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Remembering ‘Left 4 Dead’s Unkillable Bill

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The five year anniversary of the death of one of the most beloved Bills in the history of video games went by unnoticed this year, so rather than try and make it up to him next year or five years from now, I thought I’d get this loving tribute out of the way with a piece I like to call Killing Bill: The Story of the Bill Who Killed the Unkillable Bill, or for SEO purposes, Kill Bill: An Anti-Smoking PSA.

William “Bill” Overbeck was so much more to the Left 4 Dead community than just a wrinkly advertisement for Big Tobacco. Like an onion, all it took was being around him to make a lot of people cry. Also, he had layers. I know it sounds like I’m legit insane when I say there was more to him than the stoic exterior that would often get him mistaken for the stone carving of a man you might expect to see perched outside a neglected veteran’s memorial or AA clinic, but that’s my version of the truth.

Many thought him to be immortal, but few know what he did to inspire such rumors.

It happened before the passing of the years that would lead to his passing in The Passing. After getting separated from his fellow survivors, Bill sought shelter in an abandoned department store. He spent a month in that store with a coven of Witches as roommates. He spent the first few days observing the Witches as a mannequin before he was able to make out words in their sobbing. When he felt he had learned enough, Bill used their language to turn them against each other.

To this day, no one knows if Bill has ever cried. Even those who saw his tears in person can’t say for sure that he wasn’t just speaking Witch.

When he wasn’t cry-talking gibberish like a damn Witch, Bill preferred silence, especially from those around him. He once asked me to join him over a fire he had started with half a corpse and an extinguished cigarette butt. I was nervous he was going to force another of his war stories on me, but neither of us spoke a word, and that was the only conversation either of us needed.

The layers that made up that smokey specter of a man run deeper even than the unlikable nature of his personality, the extent of which psychologists claim they’ve only seen in an individual who endured literally the worst childhood.

I met with one of these experts while researching this timely tribute to a devoted father, friend, brother and lover of violence. When I asked her what Bill had to endure as a kid in order to become so comically gruff, she asked me to construct the worst possible setting for a child to grow up in, then bury it under enough soul-crushing events — missed birthdays, disappointing Christmases, dead family pets, etc. — to bring that child right to the edge, just short of creating another Michael Myers. Only then would I have an idea of what it was like.

I tried this for hours and I never got past the nightmarish image of Bill’s head on a child’s body. Incidentally, this chimera recently started haunting my dreams and now I’m paying the same psychologist more money than I have so she can free me from his dead eyes.

Anyway, back to Bill.

Those would’ve been the years that would come to define him, had he not forced the first twenty years of memories in grow a persona of his own design using the only thing he ever really understood: war. It was in Vietnam that Bill would truly become Bill. In movie terms, this chapter would have Rises or Rising in its title.

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I won’t bother exploring this critical decade in Bill’s life, mostly because the only thing I know about the Vietnam War was taught to me by Apocalypse Now, but also because anyone who spent any significant amount of time with him before his agonizing demise will have almost certainly heard them all by now.

All we need to know about Bill to make him a man who’s worth honoring is that he was an old dude who earned the respect of his peers by firing more guns than Milla Jovovich has across all of her movies. When respect wasn’t available, he would demand fear. He never bothered being friendly because no one ever told him what the word meant.

He saved countless lives, and he did it while struggling to save his own from the lifelong inner war that is a legitimately hardcore smoking addiction. Remember kids, smoking kills.

Actually, so do Tanks. It’s not the slow death of cancer, but it can be a surprisingly slow way to die. Bill could clarify for me if he hadn’t met a cruel end as a Tank’s stressball.

The reason why I’m honoring Bill with words, which we all know he hated in life even if he could never gather enough of them to adequately explain why, is so I can finally talk about him in a way he would’ve hated enough to justify murdering me if he wasn’t super dead right now. I should be okay, so long as Google wasn’t lying when it told me ghosts aren’t capable of punching the living no matter how powerful they were in life.

Remembering Bill for his jam-like consistency or the puddle of man pulp we found him as would do him a disservice. Bill was a dusty old pervert who took about as much pleasure in popping Boomers from afar as he did ensuring his beret was always tastefully angled. He didn’t smoke for the bonus it gave to his already incalculable badass quotient, he smoked because it was his only defense against the most terrifying monster of all. Withdrawal.

Nobody survives forever indeed.

Wait! Did I mention that time he anger-yelled at a charging waddling Boomer causing it to prematurely explode, or later that day, when he beat a Witch in a thumb wrestling match, and that’s why they cry now.

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Oh, and give us Left 4 Dead 3.

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How ‘Weapons’, ‘Hokum’, and ‘Widow’s Bay’ Continue Stephen King’s Horror Legacy

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Unofficial Stephen King adaptations Weapons, Hokum, and Widow's Bay

After fifty years of continuous writing, Stephen King has become a genre unto himself.

The unrivaled Master of Horror made a splash in 1974 with his debut novel Carrie and has been terrifying readers ever since. Two years later, Brian De Palma brought this shocking story to the screen with an equally electrifying horror film that remains a genre classic and a prototypical example of “Good For Her” horror. This dual debut seemed to open the floodgates, unleashing endless waves of Stephen King films.

From the highs of Misery, Cujo, and The Shawshank Redemption to the schlocky fun of Cat’s Eye, Creepshow, and Children of the Corn, the last five decades have seen just about every notable horror creator take a stab at the author’s massive collection. 

In recent years, this singular subgenre has begun to burst at the seams, expanding to include Stephen King-esque fare. In 2016, brothers Matt and Ross Duffer debuted Stranger Things, a sci-fi series heavily inspired by two of King’s most famous books. The Netflix series remixes Firestarter and It by following a little girl with psychic powers and an intrepid group of kids on bikes who must battle an otherworldly foe and a sinister government agency. With its clever blend of modern effects and comforting nostalgia, this gateway horror series paved the way for Andy Muschietti’s It adaptation which remains the highest grossing horror film of all time. 

Four years later, Mike Flanagan would create Midnight Mass, a spiritual adaptation of King’s second novel Salem’s Lot. Published in 1975, the book sees a tiny New England town torn apart by a centuries-old vampire. Though Flanagan’s story is perhaps more tender, both iterations of the classic horror tale follow close-knit communities shaken to their core by the presence of an  ancient evil. 

In addition to these recent hits, 2025 was a banner year for the Master of Horror. Audiences delighted in six mainstream adaptations, including the massively popular It: Welcome to Derry which chronicles earlier cycles of the titular clown’s reign. With this boost to King’s cultural cache, it’s no surprise that we’ve begun to see more unofficial adaptations of the author’s work and horror creators who build their own unique castles in King’s creative sandbox. 

So what defines a Stephen King-esque story?

For the past fifty years, the prolific author has dipped his toes in nearly every subgenre from supernatural stories and grisly gore to western fantasy and science fiction. Including his vast catalogue of short fiction, King has tackled ghosts, demons, werewolves, zombies, aliens, mutants, and self-driving cars, not to mention bizarre monsters of his own creation. But what truly unites this vast array of horror is King’s focus on relatable characters. In his 2000 memoir/instructional text On Writing, the prolific author describes the amusement he finds in writing disparate characters, placing them in horrific scenarios, then exploring the ways they try to survive.

An unofficial Stephen King adaptation may take place in the author’s native New England — bonus points if it’s set in Maine — and reference his well-known heroes and villains. But what makes the King connection unbreakable is a character-driven story about average people who band together in the face of abject terror. 

Weapons Captures Small Town Stephen King

Creepy kid in nightmare vision from Weapons; Zach Cregger reteams with Roy Lee on Little One

Following his 2022 shocker Barbarian, Zach Cregger returned with Weapons, a sprawling story that begins in a doomed elementary school. On an otherwise ordinary day, Justine (Julia Garner) arrives at her desk to find that all but one of her students have disappeared. As the mystery grows increasingly violent, Justine and Archer (Josh Brolin), the father of a missing boy, find their way to the home of Alex (Cary Christopher), the class’ only surviving student. In some ways reminiscent of Salem’s Lot, Weapons swings wildly through the unfortunate town, introducing us to its flawed inhabitants as we watch their lives fall apart.  

Cregger’s setup nods to a pair of King short stories. Both “Suffer the Little Children” and “Here There Be Tygers” tackle monstrous presences in elementary schools, but as Weapons reaches its final act, Constant Readers may remember another Stephen King tale. Featured in his 1985 collection Skeleton Crew, “Gramma” introduces us to George, a little boy tormented by an aging witch. On an afternoon alone with his sickly grandmother, the frightened child gradually realizes that the imposing old woman has been waiting for an opportunity to cast a spell that will extend her own life by possessing his body.  

Alex finds himself similarly tortured by his aunt Gladys (Amy Madigan), a garish witch who orchestrates a desperate plot to sustain her own strength. Transforming humans into mindless weapons, Gladys has taken over Alex’s family home and lured his classmates to the basement. Holding them in a comatose state, she syphons off their energy to extend her own supernatural life.

Vastly different in many ways, both “Gramma” and Weapons hinge on a sinister witch who uses horrific magical spells to sacrifice the bodies of her vulnerable prey. 

Hokum Echoes The Shining and 1408

Hokum first scare is a doozy in exclusive clip

It’s nearly impossible to watch a film about a haunted hotel without thinking of King’s third novel, The Shining. This icy story follows Jack Torrance, an angry writer struggling with his sobriety and a shameful incident haunting his past. Accompanied by his wife and young son, Jack has taken a job as the winter caretaker for the Overlook, a haunted hotel situated high in the Rocky Mountains. Snowed in, Jack finds himself tormented by dangerous ghosts who amplify his greatest fears. 

Damian McCarthy’s Hokum follows a similarly troubled figure. Ohm Bauman (Adam Scott) is a surly writer who travels to the Bilberry Woods Hotel in rural Ireland to spread his parents’ ashes. Haunted by his own tragic past, Ohm finds himself trapped in the honeymoon suite, a decaying room that’s been permanently closed to protect visitors from a dangerous witch trapped within its walls. Visual nods to King’s text abound with woodcut figurines and an animated clock, mirroring ominous descriptions found in King’s text. 

Another terrifying sequence sees Ohm staring with horror at a closed door, the only thing separating him from the approaching witch. As the door knob slowly turns, Constant Readers remember Jack’s narrow escape from the ghostly woman in room 217. And Ohm’s popular Conquistador books directly reference King’s long-running fantasy series The Dark Tower which follows a gunslinger named Roland Deschain tasked with protecting the nexus of the universe. 

In addition to these thematic comparisons, Hokum bears striking resemblance to King’s terrifying short story “1408.” Collected in 2002’s Everything’s Eventual, the terrifying story follows Mike Enslin, a dejected writer who’s risen to fame penning essays about his adventures in haunted locations. Mike arrives at the Hotel Dolphin and bullies his way into the titular room, despite the manager’s dire warnings. McCarthy nods to this story with an ominously misplaced hotel room door, reminiscent of King’s entry to 1408, an unsuspecting portal that appears to move each time Mike looks away. 

However, McCarthy’s most direct reference lies in a minicorder Ohm uses to capture notes. Trapped inside the dreaded honeymoon suite, this device offers well-timed messages while sitting next to a decomposing corpse. Mike records his time in 1408 with his own trusty minicorder. Described for the reader, his tape has captured the man’s slow descent into madness as the room prepares to swallow him whole. With conclusions that differ wildly in tone, both Ohm and Mike find their lives irrevocably changed by encounters with the supernatural realm. 

Widow’s Bay Builds Its Own Version of Castle Rock

Betty Gilpin and Hamish Linklater in "Widow’s Bay," now streaming on Apple TV.

Katie Dippold’s Widow’s Bay has taken the idea of an unofficial King adaptation and turned it into an art form. The Apple TV series sees the residents of the titular island plagued by a curse that dates back centuries. Not only does the picturesque hamlet not accommodate wifi connections, those born on the island face certain death should they ever try to leave. Desperate to modernize the tiny town, Mayor Tom Loftis (Matthew Rhys) draws in waves of tourists just as a new cycle of terror begins. 

Blending horror with deft comedy, Dippold makes cheeky references to King’s body of work. Tom warns that, “there’s something in the fog,” reminding readers of King’s 1980 novella The Mist. And Loftis’ own stay in the town’s haunted hotel sees him tormented by the ghost of a murderous clown. We even spy a vintage King hardback peeking out of a local book trade box.

In many ways Widow’s Bay feels like a new iteration of the author’s Little Tall Island, a tiny village off the coast of Maine. In addition to the 1992 novel Dolores Claiborne and a handful of harrowing short stories, this quaint fishing village is also the setting for King’s 1999 teleplay Storm of the Century. Premiering on ABC primetime, this tragic tale follows a terrified group of islanders who batten down the hatches for a dangerous Nor’easter only to find a more sinister threat lurking within. 

Constant Readers may also be reminded of Castle Rock, the author’s favorite fictional town.

First introduced in the 1981 novel Cujo, the charming village becomes the star of Needful Things, King’s satire about consumerism. After several Castle Rock stories, we’re reintroduced to its residents as they gossip about the arrival of Leland Gaunt and the grand opening of his curio shop. Anything their hearts desire can be found in his varied inventory, so long as they’re willing to pay the price. Pitting cantankerous neighbors against each other, Gaunt ignites a wave of grisly violence by exploiting long-held resentments and feuds. 

The town’s only defense against this supernatural threat is beleaguered sheriff Alan Pangborn. Still grieving the deaths of his wife and younger son, Alan struggles to connect with his older child and pick up the pieces of his shattered life. Also a widower, Loftis struggles to raise his own restless son and explain the strange details of his wife’s tragic death. Attempting to unravel the island’s dark secrets, Tom is aided by quirky residents including a surly fisherman named Wyck (Stephen Root) and Patricia (Kate O’Flynn), an earnest Town Hall employee. King’s own novels feature many of these proactive alliances with disparate characters combining their strengths to overcome insurmountable odds. 

With Widow’s Bay renewed for a second season and Mike Flanagan’s Carrie series on the horizon, the future seems bright for new King adaptations, both spiritual and directly pulled from his catalogue. The prolific author also shows no signs of slowing down with two publications nearing release. His upcoming novel, Other Worlds Than These, is the long-awaited third Talisman book which teases direct ties to his Dark Tower world. Holly Forever will be a new installment of his crime series, offering a different kind of genre fare.

This embarrassment of riches spawning multiple worlds seems ripe for spiritual adaptation and will likely inspire horror creators for decades to come.

Kate O’Flynn, Stephen Root and Matthew Rhys in “Widow’s Bay,” now streaming on Apple TV.

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