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Let’s Take A Gander At Dead Island’s Cheevos

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Fancy yourself a cheevo (that’s hipster lingo for achievement) or two every now and then? Have you been known to go out of your way to nab a couple every once in a while? Do you have a victory dance that you break into every time you unlock all of a game’s cheevos? If you answered yes to one or all of these questions then the following news might make your nether regions come to life a little bit, because Dead Island’s cheevo list has just been… unlocked. Yeah, that just happened.

The game looks to have a nice selection of cheevos that you’ll get over time and some you’ll have to work for, like setting ten zombies on fire at once or killing five zombies with a single blow. I’m especially interested in the Steam Punk cheevo where you have to “create weapons to rival the gods of fire and thunder,” could the latter be referring to the electric machete we’ve seen before in screenshots? Head past the break for the full list! Rootin’ Tootin’ Lootin’ – Loot 5 Exceptional Weapons. 30G
Tis but a flesh wound! -Sever 100 limbs. 10G
There and back again – Explore the entire island. 30G
Catch! – Kill the infected with a grenade blast. 10G
Road Trip – Drive a total distance of 10 kilometers. 10G
Cardio – Travel a distance of 20 kilometers on foot. 10G
Swing them sticks – Kill 150 enemies using Analog Flighting controls. 25G
Gesundheit! – Heal yourself with a medkit 100 times. 10G
Light my fare – Set 10 zombies on fire simultaneously. 20G
10 heads are better than 1 – Kill 10 zombies in a row with headhsots. 15G
A taste of everything – Kill a zombie with 10 different melee weapons. 25G
One is all I need – Kill 5 infected in a row with a single blow. 20G
Can’t touch this – Use a gammer to kill a series of 15 zombies without taking damage. 20G
Humanitarian – Kill 50 human enemies. 15G
Tae Kwon Leap – Kill 25 zombies with your bare fists. 25G
I want one of those – Customize 25 weapons. 30G
Karma-geddon – Kill 50 zombies using a vehicle. 15G
To put it bluntly – Kill 250 zombies using blunt melee weapons. 25G
Hack & Slash – Kill 250 zombies using edged melee weapons. 25G
Guns don’t kill but they help – Kill 250 zombies using firearms. 25G
Need a hand? – Join another player’s game. 10G
Warranty Void if Used – Create a customized weapon. 10G
Gotta find’em all – Find 60 collectibles. 20G
Nearly there – Find 120 collectibles. 25G
Steam Punk – Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder. 30G
Originality – Play in a co-op team of 4 different playable characters. 10G
Together in the light – Complete 5 quest in a single co-op game with the same partners. 10G
Going steady – Complete 25 quest while playing with at least one co-op partner. 25G
Rageman – Kill 100 enemies with fury attacks. 25G
People Person – Play with 10 different co-op partners for at least 15 minutes each. 10G
Ménage à trois – Complete 5 quest with 3 co-op partners. 25G
Right 4 Life – Complete act I with 4 different characters. 30G
A very special day – Kill 250 zombies with modified weapons. 30G
School of hard knocks – Reach level 50. 30G
Knock, Knock – Breach a locked door with the first blow. 15G
Busy, busy, busy – Finish 75 quest cumulatively. 60G
Learning the ropes – Reach level 10. 10G
Dedicated student – Reach level 25. 25G

Gamer, writer, terrible dancer, longtime toast enthusiast. Legend has it Adam was born with a controller in one hand and the Kraken's left eye in the other. Legends are often wrong.

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‘Lockbox’ Review: An Underdeveloped Supernatural Mystery with Little Inside

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Let’s start with the good news. Lockbox looks far better than its misleading marketing materials suggest, a supernatural horror movie so darkly lit and color graded that you’ll have to squint your way through jump scares. It’s also anchored by reliable genre performers. That’s also about where the good news ends with this rote adaptation of Knifepoint Horror Podcast story “Winthrop.”

The empathetic Carla Gugino gives her all as Ellen, a saint of a woman with boundless patience who takes on life’s hard luck with a kind smile. After giving up her career as a fashion designer to become caretaker for a dying mother, she’s then forced to reinvent herself once more when her caretaker role ends. That catches us up to the events of Lockbox, where Ellen is asked to take in a cousin she hasn’t seen in quite some time who’s dealing with severe PTSD.

Just as Ellen finally establishes a real connection with Winthrop (Lou Taylor Pucci), it’s interrupted by the arrival of peculiar neighbor Vahna (Katharine Isabelle), who spells clear trouble. When Vahna shows up dead, it sets in motion a supernatural battle of possession.

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Director Daniel Stamm (The Last Exorcism, Prey for the Devil) and screenwriter Justin Yoffe approach Lockbox in the broadest of brushstrokes, dooming it from the start with clunky storytelling and woefully underdeveloped themes of heady topics like PTSD. Winthrop is a character that comes loaded with emotional baggage and trauma that’s piled on throughout his tragic life, but much like its title, his interiority and history are treated like a tightly guarded secret meant to prolong the supernatural mystery.

The problem here, though, is that Lockbox is too sparse to sustain mystery at all, and it instead robs Winthrop of characterization. It winds up trapping the talented Pucci without anywhere to go, toggling between wounded animal and mentally disoriented. 

From there, Lockbox bounds through plot developments without any sense of stakes or purpose, peppered by a smattering of haphazard paint-by-numbers jump scares. The only unwavering constant is Ellen’s resolute faith, and Stamm seems to leave it entirely to Gugino to guide confused audiences through this inconsequential story right up until its supernatural climax.

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To give more credit, Lockbox at least injects an unconventional exorcism here; just don’t expect much in the way of explanation. When the film finally reveals the meaning behind its title, it dangles a fascinating carrot it has zero interest in delivering. More than a severe lack of fleshing out its characters beyond plot drivers or devices, this faith-based flick also seems terrified to offer any worldbuilding whatsoever. 

Yoffe’s script stretches the short story beyond its means instead of fleshing it out, and Stamm fills out the gaps with cheap CGI scares and overwrought performances; Isabelle’s Vahna is beyond cartoonish in her villainy. It’s also pretty nonsensical, treating only Ellen’s faith with the utmost sincerity and largely squandering its typically reliable talent. So much so that the final imagery, pure sunkissed saccharine sentimentality, leaves you with the feeling that this horror movie might be better suited as an entry in Chicken Soup for the Soul

Lockbox releases in select theaters on July 3, 2026.

2 skulls out of 5

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