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The 3D Remake of ‘The Gate’ That Was Never Made
Today, May 15th, 2017, marks the 30th anniversary of The Gate!
Horror films centered on and geared towards young kids aren’t very common here in the present day, but they were all the rage back in the 1980s – and one of the very best “kids vs. monsters” films of them all is director Tibor Takacs’ The Gate, released in 1987. The film, which starred a young Stephen Dorff, told the story of young friends Glen and Terry, who accidentally unleash a horde of tiny demons from deep beneath a suburban backyard. If you’ve never seen it, we strongly encourage you to pick up Vestron Video’s Blu-ray, released earlier this year.
What you may not know about The Gate is that a 3D remake was at one point in the works from director Alex Winter. Does that name sound familiar? Yes, we’re talking about the very same Alex Winter who played beloved character William “Bill” S. Preston Esq. in the Bill & Ted films! It was announced back in 2009 that Winter would be directing The Gate 3D, a passion project that had been penned by Kerric Macdonald. Winter, who directed 1993’s Freaked, was set to begin the shoot for H20 Motion Pictures in either late 2009 or early 2010, and if you look back through the BD archives you’ll see that we were incredibly excited about the project.
Like the ’87 original, Winter’s remake of The Gate was to revolve around two kids, “Miles and Terry, who live in a typical suburban tract. One day, they discover a mysterious crystalline rock in Miles’ backyard, and they quickly dig up the lawn in search of more. But instead, they unearth The Gate – the opening to an underground chamber containing terrifying evil. The boys soon realize what they have unleashed, as one dire event follows another. With supernatural fiends invading suburbia, it’s up to the kids to find the secret that will forever lock THE GATE… if it is not too late.”
A more detailed plot rundown also hit the net back in 2009, revealing that it’s Miles who inadvertently opens up the gate to Hell with a makeshift rocket that was originally intended to blow up a Barbie doll. Like in the original, Miles and Terry are tasked with cleaning up the hellish mess while Miles’ dad is away for the weekend – the two boys are left in the hands of Al, Miles’ “emo-clad elder sister.” In addition to the tiny Minions, the original film’s “dead workman” and “Demon Lord” were going to make appearances, along with all kinds of other monsters – including a possessed garden gnome!
From the lengthier plot synopsis…
The ground heaves and stretches before exploding with thousands of minions that rain down onto the earth. They are not alone: a rotting skeletal monstrosity bursts through the wall. It’s the Dead Workman! But this is just a taste of the pure evil that is to come…
The earth cleaves in two as the Demon Lord rises to the surface: a fossilized nightmare come to life. Its tentacles slither across the ground as all manner of evil beasts are disgorged from the hole and run howling into the night.
Essentially, Winter hoped to channel the spirit of the 1980s for his remake, which was at the time described as “a PG-13 children’s fantasy that will provide the emotional rollercoaster ride of a horror film, without the blood and guts.” And get this. The remake’s newly-updated creatures were set to be designed by Academy Award winner Randall William Cook and H.R. Giger! Giger, who unfortunately passed away back in 2014, was of course the artist who designed the titular villain in 1979’s Alien.
A press release further described the project as “a children’s fantasy with soul, humor, and excitement, with the underlying tension of great danger, like THE GOONIES and GREMLINS, where the kids almost get bitten, almost get swallowed by the Gate, and almost get killed by the Demon Lord, but ultimately escape with the help of ingenuity, imagination, innocence, and teamwork.”
So what happened? Despite some early concept art (seen throughout this article) being done on the project, The Gate 3D never ended up getting off the ground. And it’s a bummer, because Winter seemed to be a huge fan of the original film and incredibly passionate about bringing kid-friendly horror back to the big screen. He even expressed a desire to use the remake as the jumping off point for an entire franchise, which could’ve been a really fun way to get a whole new generation of kids into monster movies.
After all, The Gate did just that for many of us back in 1987.
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André Øvredal’s ‘Troll Hunter’ Remains One of the Best Found Footage Movies
In this day and age, the word “troll” is often used to describe various online nuisances. Yet as abundant and irksome as the modern troll can be, they aren’t usually as fearsome as their mythological counterparts. I’m not talking about the small and gentler versions that have become more common to see in media. No, there are much bigger and scarier trolls out there—and André Øvredal’s movie Troll Hunter is one of the best places to find them.
It doesn’t take long for Troll Hunter (or Trolljegeren) to dump the Blair Witch Project-esque setup and aim for something a lot fresher. The trajectory of the story is augmented by Otto Jespersen’s character Hans, the titular Troll Hunter. The second he comes barreling out of the deep, dark woods and shouts “troll” at the camera, this movie takes a turn into what feels like uncharted territory. Not only subject-wise, but also conceptually.
For fantastical and made-up subject matter in cinema, found footage is a fast way to add a guise of believability. After all, what we accept to be the most crucial aspect of documentaries—the truth—rubs off on pseudo-documentaries, despite our understanding of the pretense involved. That is what Øvredal delivered with Troll Hunter: a movie so convincing that some viewers wondered if trolls really do exist. So, had this been straightforwardly made, it likely wouldn’t have been as effective. Conventional narratives would be more inclined to treat something like trolls as flat out unreal, and never try to convince the audience to think otherwise.

Hans petrifies the three-headed Tusseladd troll.
The viewers, like the characters trailing Hans, are quickly thrown into the deeper end of that extraordinary story. They have to process all this new information while staying on the go. So, although there is no significant amount of meandering, narratively or physically, there is still a good amount of atmosphere, not to mention tension building. It’s never anything frightful, but then again, Troll Hunter isn’t your standard offering of horror; it’s more on the low end of the dark fantasy spectrum. We aren’t ever spirited away to a faraway world—we stay in rather familiar surroundings, as well as dip into those less so. The outcome is a movie where you’re constantly more in awe than in terror.
As fantasy fiction might do, Troll Hunter prefers not to deal with incredulity. There is no time to waste on doubt, as interviewer Thomas (Glenn Erland Tosterud), soundperson Johanna (Johanna Mørck), and cameraman Kalle (Tomas Alf Larsen) all follow Hans around, recording whatever this character is willing to reveal about his bizarre job. Of course, the Troll Hunter himself is not an open book; in that respect, the diegetic documentary fails to fully capture and unpack the more interesting of its two subjects. Yes, all those giant, monstrous trolls are indeed incredible, but understandably, your mind wanders to their pursuer. What kind of person signs up for this gig and then chooses to stick with it for so long?
Reviews have called out Troll Hunter for its lack of character development. In regard to Thomas and his fellow documentarians, that criticism is valid, but bear in mind, they aren’t the focus of the story, either. Meanwhile, Hans is a well-crafted character. At least better than first realized. Before he was introduced, Hans had already grown tired of the troll grind. Fed up with that low compensation for his services, resentful of the bureaucracy, and wanting to expose his employer on a large scale, Hans’ discontent is glaring.
Then there are those finer details about the Troll Hunter, such as that indifference to both the natural splendor of his everyday surroundings and the affections of an obviously smitten colleague, that also suggest some level of despondency. So it is fair to say this movie doesn’t feature any sizable growth for its characters; however, the namesake isn’t underwritten. No doubt, putting a real-life character like Otto Jespersen in that role is partly why Hans is so fascinating—maybe even relatable.

Otto Jespersen as Hans the Troll Hunter.
There is always a small risk whenever using the term “mockumentary” to describe a found-footage movie, as the word could imply humor where there is none. In the case of Troll Hunter, the term’s usage is appropriate. Some folks have claimed the English-dubbed version has the more comedic tone, however, the Norwegian cut isn’t exactly humorless. Apart from the trolls’ absurd appearances, this is a movie where the characters nearly choke on the monsters’ farts, and Christians are like walking targets. Hans’ complete apathy towards everything is another cause of laughter. Overall, the comedy is intentionally dry and inconsistent. Unfunny, though? Absolutely not.
In a movie where endemic creatures are maltreated, as well as disavowed from living freely and peacefully, it’s hard not to notice the ecological message buried beneath the story. In addition to that is the unmistakable political satire. There is this whole business about intrusive and unsightly power lines—like trolls, they’re big blemishes on the land—that leads to what is perhaps the movie’s funniest moment. The scene in question is that one where certain electric lines, the ones secretly being used to keep the trolls at bay, go in a loop and don’t actually send power to any residents. Yet the monitors of said lines don’t find this at all weird. So it stands to reason that Øvredal was having a go at those who accept the government’s doings without question.
Looking past the fact that trolls aren’t actually real, this movie is an enlightening source of information. And not just for international audiences; Norwegians, too, get schooled about their homeland’s own mythology. It’s also evident from everything on screen that Øvredal and his crew were enthusiastic about the topic. The creature designs are the most indicative of that zeal; those imaginative yet myth-accurate manifestations are equally amusing and grotesque. One second you’re laughing at their phallic noses, the next you’re white-knuckling during a hairy sequence. Most surprisingly is how well the trolls’ visual effects hold up after fifteen years. It’s not all spotless, but on the whole, they remain impressive.
Vouching for a mockumentary about trolls isn’t easy, but those who do come around and give it a shot will more than likely be grateful for the recommendation. For Troll Hunter is a real find in that vast and varied genre we call “found footage“.

A bridge troll reaches up for food and finds Hans decked out in armor.



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