The Patriarch would certainly rank among the nastiest creations to come out of Horzine Biotech. Last I saw him, he was stepping over my bullet-riddled corpse, his gun-arm trained on what was left of my pals. We didn’t stand a chance then, and that was before he got pumped up and grew shoulder tentacles. That’s steroids, kids. Don’t do them.
This monstrous mass of metal and murder returned today with the fittingly named The Return of the Patriarch content pack – the same update that’s adding two maps, a new Gunslinger perk, and the controversial Trading Floor that sparked a fire Tripwire is still trying to put out.
And what in the hell is coming out of this guy’s belly button?
