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Five Killer Father’s Day Gift Ideas
We are just a few weeks before the annual celebration of the literal Mo-Fo who caused your being in this world. If you have a rad Dad that gave you your horror head here are five treats to think about bestowing upon the man.
Nothing says you love your Father more than giving him Astron-6’s Father’s Day on DVD or Blu-ray. You’ve heard of a MILF now add DILF to your vocabulary as the Father’s Day killer is on the prowl but only for Dads. As well as killing your old man The Fuchman will rape him before sending him on his way. Bonus points if you make hot dogs & sit down for a screening together.
Speaking of cooking for your Pops, go haute cuisine & put yourself in the dining seat of Hannibal Lecter himself! Firebox will send you a box of ingredients to recreate the iconic Anthony Hopkins meal mention from Silence Of the Lambs. Maybe next year you could use you brain to think of something else or make a meal moment from the sequel?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/168690333/sky-sharks
Why not do some good and let your daddy get on down with a part in a movie! Sky Sharks‘ Kickstarter are offering numerous roles including being part of a beach party scene complete with nudity or the chance to be killed by a Nazi zombie and then fed to a shark.
He was the bastard son of 100 maniacs but damn he would look hot on the wall of your Dad’s office. Ghoulish Gary Pullen’s Mondo A Nightmare on Elm Street print is selling fast so 1, 2, get Freddy delivered to you in time for Father’s Day. If he doesn’t like it maybe put it somewhere you can admire and think how much of a dream your life is compared to if you had been raised by Mr. K instead.
No space on your walls for all the blood or more of a coffee table book person ? Look no further than legendary genre artisan Graham Humphreys’ ultimate tome ‘Drawing Blood’. It’s full to the brim with amazing art & looks heavy enough to be used as a potential weapon should you fall victim of a home invasion scenario.
Champion of the Horror Art genre, Humphreys’ most celebrated works include publicity material for films including Dream Demon, Basket Case, The Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, the Nightmare on Elm Street series, Phenomena and Santa Sangre. Now working with The Creative Partnership and Tartan Films, Humphreys’ has continued to celebrate and inspire the creation of film posters including Life is Sweet, Erik the Viking, From Dusk Till Dawn, House of 1000 Corpses and Party Monster.
This luxury collector book, limited to 500 copies, will contain 120 of his extraordinary illustrations and is scheduled to hit the shelves in time for Halloween 2015. The book will be beautifully presented in a Clothbound Clamshell Case and will include a signed and numbered print exclusive to the book. This is the quintessential art book for the horrorcore aficionado.
In the spirit of transparency Raven Banner who are involved with Sky Sharks are my client and I’m friends with the guys at Astron-6.
The Wayans are out to cancel the Cancel Culture with Scary Movie, and the cast assures it will do just that.
“They sort of have an across-the-board style,” Anna Faris tells EW. “It’s always been a part of the Wayans Brothers, their electricity. ‘Can we offend you? Will you still love us? Come on, you still love us, don’t you?'”
Regina Hall concurs, promising the “boundary-pushing” sixth installment in the horror parody franchise will “offend everyone.”
EW has shared a batch of behind-the-scenes images from Scary Movie, which hits theaters June 5 via Paramount.
Faris and Hall are joined by fellow franchise favorites Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Dave Sheridan, Lochlyn Munro, Cheri Oteri, Chris Elliott, and Jon Abrahams in the legacy sequel.
The ensemble includes Damon Wayans Jr., Gregg Wayans, Kim Wayans, Benny Zielke, Cameron Scott Roberts, Heidi Gardner, Olivia Rose Keegan, Ruby Snowber, Savannah Lee Nassif, Sydney Park, Kenan Thompson, and Felissa Rose.
Michael Tiddes (A Haunted House) directs from a script by Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, original Scary Movie director Keenen Ivory Wayans, Craig Wayans (Scary Movie 2), and Rick Alvarez (A Haunted House).
The film will slash through reboots, remakes, requels, prequels, sequels, spin-offs, elevated horror, origin stories, anything with the word legacy in it, and every “final chapter” that absolutely isn’t final.
Scary Movie launched in 2000, followed by Scary Movie 2 in 2001. The Wayans’ involvement ended there, but the series continued with 2003’s Scary Movie 3, 2006’s Scary Movie 4, and 2013’s Scary Movie 5.
Regina Hall & Marlon Wayans on the set of ‘Scary Movie.’ Credit: Paramount Pictures.
Anna Faris on the set of ‘Scary Movie.’ Credit: Paramount Pictures.
Marlon Wayans & Regina Hall on the set of ‘Scary Movie.’ Credit: Paramount Pictures.
Michael Tiddes & Anna Faris on the set of ‘Scary Movie.’ Credit: Paramount Pictures.
Marlon Wayans on the set of ‘Scary Movie.’ Credit: Paramount Pictures.
Regina Hall & Anna Faris on the set of ‘Scary Movie.’ Credit: Paramount Pictures.
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