Have you caught Parkour Fever yet? If you think you’re safe, you’re not. The epidemic claimed another of my friends this week. She thought she was safe, too. Now she can’t have a normal conversation without mentioning how sweet it was when she found a Skullmace in a chest. When I told her it wasn’t very healthy to play Dying Light for three straight days, she looked at me with her dead eyes and told me that’s exactly what Rais would say.
I didn’t mention it again.
The deeper she gets, the worse her symptoms become. She’s reached a point where she says she needs to play it because that’s the only way she can quell the screams of the Volatiles she knows only exist in the game. She says this, but I’m not so sure she believes it.
I’m going to help her, obviously, but the game just keeps getting better and I’m so close to finding a Skullmace of my own that I can feel it. Techland recently made finding them easier, so I’m sure it’ll be in the next chest I open.
I’d go on about this new video, but the tremors are returning. I need to cave in some zombie heads with the Skullmace I know I’ll find, then I can help my friend with her silly video game addiction.
Dying Light is available now on PC, PS3, PS4, Xbox 360 and Xbox One.
