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‘Primitive War’ Review – Vietnam Dinosaur Movie Gets Bloody But Takes Itself Too Seriously
Sending an elite military squad into hostile territory overrun by prehistoric predators is the precise type of high concept that’s all but guaranteed to get butts in seats. Blending a violent Vietnam war movie with dinosaur carnage dangles thrilling potential for genre fun, but Primitive War, writer/director/VFX supervisor Luke Sparke’s adaptation of author Ethan Pettus’ sci-fi military novel, squanders it with a bloated runtime overstuffed with tropes yet stretched thin on plot.
Set during the Vietnam War in 1968, Primitive War introduces its core team, a recon unit known as Vulture Squad, a search and rescue group demonstrating their skills through gunfire in a jungle combat opening sequence. Upon returning from that mission, they’re assigned new orders that will send them into an isolated jungle valley to rescue a missing Green Beret platoon, only to discover that a Soviet experiment has unleashed hordes of ravenous dinosaurs that will thwart their path at every turn.
There’s not much to Primitive War beyond that. A group of soldiers facing dangerous threats at every turn, fighting their way to complete their mission, and often dying in grisly fashion. The good news is that the deaths do frequently come with buckets of blood and entrails spilled, and the dino onslaught is constant. But that’s also about where the good news ends.

Primitive War presents an ensemble cast of dino fodder, but it’s nearly impossible to tell who’s who or why we should care. Sergeant First Class Ryan Baker (Ryan Kwanten) stands out as the squad’s leader, but only barely due to his affinity for getting into other characters’ faces and screaming orders or venting frustrations. Beyond that, the Vulture Squad is indistinguishable in both appearance and personality, each cookie-cutter depictions of war movie cliches. The film’s R-rating feels more earned by its constant f-bombs than gore; it mistakes shouting and cursing for characterization without ever bothering to venture further to set each member apart. Sophia (Tricia Helfer) comes the closest to resembling a fully realized character, as the guilt-ridden morphine addict who aids the squad, but still can’t overcome paper-thin writing or a cartoonish Russian accent.
That’d be fine, considering most are designated for brutal demises, but it’s clear by the emotional music swells and slowed-down hero moments that we’re meant to know who they are and care before they perish. Also unhelpful is the way that most deaths and the action are framed. Photosensitive viewers beware; Sparke is fond of employing strobing lights to obscure both the action and the dinosaur VFX, which in turn also further obscures the characters we’re meant to grow attached to. There’s no real sense of blocking in combat scenes, either, just unfocused chaos on screen. As for the dinosaurs themselves, Sparke’s VFX struggles to render them realistic in broad daylight but fares better under the shroud of night and white flashes of gunfire.

Tonally, Primitive War tends to take itself way too seriously to a tedious degree, stretching that two-hour and fifteen-minute runtime into a grueling marathon, but will occasionally insert puzzling bursts of silliness, like introducing a Tyrannosaurus rex mated pair, one with a feminine tuft of feathery hair. They’re the only dinosaurs of the entire film to display any intelligence beyond the animalistic instincts, pointing to the film’s disregard for consistency or logic.
Despite the constant forward movement of the soldiers running and gunning their way through war terrain while dodging prehistoric attacks, Primitive War is surprisingly inert. There’s not enough meat on its bones to sustain its padded runtime, giving audiences nothing to grab hold of while we wait for the next dino attack. It’s a mashup that fails both sides of the equation, resulting in a violent dinosaur actioner more interested in overused tropes and soundtrack than B-movie fun.
Primitive War releases in theaters on August 21, 2025.

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‘Backrooms’ Director Kane Parsons Is No Fan of Generative AI: “Defeats the Purpose Entirely for Me”
There has been a lot of talk recently about filmmakers embracing generative AI as part of the filmmaking process, from Darren Aronofsky to Martin Scorsese. But what about filmmakers that are against the use of Gen AI for creative pursuits? You can count 20-year-old Backrooms director Kane Parsons among that group, which should give you some hope for the future.
In a new chat with The Australian, the self-taught young filmmaker makes it crystal clear that he won’t be using generative AI in any of his upcoming filmmaking projects.
“I think I’m in the same boat as most well-adjusted people,” Parsons tells the outlet. “If I could snap my fingers and make generative AI disappear forever, I probably would. Creatively, I get no enjoyment from using those tools. It defeats the purpose entirely for me.”
“What interests me more is interrogating it artistically,” Parsons notes. “We already live in a world where you walk outside and there are billboards and signs that are obvious AI slop. That’s become part of our visual reality. To me, generative AI feels less like innovation than a symptom of a broader cultural and economic rot.”
He explains, “I’m interested in using that iconography in art – not using AI to make the art itself, but examining what it represents. I definitely want to explore it further in future projects.”
Kane Parsons also notes during the interview with The Australian, “… there’s so much at stake and so many genuinely harmful consequences already happening.”
Backrooms marks young prodigy Kane Parsons’ feature directorial debut, and it’s based on his own series of YouTube videos that were brought to life using Blender, the open-source 3D computer graphics software suite. So it’s no surprise that Parsons, who has hand-made his filmmaking career up to this point, isn’t buying into the hoopla around Generative AI.
His debut feature is the #1 movie in the world, so perhaps he’s onto something.
What’s next from Kane Parsons, you ask? Stay tuned…

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