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[Random Cool] Hilarious “4th String Jaegers” From ‘Pacific Rim’

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This absolutely hysterical Tumblr page has been collecting a list of artist’s “4th String Jaegers”, inspired by Guillermo del-Toro’s Pacific Rim.

In the summer blockbusters, Jaegers are a special type of mobile weapon created by the Jaeger Program. The human-created Jaegers were the most effective line of defense against the multi-dimensional Kaiju monsters.

The new mega-machines were created using Warner Bros.’ Jaeger app, and include Italy’s “Spagetti Meatballs”, Unites States’ “John Madden”, “Diarrhea Touchdown”, “Padawan Dickshark”, “Oops Sorry Sorry” and even the hilariously titled “Slightly Scratched Your Corolla”.

Even funnier are the “Pun-Jaegers”, which had me tearing up laughing; “I Saw Monsters and Iran”…

Keep up with new additions here.

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Alden Ehrenreich Joins Horror Movie ‘Weapons’ from the Director of ‘Barbarian’

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Pictured: Alden Ehrenreich in 'Cocaine Bear'

The new horror movie from New Line Cinema and director Zach Cregger (Barbarian), the upcoming Weapons is assembling an impressive cast, with Josh Brolin (Dune 2) and Julia Garner (The Royal Hotel) recently signing on. Deadline reports today that Alden Ehrenreich (Cocaine Bear) is the latest actor to join the cast of Cregger’s new movie.

The upcoming Weapons is from writer/director Zach Cregger, who will also produce alongside his Barbarian producing team: Roy Lee of Vertigo and J.D. Lifshitz and Raphael Margules of BoulderLight Pictures. Vertigo’s Miri Yoon also produces.

The Hollywood Reporter teases, “Plot details for Weapons are being kept holstered but it is described as a multi and inter-related story horror epic that tonally is in the vein of Magnolia, the 1999 actor-crammed showcase from filmmaker Paul Thomas Anderson.”

Cregger was a founding member and writer for the New York comedy troupe “The Whitest Kids U’Know,” which he started while attending The School of Visual Arts. The award-winning group’s self-titled sketch comedy show ran for five seasons on IFC-TV and Fuse. He was also a series regular on Jimmy Fallon’s NBC series “Guys with Kids” and the TBS hit series “Wrecked,” and was featured in a recurring role on the NBC series “About a Boy.”

Weapons will be distributed worldwide by Warner Bros. Pictures.

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