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‘Little Bites’ Review – This Monster Metaphor Needs a Tighter Edit [FF 2024]
Monsters as metaphors are nothing new to the world of fiction, allowing creators to find novel ways to explore the unknown through horror tropes. The genre has seen a surplus of films using this device in the 10 years since Jennifer Kent’s The Babadook was released to critical and commercial success, and we can now add Spider One‘s Little Bites to the list. It’s a well-intentioned film, with the musician-turned-filmmaker delivering a visually striking parental horror film that boasts a strong lead performance, but it suffers from a transparent script and some severe pacing issues.
Widowed mother Mindy (Krsy Fox, Terrifier 3) is in the middle of a depressive episode. She sends her daughter Alice (Elizabeth Phoenix Caro) to stay with her mother (Bonnie Aarons, The Nun) while attending to a hideous creature (Jon Sklaroff) that lives in her basement closet. “Attending,” in this case, means allowing the creature to bite Mindy all over her body whenever it rings its dinner bell, slowly consuming her flesh as she grows weaker and weaker. Realizing she cannot continue living this way, she decides to take a stand against the creature before it can latch its jaws onto her daughter’s flesh.
Little Bites marks the third feature for Rob Zombie’s younger sibling, following 2022’s Allegoria and last year’s Bury the Bride, and he shares his brother’s penchant for casting his wife in lead roles. Fox is strong as Mindy, thankfully, as she has to carry the film for the bulk of its runtime. Her transition from meek to assertive feels earned thanks to her performance. Aarons, meanwhile, feels like she’s acting in a different movie entirely, injecting a dose of camp into a film that is anything but. Sklaroff successfully acts through layers of makeup, making the most of his screen time while spending most of it crouched on a closet floor.
Cameo appearances from horror royalty like Heather Langenkamp as a fellow mother offering Mindy sage advice and Barbara Crampton as a Child Protective Services worker are welcome, though Crampton’s two scenes likely could have been condensed to one to help alleviate the aforementioned pacing issues. Chaz Bono also shows up in another cameo as a potential replacement victim for the creature (notably, his mother Cher is credited as an executive producer on the film).
Working against Little Bites is the fact that there’s nothing particularly novel about its premise. The monster being a metaphor is nothing new to the horror genre, and Spider One’s screenplay makes it fairly obvious from the beginning what that metaphor is. It’s a weakness that the writer/director can’t seem to overcome, creating a frankly languid pace as the film lumbers along to its finale. A tighter edit would have improved things greatly, as there’s a solid 90-minute movie buried somewhere in this 105-minute one.
Thankfully, Little Bites does show signs of life once Caro’s Alice enters the picture, leading to a final confrontation with the creature that really works in the film’s favor. It’s not quite enough to justify the earlier narrative missteps, but that it sticks the landing is laudable.
While the screenplay suffers, the same cannot be said of the film’s technical aspects. Spider One has a keen visual eye, and he film gets a lot of mileage out of shadows, especially when hiding the creature. Makeup effects are equally impressive, be it the creature itself or Mindy’s gruesome bites. Said bites hit hard, with each one sounding particularly juicy thanks to the film’s strong sound design.
Little Bites shows signs of promise from the burgeoning filmmaker, but an obvious script and sluggish pacing keep it from becoming something truly special.
Little Bites had its world premiere at Fantastic Fest and will be released in theaters and VOD on October 4th.

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‘You’re Dead to Me’ Review: An Ambitious but Overcrowded Love Letter to ’90s Horror
You’re Dead to Me, the new Gen-Z horror film from director Juan Pablo Arias Munoz, bills itself as a love letter to ’90s horror classics, and it launches into that vibe immediately with an opening sequence clearly modeled on the opening of Wes Craven‘s Scream. It’s either gutsy or foolhardy, but right away, you get a sense of the film’s ambitions.
The problem is that when you come at something like Scream, you better not miss, and for all its well-cultivated ’90s horror vibes and its efforts to become something singular along the way, there’s a lot about You’re Dead to Me that misses. This is a movie that wants to be at least half a dozen things at the same time, and while it’s got solid visuals, a game cast, and lots of bravado, it’s simply spread too thin to make any of its ideas satisfying.
Indy (Siena Agudong) and Brynn (Jessica Belkin) are best friends, bonded by their shared struggles with loss (Brynn’s mother is gone, as is one of Indy’s sisters) and the feeling that they’re the only people in their high school who truly understand one another. When we meet them, they’ve opted to stay away from the traditional high school celebrations and host a “Too Pretty for Prom” party at a secluded mansion owned by Brynn’s absent father. It’s a chance to grow closer and celebrate their way, even if the only other guest is their mutual friend Jordan (Conor Husting) and everyone else seems to have opted for prom.
But the vibes are soon squashed. While Indy and Jordan try to work up the courage to give Brynn some bad news about their post-high school plans, a classmate turns up dead, reigniting speculation that a serial killer is operating in town. Throw in a deranged neighbor (Denise Richards) who won’t take no for an answer, and it feels like the walls are closing in on the trio, particularly as Indy starts to have visions she can’t explain tied to her sister, Brynn’s mother, and a room she’s never seen before.

A slasher and weird visions? Yes, and here’s where You’re Dead to Me starts to play with its true tribute to ’90s horror, helped along by co-writer and producer Terry Castle, daughter of William Castle, who helped get those Dark Castle remakes off the ground at the turn of the Millennium.
This is a movie that isn’t satisfied to simply be a slasher, playing within the firmly established bounds of that subgenre. It wants to be a slasher and a psychological drama and a possibly supernatural piece of Gothic horror, with notes on internalized misogyny and conformity sprinkled in along the way. There are classic slasher sequences with lots of suspense, but there are also wild dream sequences full of quick cuts, jittery frame rates, and jump scares, all eventually centering around Indy and the transitional phase of her life where the film begins.
She’s on the cusp of college, of a new life full of possibilities, but she feels beholden to the people who got her there, to the support system she’s leaving behind, and, of course, to her best friend. Her mental state is reflected in the often chaotic nature of the film, and when You’re Dead to Me is playing within these bounds, helped along with dreamy visuals and genuine tension, it’s working.
But somewhere along the way, that sense of chaos starts to grate against the audience, and You’re Dead to Me starts to drag under the weight of its own ambitions. It’s clear that the hybrid subgenre mash-up of the story is meant to render it unconventional in both the slasher space and the psychological horror space, but that can only take you so far before the film needs a narrative around which it can coalesce. The core has to stay strong, and for all the style points it racks up along the way, the movie just can’t hold on to that emotional tether that keeps us hooked to the end, in part because it wants so badly to keep us guessing that we lose all sense of direction.

I’ll give you an example: At one point, a teenage boy in the year 2025 answers a phone call from another teenage boy who simply says that he’s sending a link. A phone call just to say “I’m sending you a link.” Why? Because the film has established, in the proud Scream tradition, that when the phone rings, a killer might be calling, so the phone needs to ring to keep up suspense. In another scene, a character sits up and swears she hears something, and as we in the audience hear a very audible human scream, she says she hears “footsteps.”
Characters who come and go may as well have “Red Herring” stamped on their foreheads, and the film spends so much time building up lore and backstory that it barely leaves room for slasher chases and spectral nightmares. Then, when the spectral nightmares do come, we’re left unsure what’s real anymore, until the third act finally, sort of, explains why it all feels so disjointed. It’s a movie that aims at deliberate obfuscation and misdirection, but just ends up confusing.
Which is a shame, because there’s a lot of talent on display here, and I don’t just mean with the visuals. The young cast is earnest and exciting, the premise is interesting, there are flashes of really solid storytelling in the script, and the kills, when we get them, actually work.
If this film had picked a lane, or even two lanes, and tightened up its thematic concerns along the way, it might be something much more satisfying. As it is, it’s an overstuffed mess, but at least it’s an interesting one.
You’re Dead to Me is available on Digital and VOD on July 7.

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