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Is Satan Behind Monster Energy Drinks? Sweet.

I always wondered why Monster Energy Drinks filled me with such vitality, drive, and optimism. It’s because every little sip comes from the nectar of Satan’s bosom.

Delicious.

Watch as this woman hilariously breaks down the symbolism and meaning behind the marketing of Monster Energy Drinks. Without a shadow of a doubt she proves that THE DEVIL is behind it. Or, maybe Monster brilliantly branded their product in a way that represents what it wants to be.

Is there a demonic agenda, or is it just evil how much cooler Monster just got?

Art by Elma.