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[Horror Queers Podcast] Yet Another Homo-Repressed Bully in Wes Craven’s Dismal ‘Cursed’
Joanie’s Story.
We are now entering the second week of our eight-week camp marathon, and the movies aren’t getting any better! First we looked at the Friday the 13th “film”Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday and now we’re heading to Hollywood to party at the Tinsel club and take Wes Craven‘s Cursed to task.
In the film, two estranged siblings (Christina Ricci and Jesse Eisenberg) are attacked by a werewolf after getting into a car wreck on Mulholland Drive. That might sound exciting, but if you’ve actually seen the movie you’ll know it’s a heaping dumpster fire of a film that even Wes Craven himself disliked. Plagued by re-writes, production delays, re-shoots and re-casts (courtesy of Dimension Films founder Bob Weinstein), Cursed‘s production was, well, cursed. Joe and I aim to find out just what went wrong with this film (and discuss Milo Ventimiglia‘s gay bully Bo as well).
Joining us for the conversation is Los Angeles resident Tim O’Leary, creator of the upcoming queer web series DEMONHUNTR. We will need all the help we can get to figure out what just this cobbled-together Frankenstein’s monster of a film is trying to do!
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Episode 39 – Cursed (2005)
The Horror Queers eight-week camp marathon continues as Joe and Trace journey to Hollywood (barely escaping a car wreck on Mulholland Drive) to visit the hippest new night club since Planet Hollywood: Tinsel. That’s right, they’re discussing Wes Craven’s Cursed! In what seems to be an ongoing trend with these campy movies, the boys discuss the very troubled production for Cursed at length, and try to determine just what the fuck Bob Weinstein was thinking when he demanded the script be re-written when 90% of the film had already been shot.
No one, save for the always reliable Judy Greer, is having any fun in this movie. Kevin Williamson’s script reads as if he was trying to one-up Scream 3‘s Hollywood satire (he fails), poor Christina Ricci is handed some of the worst dialogue you’ll ever hear (“Everybody’s cursed, Jimmy. It’s called life.”).
But hey, it’s not all bad! Topics for discussion include Milo Ventimiglia’s homo-repressed bully Bo, a werewolf giving Christina Ricci the middle finger and the longest plot summary ever. Oh, and man butts and cock socks.
This Week’s Game: Considering the film’s many casting changes, pick one actor that you will substitute out for someone new in order to make this a more enjoyable (but not necessarily better) film.
Cross out Cursed!
Coming up Wednesday: We’re ready for a hoedown as Joe enters my neck of the woods with Kim Henkel’s comedic masterpiece Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (aka the one with Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey)!
– Joe & Trace
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Freddy’s Back, So Is Jason, ‘Hellraiser’ Goes to Horror Nights, and ‘The Odyssey’ [Halloweenies Podcast]
Coming Soon & Now Showing is a monthly series on Halloweenies that catches up on the latest horror headlines and round robins capsule reviews of new and old horrors.
This week, Michael Roffman and McKenzie Gerber hit up Elm Street, Haddonfield, and Crystal Lake before braving the high seas to discuss the horrors within Christopher Nolan‘s The Odyssey. They also review this year’s Exit 8 and Forbidden Fruits before dusting off old classics for the first time in 2020’s Caveat and 1985’s The Mean Season.
Stream the episode below. Subscribe via Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, and RSS. New to the Halloweenies? Catch up with the gang by revisiting their essential episodes on past franchises such as Halloween, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Scream, The Evil Dead, Chucky, Alien, and the Universal Monsters.This year? Hellraiser!
You can also become a member of their Patreon, The Rewind, for hilariously irreverent commentaries (e.g. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Re-Animator, Darkman), one-off deep dives on your favorite rentals (e.g. Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Manhunter, ), and even spinoffs like their recent run Fortune & Glory: An Indiana Jones Podcast.