It’s summer, my AC unit is broken, and I’m burning up. It’s getting pointless drinking water because the second I down a glass it all comes...
Okay, horrible facial disfigurement aside, someone REALLY needs to call the doctor! When your nether bits are engulfed in flames and can double as a flamethrower,...
Legendary metal band Dethklok are streaming “I Ejaculate Fire”, the first single from their upcoming album Dethalbum III. The album will be coming out October 16,...
