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Hear The Count’s Voice in Fiction Podcast ‘Re: Dracula’ [Crowdfunding]
Everyone thinks they know the story of Dracula. They usually forget to include the cowboy, though.
Re: Dracula is a new fiction podcast telling an old story, an adaptation of the original vampire novel by Bram Stoker. This close adaptation will use immersive sound design and some of the best-loved names in fiction podcasting to bring the bite, with a new twist: every episode will appear in chronological order, on the date it occurs in the novel. Never fear, the cowboy is included.
Re: Dracula (pronounced “regarding” if you feel like embracing your inner Victorian bookkeeper) is currently crowdfunding, and although their original goal was $12,000, they’ve blazed past their first and second stretch goals, and are working on their third. If the campaign reaches $25,000, they intend to make a concept album with Newt Schottelkotte (Where the Stars Fell, Inkwyrm) and The Blasting Company (Over The Garden Wall).
The crowdfund will run until October 30th, 2022, and is offering such donation perks as ad-free episodes, a vampire-centric TTRPG bundle, a recipe zine, campaign-specific merchandise, and a full audiobook of Dracula.

Re: Dracula has already begun announcing its cast and crew. In addition to music by Newt Schottelkotte, the series will be produced by Tal Minear (Someone Dies in This Elevator, Sidequesting, What Will Be Here?), Stephen Indrisano (Human Error, Feminist Fairytales), Hannah Wright (Inn Between), and Ella Watts (Doctor Who Redacted, Eliza: A Robot Story, The Orphans).
Voice talents have joined the show from all corners of the audio drama scene, including Karim Kronfli, Jonny Sims, Alasdair Stuart, and Sasha Sienna of The Magnus Archives, Beth Eyre and Felix Trench of Wooden Overcoats, Ben Galpin of Victoriocity and No Small Rolls, Alan Burgon of The Amelia Project, David Ault of The White Vault, and Giancarlo Herrera of Valence and Caravan. The cast will also be joined by television actor Isabel Adomakoh Young from Netflix’s Heartstopper.
Kronfli will be stealing the show as the titular Dracula.
“This project was directly inspired by Dracula Daily – a newsletter that delivers the story into your email inbox. We’re big fans of this ingenious way of reading the novel, and we wanted to take it to its natural next step and do a podcast.”
Because of Dracula Daily, the old book has gained a renewed following among the literati of the internet at large and Tumblr especially, spurring new memes and fresh takes on one of the foundations of gothic horror.
The team behind Re: Dracula wants to engage with the book through a variety of different lenses, digging into the extant LGBTQ+ themes inherent to the story in new ways. They plan to work with the outdated attitudes toward mental illness and ethnic minorities not by changing the text, but with nuance and care both for their cast and their listeners. Content warnings and transcripts will be included and available with every episode.
Re: Dracula will premiere May 3rd, 2023, in your favorite podcast apps, and will run through November 3rd of the same year. If you want to support the campaign, head to SeedSpark to support Re: Dracula!

Books
‘Fabulous Bodies’ Review: Chuck Tingle Latest is a Wild, Unputdownable Ride
Chuck Tingle‘s writing is embedded with a particular tonal trick that makes him perfectly suited to horror. “Propulsive” is the first word that comes to mind when I think of Tingle’s energetic prose, and when his books start wrapping themselves around characters and digging through their various complexities, it’s easy to be pulled along, absorbed in the feeling that an old friend is simply telling you a story.
Then Tingle will drop one of the single creepiest bits of imagery you’ve ever read, and you’re right back in the horror space. It’s not always a jump scare, but it is always a pulsing feeling of dread that keeps you hooked through the rest of the book.
Fabulous Bodies, Tingle’s latest horror novel, carries on these gifts, and the promise Tingle showed on books like Camp Damascus and Bury Your Gays. His fiction’s growing ever more confident and precise, and his eye for horrific detail hasn’t dimmed in the least, making this a summer reading delight for horror fans.
Poppy is a single mother determined to make a better life for her daughter, particularly after growing up in group homes and foster systems. By day, she works hard to keep up the flow of upbeat, enthusiastic content as a fashion influencer, and while that’s going well, it’s not yet making ends meet. To make up the difference, she moonlights as a grave robber, lifting bodies from morgues and funeral homes and selling their pieces on the black market. It’s grueling, dangerous work, and it’s about to pay off big. Out of the blue, Poppy gets a call to transport the newly dead body of her musical hero, the legendary Eddie Michaels. It’s a weird gig, but the payout is big enough that she could walk away from her macabre side gig forever. Poppy takes the job, and things get complicated when Eddie turns out to be, well, only mostly dead.
From the moment Eddie’s corpse enters the picture, Fabulous Bodies takes on the vibe of a road novel, as the grave robber and the undead rock star make stop after stop, and Poppy tries again and again to wrap her mind about what she’s gotten herself into, and how she might get herself out. It’s a delightful premise, and Tingle never loses his grip on the fun of it. No matter how dark the novel gets, and it does get quite dark, the narrative keeps barreling forward, delivering macabre laughs and moments of beautifully gruesome invention along the way.
Because he’s set his protagonist up as a fashion influencer, Tingle has lots of room to play in the space of how we view human bodies, both alive and dead, how we use them, and what we value in them. This is the emotional core of Fabulous Bodies, and while it’s sometimes overshadowed by the runaway train of the plot, it remains a potent source of thematic exploration throughout the book, and it gets more complicated when you consider certain gifts Eddie’s been granted in his strange supernatural state.
In essence, we’re looking at a story about a grave robber who discovers a body that not only fights back, but takes control of any given situation. That throws Poppy for repeated loops and keeps the plot moving, but it also makes us consider on a deeper level exactly what we value about our own physical form, and what might happen when we lose our grip on it entirely.
The book’s themes and emotional concerns hum through the whole narrative, but the overwhelming impression I got while reading Fabulous Bodies was just how much damn fun this book is. I couldn’t stop reading it, not just because it’s so filled with sudden swerves and ghoulish setpieces, but because Tingle has honed his horror storytelling down to a fine, very sharp point. Fabulous Bodies moves like a roller coaster, complete with a tension-filled ramp-up and a finale that’ll leave you breathless by the time the ride is over.
If you haven’t been reading Chuck Tingle’s horror work up to this point, it’s time to get on board, because he’s just getting started, and he’s already mastered the art of the scary page-turner.
Fabulous Bodies is available now.


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