#SmileYouSonOfABitch
As far as social media is concerned, Twitter is the most fun place to hang out on the internet. I’ve always compared it to a bar that’s always open and is occupied exclusively by the people YOU actually want to kick back a few beers with. I spend much of my free time on Twitter and when I’m not tweeting from my own personal account (@FreddyInSpace), you can often find me tweeting from the @BDisgusting account. Come on over and interact with us, will ya?!
The reason I’m talking about Twitter is because I just stumbled upon a series of faux accounts for several different Jaws characters, and I can only assume they’re all run by the same person. A person who clearly has too much time on his hands. A person who is clearly a little bit crazy. The kind of person, in other words, who makes hanging around Twitter so much damn fun.
The mega Jaws fan created Twitter accounts for Chief Martin Brody (@ChiefBrodyAPD), Mayor Larry Vaughn (@MayorLVaughn) and even Jaws 2‘s Amity Island real estate developer Len Peterson (@LenPetersonJr), and he regularly tweets from all three accounts. He also uses the accounts to interact with one another, and we must say, things often get quite humorous.
Check out some of our favorite Jaws tweets below!
#In2017IPredict the elected officials of this town will continue to ignore the rapidly growing shark problem.
— Chief Martin Brody (@ChiefBrodyAPD) November 29, 2016
#WithoutConsequencesIWould shoot more bluefish. I gotta admit it was kinda fun. pic.twitter.com/fEJQV8QKLN
— Chief Martin Brody (@ChiefBrodyAPD) November 29, 2016
#ThankYouObama for buying Harry that new hat while you were here on vacation and the secret beer summit at Cable Junction.
— Chief Martin Brody (@ChiefBrodyAPD) November 16, 2016
Amity
Do not dress as a clown for Halloween.@MayorLVaughn has declared them “large predators” and posted a $500 bounty. #NoBozoZone— Chief Martin Brody (@ChiefBrodyAPD) October 21, 2016
#In2017IPredict Amity will once again hear Chief Brody lying about our beautiful, white sand beaches. https://t.co/oDVHy7SyYs
— Mayor Larry Vaughn (@MayorLVaughn) November 30, 2016
There’s a #BlackFriday sale over at Quint’s place. Very cheap shark mouths and homemade booze. #HolidayDollars
— Mayor Larry Vaughn (@MayorLVaughn) November 25, 2016
My son Larry Jr and I stopped by Mrs Kintner’s house to say happy #Thanksgiving and she slammed the door on us. The nerve on that woman!
— Mayor Larry Vaughn (@MayorLVaughn) November 24, 2016
We still to this day have no confirmation that Alex Kintner died in our waters. For all we know he’s running a Cinnabon in Witchita.
— Len Peterson (@LenPetersonJr) March 27, 2016