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DVD Review: Two Opposing Views on ‘Bikini Beach’
Today we posted two reviews for the indie DVD feature Monster From Bikini Beach, one positive, and one negative. Inside you’ll find Tex’s negative thoughts on the film, while if you click here you can chew on David’s positive thoughts. I guess this one isn’t for everyone….
Few things in cinema get me more excited than the prospects of a Monster Movie/Surf Movie mash up. I crashed a market screening of Charles Busch’s PSYCHO BEACH PARTY when it played at the Cannes Film Festival 8-years ago and in 2006 I spent much of the year raving to anyone who would listen about the merits of a film called FRANKENSTEIN VS. THE CREATURE FROM BLOOD COVE. Unfortunately, last year I bemoaned the semi-failure of The Palonia Brothers ode SPLATTER BEACH and that made me even more homesick for a new beach blanket bloodbath. So, when the opportunity presented itself to check out a film called MONSTER FROM BIKINI BEACH it didn’t take “two shakes of a puppy dogs tail” for me to pound back and e-mail screaming “bring it on daddy-o”! Something about best-laid plans comes next.
The plot is all right there in the title. We’re not going for subtle here. It’s monsters, bikinis and a beach. Of course for arguments sake we also visit a club, a pool, a nerd’s bedroom–replete with X-FILES posters, the monsters lair and a taco stand. The cast includes the voice-over-detective (Sammy Payday), his door-knob-genius-girlfriend (Boom-Boom), a dorky reporter (Archie “don’t call me Scoop”) and a no-nonsense beat reporter whose name is the tongue-tying Raquel Vanvanderzander. All that is left after that is a succession of nudie cuties to be chomped to bits by a…
….Ok, look…the MONSTER FROM BIKINI BEACH is some kind of Primordial Paper Mache-looking Walking Catfish crossed with a Shrimp. And attack scenes that play out like homage to the Lobstora rape sequence from John Waters’ MULTIPLE MANIACS…at this point I was just about ready for anything.
Ultimately, where SPLATTER BEACH succeeded (and only where) MONSTER FROM BIKINI BEACH fails is in the extended running time. The Palonia’s film is a very brief 60-minute feature but this 90-minute epic way overstays its welcome–padding itself out with an endless series of surf guitar montages and go-go dances. Still, those long swaths of nothingness are broken up with exquisite moments of showering, partying, pot smoking, ukulele playing, switchblade wielding starlets who are more than happy to have their tops torn from their bodies before spilling their guts out all over the screen. Oh it’s campy death sequences galore! Often it appears that the actors are actually holding the fake intestines in just before throwing their arms up in the air and letting their stomachs explode on camera. It’s just utter stupidity on screen. But if you were looking for a serious movie called MONSTER FROM BIKINI BEACH you’d best put down the remote and call a shrink!
Too long for it’s own good, this film from Darin Wood and Christy Savage is never as bad as it could be–in the bad way. But, it’s also never as good as it could be–in the bad way. Still, if you’re looking for some Ventures type rock n’ roll, a monster that a grade school art class could make with the Sunday Times, a fair amount of blood, a bevy of beach beauties that were willing to doff their bikinis for no pay then look no further. This is exactly the type of movie you’re gonna love. But, if you’re not already predisposed to appreciating this level of trash then sadly you’re gonna be left in the dumps, daddy-o!
4/10 or 2 Skulls
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‘Matinee’ Blu-ray Review: Kino Cult Revives an Overlooked Canadian Slasher Gem
There’s something really insidious, in a great way, about setting a horror story in a movie theater. It’s something filmmakers have known for decades, going back to The Blob and beyond, but it never fails to strike a chord because, in a way, it hits us exactly where we feel safest. Seeing a horror movie on the big screen, surrounded by like-minded moviegoers, is a communal experience, one in which everyone screams and laughs together. We are together, and therefore we are much less vulnerable, so when someone punctures that bubble of safety, it’s all the more frightening.
Matinee (also released as Midnight Matinee in some territories) is a movie that understands this from the jump, setting up a stunning opening kill that predates a similar sequence in Scream 2 by almost a full decade. A smart, layered, very stylish Canadian slasher released at the tail end of the 1980s, it’s one of those films that’s spent a lot of time in the dark even among the horror faithful (I’m willing to admit that I hadn’t seen it until recently). Now, a new Kino Cult Blu-ray release is out to change that, and it reveals a slasher essential that, while not perfect, has charm and style to spare.
Two years ago, the Paramount Theater in the small town of Halston closed its doors when, during the theater’s annual horror festival, a young moviegoer was murdered in his seat, mid-movie. Leads in the murder quickly dried up, and the case is cold enough now that the town barely talks about it anymore. Fortunately for local horror fans, that means the Paramount can open again in time for its Halloween horror festival, and they’ve got a hotshot producer (William B. Davis) in town for just such an occasion.

As the festival draws closer, the film introduces us to a variety of characters, including rebellious teenager Sherri (Beatrice Boepple), her boyfriend Lawrence (Jeff Schultz), her overbearing mother Marilyn (Gillian Barber), and the theater’s kindly owner, Earle (Don S. Davis), who’s just hoping he can run a business without more bloodshed. But someone clearly remembers what happened two years ago, and their violent streak is on a collision course with opening night.
Matinee has quite a few things going for it, but what stands out right away, and maintains a consistent grip right up through a wonderful crescendo in the third act, is the film’s visual style. Writer/Director Richard Martin, cinematographer Cyrus Block, and special effects wizard Bob Comer make great use of the film’s limited locations, giving the movie a charming small-town feel reminiscent of Halloween or The Blob while building a self-contained little world inside the theater itself that’ll remind you of films like Popcorn and Demons.
The colors are striking, the framing is clever, and the film clearly has a ball making references to all kinds of other horror cinema moments ranging from The Phantom of the Opera to Friday the 13th. The kills, while relatively sparing with gore, are delivered with style and appropriate tension, creating that sense of unease right in the middle of a place where we as movie fans should be comfortable: The movie theater. Along the way, the Paramount itself becomes a character, and this release definitely dials up its retro splendor.

The Blu-ray upgrade preserves the film’s attention to detail and ambitious cinematography, helping the colors to pop while never letting go of the texture and feel of a relatively low-budget horror film made in Canada in the 1980s. There’s a certain gauziness to many exploitation films of this era, that haloed light you get when the scene is perhaps overexposed just a little too much. It makes the film dreamlike even when it reaches for realism, and Kino Cult’s upgrade preserves that feeling. Throw in a smart script and a whodunit plot that leans heavily into the psychological details of each character, and you’ve got a winner.
There are a couple of things that stick out as slight issues here, including the lack of special features beyond an excellent commentary from film historians and Kino regulars Jason Pichonsky and Paul Corupe. The disc is quite reasonably priced, so it’s not a letdown economically speaking, but I’d love a deeper dive into the film and the Canadian slasher boom in general, particularly for a movie like this that seems to have faded from so many memories, including mine. The sound mix also has some issues, probably left over from previous releases, that might have you playing with your volume settings a little more than you’d like over the course of a 90-minute film, particularly when lines of ADR dialogue crop up.
These are minor concerns, though, and they do nothing to diminish the impact of Matinee, or the joy that’ll come from watching this film for the first time if you’re a slasher devotee in search of something new, or even someone who saw this movie way back when hoping to relive its glories. This is one of those slashers I’ll be talking about with fellow horrorphiles for a long time, and it’s because of this disc.
Matinee is now available on Blu-ray from Kino Cult.



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