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‘Little Bites’ Review – This Monster Metaphor Needs a Tighter Edit [FF 2024]
Monsters as metaphors are nothing new to the world of fiction, allowing creators to find novel ways to explore the unknown through horror tropes. The genre has seen a surplus of films using this device in the 10 years since Jennifer Kent’s The Babadook was released to critical and commercial success, and we can now add Spider One‘s Little Bites to the list. It’s a well-intentioned film, with the musician-turned-filmmaker delivering a visually striking parental horror film that boasts a strong lead performance, but it suffers from a transparent script and some severe pacing issues.
Widowed mother Mindy (Krsy Fox, Terrifier 3) is in the middle of a depressive episode. She sends her daughter Alice (Elizabeth Phoenix Caro) to stay with her mother (Bonnie Aarons, The Nun) while attending to a hideous creature (Jon Sklaroff) that lives in her basement closet. “Attending,” in this case, means allowing the creature to bite Mindy all over her body whenever it rings its dinner bell, slowly consuming her flesh as she grows weaker and weaker. Realizing she cannot continue living this way, she decides to take a stand against the creature before it can latch its jaws onto her daughter’s flesh.
Little Bites marks the third feature for Rob Zombie’s younger sibling, following 2022’s Allegoria and last year’s Bury the Bride, and he shares his brother’s penchant for casting his wife in lead roles. Fox is strong as Mindy, thankfully, as she has to carry the film for the bulk of its runtime. Her transition from meek to assertive feels earned thanks to her performance. Aarons, meanwhile, feels like she’s acting in a different movie entirely, injecting a dose of camp into a film that is anything but. Sklaroff successfully acts through layers of makeup, making the most of his screen time while spending most of it crouched on a closet floor.
Cameo appearances from horror royalty like Heather Langenkamp as a fellow mother offering Mindy sage advice and Barbara Crampton as a Child Protective Services worker are welcome, though Crampton’s two scenes likely could have been condensed to one to help alleviate the aforementioned pacing issues. Chaz Bono also shows up in another cameo as a potential replacement victim for the creature (notably, his mother Cher is credited as an executive producer on the film).
Working against Little Bites is the fact that there’s nothing particularly novel about its premise. The monster being a metaphor is nothing new to the horror genre, and Spider One’s screenplay makes it fairly obvious from the beginning what that metaphor is. It’s a weakness that the writer/director can’t seem to overcome, creating a frankly languid pace as the film lumbers along to its finale. A tighter edit would have improved things greatly, as there’s a solid 90-minute movie buried somewhere in this 105-minute one.
Thankfully, Little Bites does show signs of life once Caro’s Alice enters the picture, leading to a final confrontation with the creature that really works in the film’s favor. It’s not quite enough to justify the earlier narrative missteps, but that it sticks the landing is laudable.
While the screenplay suffers, the same cannot be said of the film’s technical aspects. Spider One has a keen visual eye, and he film gets a lot of mileage out of shadows, especially when hiding the creature. Makeup effects are equally impressive, be it the creature itself or Mindy’s gruesome bites. Said bites hit hard, with each one sounding particularly juicy thanks to the film’s strong sound design.
Little Bites shows signs of promise from the burgeoning filmmaker, but an obvious script and sluggish pacing keep it from becoming something truly special.
Little Bites had its world premiere at Fantastic Fest and will be released in theaters and VOD on October 4th.

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‘Above & Below’ Review: Antonio Banderas Steals the Show in This Bloody Shark Thriller
Killer shark movies seem to be riding high this year, more in quantity than quality, but still – they’re one of the most ubiquitous subgenres in horror right now. The latest entry comes from Jesse V. Johnson, an established action director dipping his toe into the realm of animal attack cinema for the first time (despite what the titles of his films Savage Dog and White Elephant might suggest). Above & Below features some very hungry sharks alongside a substantial body count, but it’s some very bad men who rack up most of the kills.
A group of friends is enjoying a fun vacation in Mexico when the screw-up of the bunch, Kyle (Diego Llinas), brings them an offer they can’t refuse. They’re being treated to an exclusive cage diving trip on a big, beautiful, luxury power catamaran with a guarantee of seeing some sharks up close. Kyle’s sister, Tatiana (Laura Marano), is hesitant, but she’s overruled by her boyfriend TJ (Donncha Tynan), and their couple friends, Kayle (Christina Ochoa) and Danny (Ryan Bertroche).
Should be fun, why not, what could go wrong, and so on, but then a pair of quiet heavies (Louis Mandylor, Jess Liaudin) with matching Louis Vuitton bags join the passenger list. And then another boat joins them at sea, and three armed men (including a terrifically entertaining Antonio Banderas) climb aboard. And then those hungry sharks aren’t hungry for long.
Like the recent Dangerous Animals and The Bay, Johnson’s Above & Below takes the wise tact of casting its sharks as an underlying threat instead of the main obstacle. They’re both dangerous and deadly when encountered, but the film blends its genre conventions to zero in on mad, greedy, and murderous humans as the true antagonists. It’s a good thing, too, as the actors bringing those villains to life give the film’s best, most engaging performances.

Writer Anthony Steven Giordano doesn’t give this group of friends much to work with – Kyle is a troublemaker, and Tatiana is planning to break up with TJ, but there’s otherwise very little at play between them in regard to drama or depth. The performances, while mostly competent, match that level of detail, and it’s instead the bad guys who find the most to play with as both characters and performers.
Mandylor carries the familiar but fun bulldog persona he’s mastered through a few earlier films with Johnson (including The Debt Collector and its sequel), and his Martin is the villainous loose cannon equivalent of Kyle’s less harmful but more obnoxious pain in the ass. It’s Kyle’s mistake that lands his friends on this boat, but it’s Martin’s error in judgment that signs nearly everyone’s death warrant. Liaudin has the less showier role of the pair as Garrison, but there’s a charismatic gentility about him running in interesting contrast to his muscular frame and cauliflower ears.
It’s Banderas’ Carlos, though, who steals the show in Above & Below and makes it clear why it’s often worth bringing a name talent into the mix for these direct-to-video genre pictures. (That said, they probably should have bumped his paycheck a little bit higher so they didn’t have to use painfully obvious stand-ins when his character is filmed from behind.) He plays the film’s big bad with a joyous sense of life that he can turn on a dime into abject cruelty. It’s fun to watch, and it adds an entertaining bit of craziness into some otherwise serious and occasionally meandering beats.
Less successful, and the film’s biggest issue on the performance front, is Marano’s efforts, particularly when Tatiana’s talking underwater. The SCUBA helmets are wired so divers can talk to each other, and while the scenes are actually shot underwater (and look good as a result), the dialogue performances were clearly recorded later. Nothing wrong with that in theory, but Marano’s recording booth performance never matches or even approaches the intensity of the underwater scenes she’s voicing – bodies are falling around her, sharks are taking bites, and she sounds like she’s lounging in the bathtub on a lazy Sunday afternoon. It doesn’t get much more convincing once she’s back topside, but the script is equally to blame on that count.

Still, flat performance aside, Johnson knows how to craft thrills and suspense infused with character and even the smallest of action beats. Part of the film sees criminal threats on board the boat and shark dangers below, and he cuts between them while rarely losing their sense of tension. The script also succeeds at keeping viewers guessing as to who will survive the excursion, and that’s no small feat for these kinds of films.
While stunts and squibs keep things somewhat lively above the water, Johnson and friends find some solid set pieces below the surface too. The sharks are CG creations, but they look pretty good – it’s really only the CG blood that screams “fake!” every time it appears – and deliver minor thrills as they glide out of the shadows to take a bite or do a quick drive-by. Characters are in a shark cage that’s been dropped to the ocean floor, and as their air tanks run low, they’re forced to exit the cage and retrieve air from the dead, leading to some fun interactions with chewed-upon dummy corpses. One encounter involving Tatiana, Martin, and a Great White shark is a real high point of creativity and execution.
The film is set in Mexico but filmed in Bulgaria and the Canary Islands. Land sequences are limited enough that you probably won’t even notice, and the bulk of the film is convincing with its offshore setting. Similarly, the underwater filming – presumably in a tank – adds an additional layer to the illusion so that you feel the dangerous isolation of it all.
At the end of the day, it’s Johnson’s direction and the performances by Banderas, Mandylor, and Liaudin that might make Above & Below worth your time. The script teases a recurrent theme about the dangerous outcome of keeping secrets, but as with the characters and anything resembling logic, it ultimately does nothing with it. Johnson and his bad guys fight to keep it all afloat, but a better script could have given them even more to work with. Of course, no one comes to these movies for the script anyway, but you’ll still wish there was far more meat on its bones.
Above & Below swims into select theaters today, July 29.


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