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These ‘Blair Witch Project’ Bonus Features Question Aspects of the Movie [Guide to the Unknown]

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The Blair Witch Project has little-known lore that extends beyond the movies, including books, comics, TV specials, and video games. Not to mention the fan discussion on subreddits and Facebook groups that’s been going on in one way or another since the movie’s release 25 years ago.

Bloody FM’s Guide to the Unknown is in the process of covering all the bonus Blair Witch material along with their discussions of all the movies — you can check out every current Blair Witch deep dive here — and this week, we’re unlocking new levels of lore that kind of weirdly upend key plot points of the movie.

Major Blairheads may already know about The Curse of the Blair Witch, the made-for-TV companion piece timed to come out on the SyFy network before The Blair Witch Project (henceforth to be abbreviated to TBWP) to stir up the “Wait, is this real?” fervor around the release. But fewer people are aware of the follow-up, The Massacre of the Burkittsville 7: The Blair Witch Legacy, created to drum up excitement for the Showtime TV release of TBWP.

It’s shot in faux-TV news magazine, 20/20 style, with expert interviews given straight to camera, and focuses primarily on a central thesis: that Rustin Parr, who’s said in TBWP to have abducted and killed a group of children in the 1940s under the direction of the witch (think: iconic little handprints all over the house in the woods, the “one kid stands facing the corner while the other is killed” rule), may not actually be responsible for the killings.

Instead, the documentary suggests it may have been the one surviving child from the group, a boy named Kyle Brody, who grew into a man who exhibited mental health issues and wrote in witch language. There’s even a Geraldo Rivera Willowbrook State School-style fictional expose-within-a-mockumentary called White Enamel, where we’re privy to Kyle’s agitated state. It is, quite frankly, a lot, and the implication that the “crazy” person must have actually been the killer is a bummer…but arguably, so is the weirdo loner trope that lives in Rustin Parr’s story. As horror lovers, we just have to take our lumps sometimes. (Although the “witch language” Kyle is seen writing in, Transitus Fluvii, is undeniably awesome — Duolingo, ready when you are.)

Rustin Parr’s whole deal is explored further in The Confessions of Rustin Parr, written by DA Stern, who also wrote the completely awesome companion book The Blair Witch Project Dossier. It’s part investigation, part journal pages from a priest introduced in the TV special who counseled Rustin Parr before his death. The book serves to further dismantle what TBWP set forth as a fairly cut-and-dry case (if you discount the wildcard that the murders were committed under a witch’s control).

Disputing your own story in non-essential bonus materials is kind of a weird and unheard-of thing to do, indie production or not. But TBWP was such a flash-in-the-pan phenomenon that it makes sense that everyone may have been trying to make the most of it in any way possible. And that’s a good thing! It fuels all of the stickman-toting nerds (complimentary) out there to this day. Whether it was Rustin or Kyle, we know it was really the witch behind all the ground-shifting, mind-bending evil-doing, and it seems like the forever fans are cool with a little ambiguity as long as it means we still get to have fun getting lost in the witch’s woods.

Join Kristen and Will this week on Guide to the Unknown as we go to town on Burkittsville. Subscribe on Apple PodcastsSpotify, or wherever you get your podcasts to get a new episode every Friday.

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The Flatulent Foreigners of Stephen King’s ‘Dreamcatcher’ [Horror Queers Podcast]

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After kicking off July with discussions of Joe Dante’s seminal werewolf film The Howling (listen) and Ken Russell’s controversial erotic thriller Crimes of Passion (listen), we’re heading to Maine to dissect one of Stephen King‘s most misguided adaptations in Lawrence Kasdan‘s 2003 misfire Dreamcatcher!

Dreamcatcher sees friends Henry (Thomas Jane), Jonesy (Damian Lewis), Pete (Timothy Olyphant) and Beaver (Jason Lee) reunite for their annual hunting trip in Maine. Their reunion is cut short when they find themselves caught in the middle of a war between a hostile race of farty-farty aliens and an elite US military unit led by Colonel Abraham Curtis (Morgan Freeman), who has been driven mad after spending decades tracking the extraterrestrials. When Jonesy is possessed by one of the aliens, the remaining friends seek out their disabled childhood friend Duddits (Donnie Wahlberg), who they believe has powers that can save Jonesy…and the world.

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Episode 396: Dreamcatcher (2003)

Watch out for “ister gay” (oof), take some Gas-X and bite our bags because we’re talking Lawrence Kasdan’s baffling 2003 adaptation of Stephen King’s equally baffling novel Dreamcatcher.

Join us as we go all in on the farty-farty aliens populating this hilarious misfire that often feels like a bad Kevin Smith script. It’s a film filled with characters who get a single defining trait (if they’re lucky), played by respectable actors who are here for the paycheck (looking at you, Morgan Freeman).

Plus: blown-out assholes, using guns as telephones, pitying poor Donnie Wahlberg, and wondering why the hell this movie is called Dreamcatcher.


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Coming Up Next: We’re going to be lounging around a posh Greenwich Village apartment as we check in on Jimmy Stewart and Grace Kelly in Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window (1954).

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