David Cronenberg fans with expendable cash wanted.

Above you’ll see a one-of-a-kind iPhone charger that looks like an umbilical cord out of a Cronenberg film. The item is for sale on Esty, and will dent your nest egg in the amount of $5,000. According to the seller, the iPhone cable shaped as an umbilical cord keeps moving while it’s charging.

“Now people bring their iPhone all the time in their lives,” says the designer. “I designed the looking of this cable as an umbilical cord, which mother feeds energy to her baby. It moves as if it’s trying to introduce iPhone into, just like to express an irony to people’s dependance on iPhone.”

Here, watch it in action:

Another horror oddity we came across this week is a set of three “Realistic Anatomy Brain Soaps” in Buttercreme and Snickerdoodle fragrance by Lavish Handcrafted.

The brain is poured in two steps, with beige and pink to mimic the a real brain, however at 1.1 oz each, it weighs much less than a real adult human brain, which weighs 3 pounds, explains the ad listing. Lavish Handcrafted Soaps are made with the finest quality glycerin, shea butter, and goats milk soaps, cosmetic grade colors and scents.

Lastly, Reddit user Cereburus posted this image of a homemade vase along wit this hilarious caption: “My wife made this vase, doesn’t understand why we need to burn the house down, and it, to be safe…”