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[Original] If Bands Were Horror Subgenres

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Slasher – Mr. Bungle

Ex: Friday the 13th, Halloween

When I listen to Mr. Bungle, I have always pictured it as being perfect music for a traditional slasher film. Fun yet scary, violent yet thoroughly enjoyable, this group always knew how to make me jump by lulling me into a false sense of security before slamming into something horrifying.

Check out “Quote Unquote

Splatterfest – GWAR

Ex: Dead Alive, Hatchet

Pure bloody fun! Yeah, it’s gross and wild and insane but godDAMN are you gonna have a good time during it! There’s honestly not a single band that is more fitting for this genre than the scumdogs of the universe, the almighty GWAR! They don’t give a flying f*ck about anything they bring to the table because there is literally nothing sacred to them and that’s why we love ’em!

Check out “Bring Back The Bomb

Supernatural – Opeth

Ex: The Others, The Devil’s Backbone, The Shining

The supernatural horror genre needs to be able to lull the viewer into a sense of security before entering into something uneasy and then fully embracing the terror and madness. Opeth bears all these characteristics and more. Their music can be hauntingly beautiful, like some ghostlike dirge, before roaring into a terrifying malevolent madness.

Check out “The Moor

Torture Porn – Meshuggah

Ex: Saw II-7, Hostel, The Collector

Okay, so we horror fans may hate this sub genre title but it’s worked its way so far into today’s popular lexicon that it’s impossible to ignore it.

So, for torture porn we need something that’s brutal, methodical, unpredictable, and yet offers brief respites, some small glimmer of hope in all the vicious darkness. What better band for this type of genre than the almighty Meshuggah? Their music is a perfect example of what torture porn has to offer. While too abrasive for some, those who get it love it.

Check out “Bleed

Zombie – Nine Inch Nails

Ex: Night Of The Living Dead, 28 Days Later

The thing about a good zombie movie is that it actually is quite terrifying. It’s not only about how humans are fighting for their survival against hordes of undead, it’s also about what humans will do to each other in order to live just that little while longer. It’s about fear of disease and the inability to control one’s own actions. There are so many themes running through a good zombie film that it’s requires a lot of thought and introspection, which is why I landed on Nine Inch Nails. They captured that vicious, primal survival instinct while still presenting a bleak, terrifying soundscape that mimics the emptiness and horror of a world overrun by the undead.

Check out “The Perfect Drug

Alright readers, that’s my list. Think you can do better? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below!


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6 Dark Fantasy Films That Every Genre Fan Should Watch

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Dark Fantasy Films

From child-eating witches to village-burning dragons, fairy tales have always had a foot in the horror genre. That’s why it makes sense that, for every The Hobbit and The Chronicles of Narnia, there are also darker and more adult-oriented stories about magical worlds inhabited by ravenous monsters and cruel villains.

Funnily enough, these sinister tales were precisely the ones that I gravitated towards back when I was a kid, and I was reminded of this while watching Netflix’s recently released I Am Frankelda, Mexico’s first ever feature-length stop-motion animation and one hell of an entertaining parable about the intersection between fiction and reality.

In honor of this special kind of horror-adjacent fairy tale, today I’d like to share this list recommending six Dark Fantasy films that horror fans might enjoy.

For the purposes of this list, we’ll be defining Dark Fantasy as fantastical stories that don’t shy away from the more macabre elements that fuel classic fairy tales. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own grim favorites if you think we missed a particularly thrilling one.

With that out of the way, onto the list!


6. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

I’m fascinated by bizarre attempts at blockbuster filmmaking – especially when the resulting movies are somehow still fun despite their corporate-mandated origins. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is precisely one of these strangely compelling studio projects, as this surprisingly successful action-thriller boasts a lot of heart (and tongue-in-cheek humor) for a CGI-heavy creature feature.

Directed by Dead Snow’s Tommy Wirkola, Witch Hunters re-frames the classic fairy tale as an origin story for a duo of badass monster-slayers. Of course, it’s the flick’s anachronistic aesthetic and overall visual flair that make it stand out from other action-horror endeavors from around the same time.


5. The Wolf House (2018)

Made in the tradition of faux cursed films in the same vein as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made, the eerie backstory to 2018’s Chilean animated flick The Wolf House (La Casa Lobo in the original Spanish) already makes it a nightmarish experience before the flick even really begins.

After all, the movie is presented to us as a faux propaganda film produced by the leader of a death cult (heavily inspired by the real life Colonia Dignidad), with this hybrid animated feature using complex movie magic to simulate a single uninterrupted shot as it tells the story of a lazy young girl who runs away from an isolated colony and encounters a creepy old house in the woods.


4. The Brothers Grimm (2005)

Out of all the Monty Python alumni, Terry Gilliam has had the most interesting career outside of the original comedy group. From fascinating canceled projects (such as his scrapped adaptation of Watchmen) to dystopian parodies that feel more relevant by the minute (1985’s Brazil), even his “lesser” films are still intriguing in their own way.

2005’s The Brothers Grimm is one such project, with this peculiar movie attempting to combine the comedian-turned-filmmaker’s unique visual style with a more blockbuster-oriented plot reimagining the titular brothers as con-artists rather than mere writers. The end result isn’t exactly a masterpiece, but it’s still a legitimately fun ride with plenty of memorable monsters and wonderful performances by both the late, great Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.


3. Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)

2010’s Dante’s Inferno game may have a reputation as something of an unapologetic God of War clone, but I’d argue that the now-obscure game was aesthetically unique enough to deserve a bigger fanbase. However, while the title remains trapped on the seventh console generation, its highly underrated anime adaptation is a lot easier to get a hold of!

Animated by 6 different studios in order to make the 9 circles of hell feel unique from each other, this may not be a completely faithful adaptation of Dante Alighieri’s poem, but it’s still one heck of a great (not to mention gory) time that I’d highly recommend to fans of Netflix’s take on Castlevania.


2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

My personal favorite entry in the Underworld franchise, Rise of the Lycans, is a highly ambitious prequel that actually works better if you haven’t had the story spoiled to you by the previous Underworld films.

While the rest of the series features plenty of urban fantasy elements as the movies combine machine guns and modern environments with gothic storytelling, Patrick Tatopoulos’ prequel fully embraces its fantastical origins and tells a classic tale about a doomed romance between a werewolf and a vampire amid a medieval uprising.

And the best part is that we get a lot more Michael Sheen as the fan-favorite Lucian.


1. Solomon Kane (2011)

One of my personal favorite movies on this list, MJ Basset’s criminally underseen adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s other iconic warrior is thoroughly steeped in horror ambience and features plenty of memorable monsters. However, it’s also a classic origin story for a swashbuckling hero that wouldn’t feel out of place in a tabletop RPG.

While I’ve already written about how the film deftly combines both horror and fantasy elements without breaking the bank, I’ll never pass up an opportunity to recommend the bizarre movie where James Purefoy expertly plays a puritan John Wick.

It’s just too bad that we never got the other films in this intended trilogy.

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