When Steve Spielberg’s 1984 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom hit theaters, it was considered extraordinarily dark for the franchise. There’s everything from hearts being ripped out to, well, a dinner scene with monkey brains on the menu.
30 years later, you can recreate the experience with friends and family by picking up these incredible replica monkey brains bowls, which will set you back $58.99 (worth it for the looks you’ll get).
Check out some photos, and a description from the order page.
Remember, delicious, chilled monkey brains are not included..
Roast chicken and Shepherds pie just won’t cut it any more. Your body is a temple, a temple of doom, and it deserves to be fed something far more exciting.
So why not liven up meal times with this Monkey Brains Bowl and scoop chilled cerebral delicacies straight from its hairy gaping cranium. If this fine piece of severed simian storage is good enough for his Supreme Highness, the Maharajah of Pankot (and he knew how to party), then it’s certainly good enough for you. You can fill it with all sorts of exotic delights like crispy Coleoptera beetles, Eye-ball soup and “Snake Surprise” …or something more boring, like cornflakes.
It’s an undeniably tasteful dining vessel, though the sight of it may cause more squeamish dinner guests to roll their eyes back and faint melodramatically.
