Idiot officials at Lake Havana — which borders Arizona and California – are fearful that moviegoers might recognize the vacation spot in the horror film Piranha 3D and be led to believe piranha actually exist in local waters, reports the LA Times. Apparently, they think that the average moviegoer can’t tell the difference between real and CG fish — or that they’re even in a movie theater. My favorite piece of the news comes courtesy of the city’s publicist, Jeff Blumenfeld, who called the Times somewhat frantically Wednesday morning to express concern over the movie. “We’re gritting our teeth — we’re just hoping that the reaction is a good one for the city,” he said. Will somebody please send that ass-clown a helmet? Click here to read the entire article and then laugh with us below. Piranha swim into theaters Friday.
Pictured below: An apparent “real life” photo of Lake Havana.
