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Revisiting Site B in the Ambitious and Disastrous ‘Jurassic Park: Trespasser’

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It’s no surprise that licensed games have developed a certain reputation over the years. While recent titles like Alien Isolation and Dead by Daylight suggest that licensed properties are no longer a digital death sentence, there was a time when games that managed to break free from the tie-in curse were regarded as miracles. Unfortunately, Jurassic Park: Trespasser is not one of those miracles. Loaded with bugs, baffling design choices and serious compatibility issues, this is far from a good product, and I don’t blame critics for bashing it back in 1998. However, despite its flaws, Trespasser also happens to be one of my all-time favorite games, and a unique experience that still deserves to be talked about over two decades later.

The Jurassic Park franchise is no stranger to tie-in games, having released a plethora of licensed platformers and shooters on everything from Arcade Cabinets to the NES, so with the release of 1997’s The Lost World (itself an underrated sequel that also boasts the best tie-in marketing in the franchise), DreamWorks Interactive spared no expense in creating tons of videogame adaptations. From a bizarre RTS narrated by Jeff Goldblum himself (Chaos Island) to a surprisingly violent Tekken clone (Warpath), no genre was safe from the JP brand, though it would ultimately be a FPS that brought the developers to their knees.

The First-Person renaissance was already booming during the mid-90s, with developers everywhere trying to one-up each other with new and bombastic FPS titles. While most games were still arena-shooters and arcade-y Doom clones, we also had gems like Goldeneye and (arguably) System Shock, which allowed for slower-paced exploration and worldbuilding. This goal to craft a believable interactive world was what attracted Dreamworks Interactive to the project that would eventually become known as Trespasser. Approved by Spielberg himself (much like the infamous ET on Atari), the game set out to tell a terrifying side-story within the Jurassic Park universe, focusing on hardcore survival and realistic physics over the usual over-the-top action.

As the game entered production, the developers’ laundry list of innovative features only grew, promising advanced dinosaur A.I. which would make every encounter unique, and a one-of-a-kind physics system that allowed players to interact with the world as if they were really there. The game was also meant to have a tone more similar to Michael Crichton’s original novels, trading in the (somewhat) child-friendly thrills of Spielberg’s vision for a scarier, more down-to-earth experience.

Storywise, the game would take place after The Lost World, putting players in the shoes of Anne, an original character who must fight for survival after crash-landing on the infamous Site B, where Jurassic Park’s dinosaurs were originally grown. Facing off against ravenous predators with makeshift weapons and limited ammo, Anne would also recall portions of John Hammond’s in-universe memoir, further immersing players in a prehistoric nightmare.

Clever girls. Well, almost.

Produced by Seamus Blackley, who would eventually spearhead the development of Microsoft’s Xbox, Trespasser looked like it was going to be an immersive masterpiece that would raise the bar for both licensed games and FPS titles alike. Unfortunately, over-ambition and a tight budget led to something far more disappointing winding up on store shelves. Even after a significant delay (which caused the game to be released over a year after The Lost World hit theaters), the developers were forced to cut corners and break promises in order to simply finish the game, resulting in a disappointing and poorly optimized experience for the lucky few who could actually run it on late-90s hardware.

With little time for testing, the developers had to nix the advanced A.I., making all dinosaurs permanently aggressive while also preventing them from jumping or entering buildings, lest they become entangled in level geometry and crash the game. The physics system was also simplified, with objects lacking friction and most puzzles turning into basic crate-stacking affairs. If that wasn’t enough, the engine couldn’t handle two fully interactive arms at the same time, which led the writers to explain that Anne broke one of her arms in the crash, making her look a bit silly when wielding a rifle.

Beyond the technical issues, the studio also objected to some of the developers’ horror influences, insisting that the game be more action-packed despite everything being planned as a slower-paced thriller. Couple that with countless bugs and unfinished levels, and it’s no surprise that this was widely considered the worst game of 1998, and is often cited as a prime example of the licensed game curse.

However, even with all this criticism, I think there’s a lot to love about Trespasser. There’s no denying that the developers couldn’t deliver on what they promised, but their dedication to trying something new is still admirable. When the game works, the detailed environments and lack of an HUD make it incredibly atmospheric. Even the convoluted aiming controls (which supposedly inspired Octodad and Surgeon Simulator) add tension during combat much like the awkward action in classics like Resident Evil.

Ironically, the game’s subdued horror elements make for some of its best moments, as wandering this seemingly post-apocalyptic space while dreading your next Raptor encounter can be incredibly intense. Had the developers been allowed to embrace the projects’ horrific roots, combat could have been legitimately terrifying instead of messy and annoying, and it would have been easier to forgive some of the other shortcomings.

I swear this was a majestic sight back in the 90s.

Minnie Driver‘s internal monologue as the hapless Anne is also great, and I was always entertained by her oddly charming remarks on how her chances of survival are slim. The legendary Sir Richard Attenborough also reprises his role as John Hammond for the game’s memoir sections, making these curious anecdotes about the history of inGen and Jurassic Park that much more compelling. The game might not have much in the way of a conventional narrative, but it still feels like a worthy companion piece to the JP franchise.

The developers’ reach definitely exceeded their grasp, but they had the courage to attempt things that then-contemporary games could only dream of. Even Valve has admitted that Trespasser was an influence on the physics-based elements of Half-Life 2, which is funny when you consider that the original Half-Life released only a few weeks after Trespasser, outshining all of its attempts at an immersion-focused FPS. Peter Jackson’s King Kong also boasted a surprisingly entertaining videogame adaptation that featured quite a few homages to Trespasser, like the absent HUD and having the protagonist blurt out how much ammo you have left before shooting dinosaurs.

Luckily, I’m not the only one that appreciates Trespasser‘s attempts at a unique survival experience, as the game has developed a robust following of fans and modders that have kept the title alive after all these years. This dedicated community routinely churns out quality-of-life improvements and compatibility solutions over at Trescom (with some of them even working on complete remakes of the game), making this the best time in history to actually try and enjoy Dreamworks Interactive’s ill-fated project.

Trespasser may not be remembered as the game-changing blockbuster that the developers had intended, but it’s still worth revisiting as a landmark in FPS history. Despite all the janky elements, the game was truly ahead of its time, and walked so that future immersive survival titles could run. If you set aside the messy presentation and install a mod or two, there are still genuine thrills to be had on Site B, whether you’re fending off velociraptors with a human skull or just appreciating a prehistoric adventure 65 million years in the making.

Born Brazilian, raised Canadian, Luiz is a writer and Film student that spends most of his time watching movies and subsequently complaining about them.

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‘Amityville Karen’ Is a Weak Update on ‘Serial Mom’ [Amityville IP]

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Twice a month Joe Lipsett will dissect a new Amityville Horror film to explore how the “franchise” has evolved in increasingly ludicrous directions. This is “The Amityville IP.”

A bizarre recurring issue with the Amityville “franchise” is that the films tend to be needlessly complicated. Back in the day, the first sequels moved away from the original film’s religious-themed haunted house storyline in favor of streamlined, easily digestible concepts such as “haunted lamp” or “haunted mirror.”

As the budgets plummeted and indie filmmakers capitalized on the brand’s notoriety, it seems the wrong lessons were learned. Runtimes have ballooned past the 90-minute mark and the narratives are often saggy and unfocused.

Both issues are clearly on display in Amityville Karen (2022), a film that starts off rough, but promising, and ends with a confused whimper.

The promise is embodied by the tinge of self-awareness in Julie Anne Prescott (The Amityville Harvest)’s screenplay, namely the nods to John Waters’ classic 1994 satire, Serial Mom. In that film, Beverly Sutphin (an iconic Kathleen Turner) is a bored, white suburban woman who punished individuals who didn’t adhere to her rigid definition of social norms. What is “Karen” but a contemporary equivalent?

In director/actor Shawn C. Phillips’ film, Karen (Lauren Francesca) is perpetually outraged. In her introductory scenes, she makes derogatory comments about immigrants, calls a female neighbor a whore, and nearly runs over a family blocking her driveway. She’s a broad, albeit familiar persona; in many ways, she’s less of a character than a caricature (the living embodiment of the name/meme).

These early scenes also establish a fairly straightforward plot. Karen is a code enforcement officer with plans to shut down a local winery she has deemed disgusting. They’re preparing for a big wine tasting event, which Karen plans to ruin, but when she steals a bottle of cursed Amityville wine, it activates her murderous rage and goes on a killing spree.

Simple enough, right?

Unfortunately, Amityville Karen spins out of control almost immediately. At nearly every opportunity, Prescott’s screenplay eschews narrative cohesion and simplicity in favour of overly complicated developments and extraneous characters.

Take, for example, the wine tasting event. The film spends an entire day at the winery: first during the day as a band plays, then at a beer tasting (???) that night. Neither of these events are the much touted wine-tasting, however; that is actually a private party happening later at server Troy (James Duval)’s house.

Weirdly though, following Troy’s death, the party’s location is inexplicably moved to Karen’s house for the climax of the film, but the whole event plays like an afterthought and features a litany of characters we have never met before.

This is a recurring issue throughout Amityville Karen, which frequently introduces random characters for a scene or two. Karen is typically absent from these scenes, which makes them feel superfluous and unimportant. When the actress is on screen, the film has an anchor and a narrative drive. The scenes without her, on the other hand, feel bloated and directionless (blame editor Will Collazo Jr., who allows these moments to play out interminably).

Compounding the issue is that the majority of the actors are non-professionals and these scenes play like poorly performed improv. The result is long, dull stretches that features bad actors talking over each other, repeating the same dialogue, and generally doing nothing to advance the narrative or develop the characters.

While Karen is one-note and histrionic throughout the film, at least there’s a game willingness to Francesca’s performance. It feels appropriately campy, though as the film progresses, it becomes less and less clear if Amityville Karen is actually in on the joke.

Like Amityville Cop before it, there are legit moments of self-awareness (the Serial Mom references), but it’s never certain how much of this is intentional. Take, for example, Karen’s glaringly obvious wig: it unconvincingly fails to conceal Francesca’s dark hair in the back, but is that on purpose or is it a technical error?

Ultimately there’s very little to recommend about Amityville Karen. Despite the game performance by its lead and the gentle homages to Serial Mom’s prank call and white shoes after Labor Day jokes, the never-ending improv scenes by non-professional actors, the bloated screenplay, and the jittery direction by Phillips doom the production.

Clocking in at an insufferable 100 minutes, Amityville Karen ranks among the worst of the “franchise,” coming in just above Phillips’ other entry, Amityville Hex.

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The Amityville IP Awards go to…

  • Favorite Subplot: In the afternoon event, there’s a self-proclaimed “hot boy summer” band consisting of burly, bare-chested men who play instruments that don’t make sound (for real, there’s no audio of their music). There’s also a scheming manager who is skimming money off the top, but that’s not as funny.
  • Least Favorite Subplot: For reasons that don’t make any sense, the winery is also hosting a beer tasting which means there are multiple scenes of bartender Alex (Phillips) hoping to bring in women, mistakenly conflating a pint of beer with a “flight,” and goading never before seen characters to chug. One of them describes the beer as such: “It looks like a vampire menstruating in a cup” (it’s a gold-colored IPA for the record, so…no).
  • Amityville Connection: The rationale for Karen’s killing spree is attributed to Amityville wine, whose crop was planted on cursed land. This is explained by vino groupie Annie (Jennifer Nangle) to band groupie Bianca (Lilith Stabs). It’s a lot of nonsense, but it is kind of fun when Annie claims to “taste the damnation in every sip.”
  • Neverending Story: The film ends with an exhaustive FIVE MINUTE montage of Phillips’ friends posing as reporters in front of terrible green screen discussing the “killer Karen” story. My kingdom for Amityville’s regular reporter Peter Sommers (John R. Walker) to return!
  • Best Line 1: Winery owner Dallas (Derek K. Long), describing Karen: “She’s like a walking constipation with a hemorrhoid”
  • Best Line 2: Karen, when a half-naked, bleeding woman emerges from her closet: “Is this a dream? This dream is offensive! Stop being naked!”
  • Best Line 3: Troy, upset that Karen may cancel the wine tasting at his house: “I sanded that deck for days. You don’t just sand a deck for days and then let someone shit on it!”
  • Worst Death: Karen kills a Pool Boy (Dustin Clingan) after pushing his head under water for literally 1 second, then screeches “This is for putting leaves on my plants!”
  • Least Clear Death(s): The bodies of a phone salesman and a barista are seen in Karen’s closet and bathroom, though how she killed them are completely unclear
  • Best Death: Troy is stabbed in the back of the neck with a bottle opener, which Karen proceeds to crank
  • Wannabe Lynch: After drinking the wine, Karen is confronted in her home by Barnaby (Carl Solomon) who makes her sign a crude, hand drawn blood contract and informs her that her belly is “pregnant from the juices of his grapes.” Phillips films Barnaby like a cross between the unhoused man in Mulholland Drive and the Mystery Man in Lost Highway. It’s interesting, even if the character makes absolutely no sense.
  • Single Image Summary: At one point, a random man emerges from the shower in a towel and excitedly poops himself. This sequence perfectly encapsulates the experience of watching Amityville Karen.
  • Pray for Joe: Many of these folks will be back in Amityville Shark House and Amityville Webcam, so we’re not out of the woods yet…

Next time: let’s hope Christmas comes early with 2022’s Amityville Christmas Vacation. It was the winner of Fangoria’s Best Amityville award, after all!

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