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“The way I see it, President’s Day is a quantum leap forward for a fledgling filmmaker who has proven over the last 4-years that he’s more than capable making quality films for less. Now, if he could just get a little bit more money for his next feature, maybe he can solve the FX issues and, perhaps, even buy back some of those precious VHS tapes he sold off.”

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It goes without saying that I’ve watched a lot of horror films over the years. Even more so, I’ve watched a lot of microbudget horror films. One of the things that I’ve tried to do over that time is champion talented young filmmakers that are out there trying to create something that not only they love, but that we love. The best part of my job is to see one of those filmmakers really step up their game and deliver an exceptional film. Baltimore-based filmmaker Chris LaMartina is one of those guys.

I’ve know Chris for quite a few years now, since I was first introduced to him by a mutual friend. I covered his debut feature Dead Teenagers for Film Threat back in May 2006. Later Chris sent me his second film Book of Lore which was an expansion on the mythology he created in Dead Teenagers. Both of those films were good, but not great—featuring interesting characterizations, smart dialogue and quality camera set-ups, but suffering from the same problem most no-budget mavericks encounter—no money = poor quality. But you could see the spark there and LaMartina was only just out of his teens at the time so it was easy to be forgiving of his few faults. As the years have gone by his passion for making movies has never wavered. I even remember getting an e-mail from him on MySpace or Facebook notifying all his friends that he was selling off his entire VHS horror collection to fund his next film. That’s dedication people…and…although it shows a fierce desire to make movies, the feat would have been much more frivolous if it has been done by a less talented director. As it stands LaMartina has talent to spare. It’s the cash that keeps eluding him.

Flash forward to 2009 and LaMartina is back, this time, he’s taken a love of horror that begat that entire collection of 1980’s VHS tapes and transfixed it on homaging the genre. With his latest feature President’s Day, the Maryland native has finally transcended (for the most part) the foibles of being broke and making movies.

Everybody loves a good slasher film. Hell…most of us even like a bad slasher film. President’s Day continues a long tradition of holiday horror. This time the film is set around a high school election, where the candidates keep turning up dead—the result of an ax to the extremities courtesy of a rubber masked Abraham Lincoln maniac. The set up is simple and the payoff is satisfying, but it’s the scope of the production that really sets this film apart.

Where most no-budget filmmakers are hampered by nonexistent sets, or remote cabin in the woods locations with minimal cast and crew, LaMartina has brought a virtual studio-level production quality to his film. He’s got tons of principal actors—who can actually act—portraying students, police officers, teachers and administrators. Plus, he’s got an actual school campus populated by hundreds of student extras (not the usual hallway scene with 5 background players) to work with—and he shows much aplomb in utilizing the scope to the films advantage. But all that would mean very little if it wasn’t executed in service of a quality script. Fortunately scripting is where LaMartina really shines. His film is satirical without being overly self-aware. Its touches and tones of Election meets Psycho Beach Party wink and nudge but never push. It doesn’t necessarily play with conventions as much as it embraces them and allows them to act out their natural courses of progression. And finally, it has its red herrings on the line, but the final reveal is still something of a happy and gratifying surprise.

The only real problem the film suffers (and truly this is where the lack of budget shows) is in the special effects department. While the film is populated with the requisite amount of blood and boobs, it’s a shame that some of the FX work comes off as even less natural than a certain pair of breasts in the film. Chris does a fair job at cutting around a few of the lesser gags, but, with a film that takes place mostly in broad daylight it’s hard to disguise all the flaws in the lackluster gore gags—a problem that is actually exacerbated by the fact that the film is so well made. Still, considering what the filmmaker had to work with, shoddy FX work is the only hallmark that this was a film made for peanuts. That’s something I can forgive, even if I can’t exactly forget it.

LaMartina’s film premieres in Baltimore on February 15th (look up the date, if you don’t get it) and I expect that like Book of Lore and Dead Teenagers before it, it will only be a matter of time—and a distribution deal that hopefully will put more than a few pennies back into the directors pocket—before the film is available on DVD for the rest of you lucky gorehounds to check out.

The way I see it, President’s Day is a quantum leap forward for a fledgling filmmaker who has proven over the last 4-years that he’s more than capable making quality films for less. Now, if he could just get a little bit more money for his next feature, maybe he can solve the FX issues and, perhaps, even buy back some of those precious VHS tapes he sold off.

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Friday, June 26 – These 4 New Horror Movies Released at Home Today

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This week kicked off with the release of hippo horror movie Hungry at home, and four more horror movies have arrived for at-home viewing as we head into the final weekend of June.

Here are the new horror movies that released on Friday, June 26, 2026!


The Halloween season can no longer be contained to the months of September and October, with “Summerween” becoming a thing in recent years. Essentially, it allows for Halloween to bleed into the warmer Summer months, and the first ever Summerween movie has arrived.

The Asylum released Summerween onto Digital outlets today.

In the film from writer/director Ryan Ebert, “On Summerween, a former circus clown escapes a mental institution to return to his abandoned mansion and hunt the teens partying there.”

Cole Chapleski, Chase Breithoff, Logan Roe, Sophia Sabol, and Clint Morrison star.

Director Ryan Ebert is the man behind a string of recent indie horrors we’ve covered, including Shark Side of the Moon, The Jolly Monkey, Jurassic Reborn, and Predator: Wastelands.


Avalon Fast interview Camp

A witchy coming-of-age story from Dark Sky Films, Camp is now playing in select theaters.

Check your local listings to find a theater near you.

Camp is from writer-director Avalon Fast (HoneycombThe Serpent’s Skin).

“Emily is the root cause of two devastating tragedies very early in her life, and she feels the weight of these accidents as though cursed. At her father’s suggestion, she takes a position at a summer camp for troubled youth to ease her guilt. When Emily arrives, she is welcomed by the other counselors, who accept her as she is and surround her with peace and forgiveness.

“As Emily begins to believe in a new kind of life, she starts to hear a voice whispering from deep in the woods — one that urges her to go home, and one that may be impossible to ignore.”

The film stars Zola Grimmer in her screen debut alongside Alice WordsworthCherry MooreLea Rose Sebastianis (Castration Movie Part 1 & 2, In A Violent Nature), Ella ReeceAustyn Van de Kamp (This Too Shall Pass), Sophie Bawks-Smith (Honeycomb), Izza Jarvis, and Aiden Laudersmith.


Producers Tyler Perry and Jason Blum have joined forces for Peacock Original Strung.

The film is now streaming only on Peacock.

“A talented violinist takes a prestigious job as a music tutor for the gifted daughter of an influential and enigmatic family. As she becomes entangled in their opulent world, unsettling secrets begin to surface, forcing her to question her safety, her dreams, and even her sanity.”

Malcolm D. Lee (Scary Movie 5, Space Jam: A New Legacy) directs from a script written by Alan B. McElroy (Wrong Turn, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers).

Chloe Bailey (“Swarm“), Lynn Whitfield (Jaws: The Revenge), Lucien Laviscount (“Scream Queens”), Anna Diop (Us), Coco Jones (Vampires vs. the Bronx), Langley Kirkwood (“Banshee”), and Romy Woods star in Peacock’s Strung.


Produced by Diablo Codydirector Meredith Alloway’s Forbidden Fruits brought a new coven of witches to the big screen earlier this year, and it’s now streaming on Shudder.

Lola Tung (“The Summer I Turned Pretty”), Victoria Pedretti (“The Haunting of Hill House”), Alexandra Shipp (Tragedy Girls), Gabrielle Union (Breaking In), and Emma Chamberlain star in Forbidden Fruits, released by IFC and Shudder.

Free Eden employee Apple secretly runs a witchy femme cult in the basement of the mall store after hours. But when new hire Pumpkin challenges the group’s ‘girl boss’ ways, the women are forced to face their own poisons or succumb to a bloody fate. 

Forbidden Fruits grabbed me by the neck the very first time I read it,” Diablo Cody said. “It’s one of the craziest, most creative, beautifully bonkers projects I’ve ever worked on.”

Meagan Navarro writes in her review for Bloody Disgusting, “Forbidden Fruits may not necessarily forge new terrain in the teen satire space, but Alloway brings so much style and energy to her well-cast single-location stage play adaptation for the Gen Z crowd.”

The film is an adaptation of playwright Lily Houghton’s stage play Of the Women Came the Beginning of Sin and Through Her We All Die. Alloway and Houghton co-adapted.


This week’s new release roundups are presented by HUNGRY.

All aboard the swamp tour from hell – this hippo isn’t playing games…

HUNGRY is now available on Digital. Watch it now!

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