It’s summer, my AC unit is broken, and I’m burning up. It’s getting pointless drinking water because the second I down a glass it all comes pouring out of forehead anyways.* That’s why I felt like I needed to bring some heat to the weekly Twisted Music Video Of The Week series by showcasing Dethklok‘s “I Ejaculate Fire”!
The animated video shows a Pharaoh getting some sweet blowie action from what appears to be a sexy lady. However, the light reveals her face, showing a horrific monstrosity that has caused his nether regions to become infected with the flames of a thousand suns. As a result, his throbbing purple helmet warrior could easily be a stand in for Ripley’s flamethrower against the Alien Queen and her egg farm.
Now, this video is obviously NSFW so don’t watch this when your boss is around, okay? I’m not getting blamed for that again.
*Yes, I realize I need to keep drinking. It was a joke. Don’t worry people, I’m not going to dehydrate myself to death, although that would be a pretty metal way to go.