources, etc…) which limits your choices and makes you think out your moves. While all this works very effectively, the game really shines with it’s artwork and writing.

The character design in the plants and zombies are very unique and funny such as a peashooter plant and a buckethead zombie. The loosely tied story breaks up the levels with intermissions with your crazy next door neighbor that gives you info and sells you upgrades.

Currently you can get Zombies Vs. Plants on Steam for ten dollars, which is 50 percent off the original price. This game is a steal for full price and it is a must have for ten dollars. There is also a demo you can download that lets you play for up to 30 minutes. With over 50 levels, plus 4 different game modes, and it looks like 30 mini-games; PVZ makes other ‘casual’ games look like rip-offs.

By: Kiel Cross

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‘Lockbox’ Review: An Underdeveloped Supernatural Mystery with Little Inside

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Let’s start with the good news. Lockbox looks far better than its misleading marketing materials suggest, a supernatural horror movie so darkly lit and color graded that you’ll have to squint your way through jump scares. It’s also anchored by reliable genre performers. That’s also about where the good news ends with this rote adaptation of Knifepoint Horror Podcast story “Winthrop.”

The empathetic Carla Gugino gives her all as Ellen, a saint of a woman with boundless patience who takes on life’s hard luck with a kind smile. After giving up her career as a fashion designer to become caretaker for a dying mother, she’s then forced to reinvent herself once more when her caretaker role ends. That catches us up to the events of Lockbox, where Ellen is asked to take in a cousin she hasn’t seen in quite some time who’s dealing with severe PTSD.

Just as Ellen finally establishes a real connection with Winthrop (Lou Taylor Pucci), it’s interrupted by the arrival of peculiar neighbor Vahna (Katharine Isabelle), who spells clear trouble. When Vahna shows up dead, it sets in motion a supernatural battle of possession.

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Director Daniel Stamm (The Last Exorcism, Prey for the Devil) and screenwriter Justin Yoffe approach Lockbox in the broadest of brushstrokes, dooming it from the start with clunky storytelling and woefully underdeveloped themes of heady topics like PTSD. Winthrop is a character that comes loaded with emotional baggage and trauma that’s piled on throughout his tragic life, but much like its title, his interiority and history are treated like a tightly guarded secret meant to prolong the supernatural mystery.

The problem here, though, is that Lockbox is too sparse to sustain mystery at all, and it instead robs Winthrop of characterization. It winds up trapping the talented Pucci without anywhere to go, toggling between wounded animal and mentally disoriented. 

From there, Lockbox bounds through plot developments without any sense of stakes or purpose, peppered by a smattering of haphazard paint-by-numbers jump scares. The only unwavering constant is Ellen’s resolute faith, and Stamm seems to leave it entirely to Gugino to guide confused audiences through this inconsequential story right up until its supernatural climax.

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To give more credit, Lockbox at least injects an unconventional exorcism here; just don’t expect much in the way of explanation. When the film finally reveals the meaning behind its title, it dangles a fascinating carrot it has zero interest in delivering. More than a severe lack of fleshing out its characters beyond plot drivers or devices, this faith-based flick also seems terrified to offer any worldbuilding whatsoever. 

Yoffe’s script stretches the short story beyond its means instead of fleshing it out, and Stamm fills out the gaps with cheap CGI scares and overwrought performances; Isabelle’s Vahna is beyond cartoonish in her villainy. It’s also pretty nonsensical, treating only Ellen’s faith with the utmost sincerity and largely squandering its typically reliable talent. So much so that the final imagery, pure sunkissed saccharine sentimentality, leaves you with the feeling that this horror movie might be better suited as an entry in Chicken Soup for the Soul

Lockbox releases in select theaters on July 3, 2026.

2 skulls out of 5

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