I don’t think there’s a single person on this relatively small space rock we call Earth that can get away with wearing colors of the neon pastel persuasion. Jason may have pulled it off like a champ in the Friday the 13th NES game, but he’s Jason F*cking Voorhees and I’m pretty sure you’re not. That’s why humanity banded together thousands of years ago to carve out an entire day from every year that would let us wear stupid shit without the fear of being judged.
We call this day Halloween, and if you’re still in the market for a costume, you better listen up.
Many folks consider the 1989 Friday the 13th game to be a strong contender for the coveted title of ‘Worst Game of All Time’. Despite this, we have nothing but love for it here on Bloody Disgusting.
This love is why we celebrate it when a fan beats the now 25 year-old game in just four minutes, it’s why we foam at the mouth for those awesome NECA figures, and it’s why I recently returned to it after what felt like a lifetime for another go with the help of an impressive fan-made strategy guide.
If you’ve ever wanted to wear Jason’s neon mask, but aren’t necessarily willing to drop cash on a replica, this is the next best thing. All you need is a printer, so you can print this out, and a willingness to keep a piece of paper on your face for an extended period of time.
Oh, and a camera. Because if you do go out in public with one of these strapped to your face, I will need pictures.