I’m not a morning person. Like, in no way, shape, or form do I do well in the morning. I’d much rather stay up into the wee hours of the night when it’s quiet, peaceful, and dark.
Unfortunately, that’s not how the world works. For most things, we need to be up and ready to go in the AM and I’ve learned to deal with that. But in order to get my engines revving, I need a good breakfast to get me going. And that’s where the A Nightmare On Elm St. toaster comes in.
No, I’m not joking. There’s actually a toaster that crisps your bread into looking like Freddy Krueger and his signature finger knives glove is seared into that delicious grain.
The product’s description reads:
He terrorized your dreams while you slept… and now Freddy Krueger haunts your breakfast when you wake up! But don’t worry — while the Springwood Slasher may have felt the burn, your bread and bagels will only endure the perfect amount of heat, toasting the shape of Freddy’s signature bladed glove into each slice. UL-tested and approved, our collectible toaster includes illuminated function buttons for Cancel, Reheat, and Frozen. The Nightmare on Elm Street logo appears on its stylish, glossy black finish. Watch out – it’s the bastard toast of a thousand loafs!
Unfortunately, the product is sold out over at Big Bad Toy Store but hopefully it’ll come back in stock soon.
