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Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark (TV)

“1973’s ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’ is another member of this highly-revered class of TV-movie graduates. Considered solid enough to be the basis for this year’s Guillermo Del Toro-produced remake, its whimsical quaintness still provokes feelings of potent nostalgia, especially among Gen-Xers. Unfortunately, time has not been particularly kind to this entry in the canon.”

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Largely neglected and forgotten by the world, the ABC Movie-of-the-Week was once a staple of American television viewing. A huge ratings boost for the runty network, the MOW revolutionized TV in the early- to mid-70s, creating a long-lasting impact on the future of programming, much like the “reality TV” surge of the 90s. ABC aired dozens of titles over the years, most of which flaunted lavish production values and veteran casts.

Although the budgets were considered extravagant for the time period, let’s take a moment to put things in perspective. A one year order of 30-35 TV movies cost ABC approximately $15-$18 million, while Breaking Bad’s current production budget is $3 million-per-episode. Adjusted for inflation, ABC was paying approximately $1 million for a 75-minute feature while AMC is currently coughing up $3 million for a 44-minute episode.

Today the majority of ABC’s TV-movies are so dated and cheesy that they prove almost unwatchable (the average viewer rating for MOWs on IMDB is around 5 out of 10). Interestingly, the only films from the TV-movie subgenre that have managed to retain any real resonance are the horror titles. Beginning with Steven Spielberg’s Duel (1971)––the godfather to which all other Movies-of-the-Week must pay their due respects––the ABC pedigree includes much-beloved cult classics Bad Ronald (1974), Trilogy of Terror (1975), and the supremely chilling Don’t Go to Sleep (1982)––one of my all-time favorites, still frustratingly unavailable on DVD. 1973’s Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark is another member of this highly-revered class of TV-movie graduates. Considered solid enough to be the basis for this year’s Guillermo Del Toro-produced remake, its whimsical quaintness still provokes feelings of potent nostalgia, especially among Gen-Xers. Unfortunately, time has not been particularly kind to this entry in the canon.

When wife Sally and husband Alex inherit a spooky old mansion from a dead gramma, they promptly move into the dump. Although their eccentric handyman Mr. Harris warns against opening the sealed fireplace in the basement, Sally is rich-girl snooty enough to crack open the fireplace her own damn self, which unleashes a trio of mini-demons who proceed to wreak havoc on her pampered life.

While the creatures are mischievous, their early behavior is amusingly innocuous, and Sally (played by Kim Darby, who readers of this website would most readily recognize from Halloween 6 and Teen Wolf Too) overreacts to every bland prank with a horrified facial expression that suggests she’s just gazed directly into the yawning mouth of hell. They frighten her by appearing behind a flowered centerpiece at a dinner party, they hide behind window curtains and tug at her skirt as she walks by, and (in what is probably the movie’s most irritating, yet memorable, detail) they whiningly implore poor Sally to “Let us free! Let us free!” Although nothing truly malicious happens until after the halfway point, Sally’s overt horror is a steadfast, hilarious presence from the opening moments.

The film’s strongest attribute is undoubtedly its campy surrealism, although it can be difficult to tell whether or not the nightmarish tone is intentional. The tiny demons in Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark are played by full-grown adults in black costumes and creepy moon-faced masks, a fact made obvious with every goofy forced perspective shot. When a demon peeks out from behind books on a shelf, you can practically see the texture of the giant sheet of Styrofoam the books were cut from. Some images and scenes are just offbeat and bizarre enough to have a lasting impact, which probably explains the film’s respectable cult following. Later films like Trilogy of Terror and Cat’s Eye improved on the special effects considerably, allowing an increased suspension of audience disbelief, which eventually led to real scares. But Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark isn’t as ambitious as either of those films, and it shows. While it may not hold up as well as other made-for-TV horror movies from the time period, it still remains a trippy little ride.

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‘Final Destination: Bloodlines’ Adds “Chucky” Actor Teo Briones and More to Lead Cast

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Pictured: Teo Briones in "Chucky" Season Two

The Final Destination franchise is returning to life with Final Destination: Bloodlines. With filming now underway, THR reports that three actors have joined the lead cast, including “Chucky” actor Teo Briones.

Brec Bassinger (“Stargirl”) and Kaitlyn Santa Juana (The Friendship Game) join Teo Briones, who played Junior Wheeler in season two of “Chucky,” as the leads in the sixth installment of the horror franchise.

Zach Lipovsky and Adam B. Stein (Freaks) are directing the fresh installment that also includes Richard Harmon (“The 100”, Grave Encounters 2), Anna Lore, Owen Patrick Joyner, Max Lloyd-Jones (The Book Of Boba Fett), Rya Kihlstedt (Obi Wan Kenobi), and Tinpo Lee (The Manor) among the cast.

Production is now underway in Vancouver.

What can we expect from the upcoming Final Destination 6? Speaking with Collider, franchise creator Jeffrey Reddick offered up an intriguing (and mysterious) tease last year.

“This film dives into the film in such a unique way that it attacks it from a different angle so you don’t feel like, ‘Oh, there’s an amazing setup and then there’s gonna be one wrinkle that can potentially save you all that you have to kind of make a moral choice about or do to solve it.’ There’s an expansion of the universe that – I’m being so careful,” Reddick teased.

Reddick continued, “It kind of unearths a whole deep layer to the story that kind of, yes, makes it really, really interesting.”

Final Destination: Bloodlines is written by Lori Evans Taylor (“Wicked Wicked Games”) and Guy Busick (Scream), with Jon Watts (Spider-Man: No Way Home) producing.

Producers on the new movie for New Line Cinema also include Dianne McGunigle (Cop Car) as well as Final Destination producers Craig Perry and Sheila Hanahan Taylor.

This will be the sixth installment in the hit franchise, and the first in over ten years. Each film centers on “Death” hunting down young friends who survive a mass casualty event.

The latest entry is expected in 2025, coinciding with the original film’s 25th anniversary.

 

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