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You Can Have Lunch With Uwe Boll For $2,500, Maybe?
Widely considered the worst genre director of the past decade, Uwe Boll is taking to Kickstarter to raise $500,000 to shoot Postal 2, you know, the sequel to the 2007 adaptation that nobody is asking for.
The rewards for helping Boll finance the sequel are absolutely gut-busting. For only $2,500 you can have lunch with a star of the film, although it’s unclear if Mr. Boll will be joining; there’s the $5,000 package, which allows you to name a character; $7,500 gets you a speaking role in the film; or why not plop down $10,000 to receive a credit as executive producer and have permanently access on the set in Vancouver/Canada? The hilarious kicker is that, for all of the aforementioned, flight, transfer and lodging are not included.
Says the page, Postal 2 will be a controversial comedy in which they take up current political issues. They will take the biggest scandals of our democracy, like the happenings about Julien Assange and Edward Snowdon, and show that there is no difference between our democracy and the prison camps in Russia or China.
Sounds FUN. Here, watch Boll, rocking a fake Oscar and wearing some cool shades, pitch you the starter.
Sony returns to their own Marvel universe with the upcoming Kraven the Hunter, which has been bumped all over the release schedule. This week, it’s been bumped once more.
There was a time when Sony was going to unleash Kraven in theaters in October 2023, but the film was then bumped to August 2024. It’ll now release on December 13, 2024.
Kraven the Hunter will be the very first Marvel movie from Sony to be released into theaters with an “R” rating, with lots of bloody violence being promised.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson stars as the title character, Marvel’s ultimate predator.
“Kraven the Hunter is the visceral story about how and why one of Marvel’s most iconic villains came to be. Set before his notorious vendetta with Spider-Man, Aaron Taylor-Johnson stars as the titular character in the R-rated film.”
Ariana DeBose will play Calypso in the upcoming Kraven the Hunter movie.
Christopher Abbott (Possessor) is playing The Foreigner, with Levi Miller (Better Watch Out) also on board. Alessandro Nivola (The Many Saints of Newark) will play another villain, but character details are under wraps. Russell Crowe and Fred Hechinger also star.
J.C. Chandor (A Most Violent Year) is directing Kraven the Hunter.
The screenplay was written by Art Marcum & Matt Holloway and Richard Wenk.
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