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“The way I see it, President’s Day is a quantum leap forward for a fledgling filmmaker who has proven over the last 4-years that he’s more than capable making quality films for less. Now, if he could just get a little bit more money for his next feature, maybe he can solve the FX issues and, perhaps, even buy back some of those precious VHS tapes he sold off.”

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It goes without saying that I’ve watched a lot of horror films over the years. Even more so, I’ve watched a lot of microbudget horror films. One of the things that I’ve tried to do over that time is champion talented young filmmakers that are out there trying to create something that not only they love, but that we love. The best part of my job is to see one of those filmmakers really step up their game and deliver an exceptional film. Baltimore-based filmmaker Chris LaMartina is one of those guys.

I’ve know Chris for quite a few years now, since I was first introduced to him by a mutual friend. I covered his debut feature Dead Teenagers for Film Threat back in May 2006. Later Chris sent me his second film Book of Lore which was an expansion on the mythology he created in Dead Teenagers. Both of those films were good, but not great—featuring interesting characterizations, smart dialogue and quality camera set-ups, but suffering from the same problem most no-budget mavericks encounter—no money = poor quality. But you could see the spark there and LaMartina was only just out of his teens at the time so it was easy to be forgiving of his few faults. As the years have gone by his passion for making movies has never wavered. I even remember getting an e-mail from him on MySpace or Facebook notifying all his friends that he was selling off his entire VHS horror collection to fund his next film. That’s dedication people…and…although it shows a fierce desire to make movies, the feat would have been much more frivolous if it has been done by a less talented director. As it stands LaMartina has talent to spare. It’s the cash that keeps eluding him.

Flash forward to 2009 and LaMartina is back, this time, he’s taken a love of horror that begat that entire collection of 1980’s VHS tapes and transfixed it on homaging the genre. With his latest feature President’s Day, the Maryland native has finally transcended (for the most part) the foibles of being broke and making movies.

Everybody loves a good slasher film. Hell…most of us even like a bad slasher film. President’s Day continues a long tradition of holiday horror. This time the film is set around a high school election, where the candidates keep turning up dead—the result of an ax to the extremities courtesy of a rubber masked Abraham Lincoln maniac. The set up is simple and the payoff is satisfying, but it’s the scope of the production that really sets this film apart.

Where most no-budget filmmakers are hampered by nonexistent sets, or remote cabin in the woods locations with minimal cast and crew, LaMartina has brought a virtual studio-level production quality to his film. He’s got tons of principal actors—who can actually act—portraying students, police officers, teachers and administrators. Plus, he’s got an actual school campus populated by hundreds of student extras (not the usual hallway scene with 5 background players) to work with—and he shows much aplomb in utilizing the scope to the films advantage. But all that would mean very little if it wasn’t executed in service of a quality script. Fortunately scripting is where LaMartina really shines. His film is satirical without being overly self-aware. Its touches and tones of Election meets Psycho Beach Party wink and nudge but never push. It doesn’t necessarily play with conventions as much as it embraces them and allows them to act out their natural courses of progression. And finally, it has its red herrings on the line, but the final reveal is still something of a happy and gratifying surprise.

The only real problem the film suffers (and truly this is where the lack of budget shows) is in the special effects department. While the film is populated with the requisite amount of blood and boobs, it’s a shame that some of the FX work comes off as even less natural than a certain pair of breasts in the film. Chris does a fair job at cutting around a few of the lesser gags, but, with a film that takes place mostly in broad daylight it’s hard to disguise all the flaws in the lackluster gore gags—a problem that is actually exacerbated by the fact that the film is so well made. Still, considering what the filmmaker had to work with, shoddy FX work is the only hallmark that this was a film made for peanuts. That’s something I can forgive, even if I can’t exactly forget it.

LaMartina’s film premieres in Baltimore on February 15th (look up the date, if you don’t get it) and I expect that like Book of Lore and Dead Teenagers before it, it will only be a matter of time—and a distribution deal that hopefully will put more than a few pennies back into the directors pocket—before the film is available on DVD for the rest of you lucky gorehounds to check out.

The way I see it, President’s Day is a quantum leap forward for a fledgling filmmaker who has proven over the last 4-years that he’s more than capable making quality films for less. Now, if he could just get a little bit more money for his next feature, maybe he can solve the FX issues and, perhaps, even buy back some of those precious VHS tapes he sold off.

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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]

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Renate Reinsve in 'Backrooms' - Horror ARGs

Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.

And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.

However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.

The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).

While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).

At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.

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