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[BEST & WORST ’11] Lonmonster’s List of the Best Horror Films of 2011!

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Bloody Disgusting 2011 Best and Worst Horror Movies

I’ve been watching horror films for many, many years but this was the first year I was able to do so as a critic for B-D. Having to watch movies and consider which to rank in a “Best of the Year” list was quite daunting given the amount of movies that I watched over the past year. This is easily the most difficult list I’ve written to date, but I suppose that’s only a good thing; it means there were a whole slew of phenomenal horror movies this year.

I had my list cut down to about sixteen titles, and I struggled to cut any more for a long time. But, alas, it had to be done for you boils and ghouls. After ranking, and re-ranking my list too many times, after putting each film through the usual criteria for what makes a great film, in the end it came down to one simple question: how much do love this movie?

Any one of my top five films easily could have landed a spot as the number one title this year, but when the battle came between a horror comedy and a brilliant exploration of post-apocalyptic cinema, I had my winner.

Best Horror of 2011: Lonmonster

Mr. Disgusting (Best/Worst) | Ryan Daley (Best/Worst) | BC (Best/Worst) | David Harley (Best/Worst)
Micah (Best/Worst) | Lonmonster (Best/Worst) | Evan Dickson (Best/Worst) | Lauren Taylor (Best/Worst)
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10. Absentia (July 1; Phase 4 Films)


Though this film is far from perfect, it really captures the dreadful enigma behind missing persons and the grievous effects it can have on those around them. As far as low-budget horror films go this is one looks wonderful. Somehow, Absentia manages to scare the crap out of you, without ever showing the actual monster, which is described as a giant silver-fish-like creature (gross) that steals people from the real world and drags them into some unknown realm. Absentia relies on the audience’s own mind to create a sense of dread and fear rather than using cheap scare tactics and loud noises, something that is not done nearly enough in modern horror.

9. Final Destination 5 3D (August 12; New Line Cinema/ Warner Bros.)


When you get to the fifth installment in a franchise it’s not bloody likely that it will be good, let alone the best of the series. To be completely honest, I never felt any sort of affinity for the FD franchise until this film. The opening death sequence is breathtakingly executed, and the hits just keep on coming. Steven Quale does an incredible job of setting up the death scenes making sure to present tons of cringe worthy potential kill-weapons before the inevitable death actually occurs. The choreography is stunning, and the kills are brutal, but the best part about FD5 is that it doesn’t try to be anything other than what it is: a cheesy teen horror flick with gruesomely novel kill scenes.

8. A Lonely Place to Die (November 3; IFC Films)


Though it was quite a slow year for thrillers, Julian Gilbey literally takes action and tension to a new plateau in A Lonely Place to Die. This is one film that you will remember for years not only because of relentless intensity, but also because of the gorgeous cinematography. Although the end suffers from some sloppy script work, A Lonely Place To Die is a high-octane ride that will have you cringing from start to finish. This thriller marks Julian Gilbey as a big name to watch out for.

7. Insidious (April 1; FilmDistrict)


James Wan, director of Saw and Dead Silence, returns to deliver a penetrating film that will split audiences straight down the middle. Insidious takes some huge risks rather than playing it safe like most other haunted house movies, which leads to a truly uncanny (in the Freudian sense of the word) conclusion. The aesthetic appeal of the film is undeniable; the camera work is both creepy and beautiful in Wan’s emblematic style, and for that reason alone this is a film that will be watched over and over again by haters and non-haters alike.

6. TrollHunter (May 6; Magnet Releasing)


The handheld cam subgenre has been played out to the point of annoyance, yet The Troll Hunter manages to be completely different from any that came before it. Although this is not a terrifying flick, it is one that truly captures the air of ancient Norwegian mythology and folklore by bringing ridiculous trolls to life. The CGI work on the trolls is amazing given the otherwise low budget feel. Unlike many films in the subgenre where characters behave completely irrationally, the camera crew in The Troll Hunter behave as anyone else would if they discovered gigantic trolls in the woods. Without a doubt this bizarre, edgy, and hilarious film will be a hit cult classic.

5. Attack the Block (July 29; Sony Screen Gems)


I’ve always felt that there’ss been a lack of really great alien invasion films (with the obvious exceptions), but Attack The Block ranks up there with the best of them. From the very British, dry humor to the gang of anti-hero protagonists, Attack The Block is extremely entertaining, engaging, and refreshing alien invasion movie that has had fans buzzing since day one. This is a wonderful directorial debut from Joe Cornish, plus the aliens look pretty badass with glow in the dark fangs.

4. Scream 4 (April 15; Dimension Films)


Scream 4 totally rejuvenates Wes Craven’s tongue in cheek franchise and does for horror now what the original film did for horror in the 90s. After declining the third installment, Kevin Williamson triumphantly returns as the screenwriter to deliver an outrageously meta-fictional narrative that works wonders as a commentary on contemporary Hollywood horror. Scream 4 not only does justice to the original, but offers something wonderful to a whole new generation horror fans. Scream 4 spits venom at the horrid amount of Hollywood remakes, and it paves the way for horror to come. Not to mention the best kill scenes of the franchise.

3. I Saw the Devil (March 4; Magnet Releasing)


I Saw The Devil is both one of the most intelligent and most stunning horror films I’ve seen in years; it’s The Bourne Identity of serial killer movies. Writer and director, Kim Jee-woon, brings an emotionally driven film with brutal action sequences that you won’t find elsewhere. Ultimately what it comes down to is a classic cat and mouse game between two men riding the fine line between good and evil, which I absolutely loved. I Saw The Devil is a shocking to the core genre-mash up that fully immerses you into its twisted little world.

2. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (August 26; Magnolia Pictures)


Horror comedy is rarely a place to make a serious statement about the film industry, nor is it a place to offer thoughtful character development, yet Tucker & Dale vs. Evil manages to pull off both with gleaming success. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is gory, funny, witty, entertaining, in fact, it’s pretty much everything a horror comedy should be. Eli Craig dips this movie in a gross vat of tropes and clichés from a variety of subgenres, pays tribute to many horror classics, all while making you laugh your ass off at some douche-bag preppy college kids.

1. The Divide (Screened at Fantasia; Anchor Bay)


With The Divide, Xavier Gens, director of Hitman and Frontier(s), returns with a crazy, intense, stunning, disturbing, in your face post-apocalyptic flick like none you’ve ever seen before. While most large-scale doomsday scenario movies tend to focus on the actual event and the generosity of other people, Gens strays far from that path in order to focus on the devastating mental effects such a disaster would have on the survivors. The Divide recalls French philosopher, Jean-Paul Sartre’s, famous quote, “Hell is other people” as the survivors are left in a metaphorical hell with nothing but each other. Gens manages to utterly redefine the post-apocalyptic genre, but be warned, this is a heavy, depressing movie that won’t leave you feeling all mushy inside. I was lucky enough to catch this one early, and I truly cannot wait to see it again.

HONORABLE MENTIONS


The Skin I Live in easily could have landed a spot in my top three had it focused slightly more on the process of complete surgical transformation rather than tending more towards drama and character interplay. An absolutely stunning film with shot composition to die for, you will leave this film feeling absolutely grotesque.

I struggled with The Last Circus for similar reasons; an intensely visceral film with aesthetic elegance oozing out of every shot, but it the slow pace for the majority of the film turned me off a bit.

Lastly, Midnight Son because it manages to be an incredible and original vampire movie in the height of vampire popularity. If you can stomach any more blood-sucking, I urge you to watch this.

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6 Dark Fantasy Films That Every Genre Fan Should Watch

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Dark Fantasy Films

From child-eating witches to village-burning dragons, fairy tales have always had a foot in the horror genre. That’s why it makes sense that, for every The Hobbit and The Chronicles of Narnia, there are also darker and more adult-oriented stories about magical worlds inhabited by ravenous monsters and cruel villains.

Funnily enough, these sinister tales were precisely the ones that I gravitated towards back when I was a kid, and I was reminded of this while watching Netflix’s recently released I Am Frankelda, Mexico’s first ever feature-length stop-motion animation and one hell of an entertaining parable about the intersection between fiction and reality.

In honor of this special kind of horror-adjacent fairy tale, today I’d like to share this list recommending six Dark Fantasy films that horror fans might enjoy.

For the purposes of this list, we’ll be defining Dark Fantasy as fantastical stories that don’t shy away from the more macabre elements that fuel classic fairy tales. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own grim favorites if you think we missed a particularly thrilling one.

With that out of the way, onto the list!


6. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

I’m fascinated by bizarre attempts at blockbuster filmmaking – especially when the resulting movies are somehow still fun despite their corporate-mandated origins. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is precisely one of these strangely compelling studio projects, as this surprisingly successful action-thriller boasts a lot of heart (and tongue-in-cheek humor) for a CGI-heavy creature feature.

Directed by Dead Snow’s Tommy Wirkola, Witch Hunters re-frames the classic fairy tale as an origin story for a duo of badass monster-slayers. Of course, it’s the flick’s anachronistic aesthetic and overall visual flair that make it stand out from other action-horror endeavors from around the same time.


5. The Wolf House (2018)

Made in the tradition of faux cursed films in the same vein as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made, the eerie backstory to 2018’s Chilean animated flick The Wolf House (La Casa Lobo in the original Spanish) already makes it a nightmarish experience before the flick even really begins.

After all, the movie is presented to us as a faux propaganda film produced by the leader of a death cult (heavily inspired by the real life Colonia Dignidad), with this hybrid animated feature using complex movie magic to simulate a single uninterrupted shot as it tells the story of a lazy young girl who runs away from an isolated colony and encounters a creepy old house in the woods.


4. The Brothers Grimm (2005)

Out of all the Monty Python alumni, Terry Gilliam has had the most interesting career outside of the original comedy group. From fascinating canceled projects (such as his scrapped adaptation of Watchmen) to dystopian parodies that feel more relevant by the minute (1985’s Brazil), even his “lesser” films are still intriguing in their own way.

2005’s The Brothers Grimm is one such project, with this peculiar movie attempting to combine the comedian-turned-filmmaker’s unique visual style with a more blockbuster-oriented plot reimagining the titular brothers as con-artists rather than mere writers. The end result isn’t exactly a masterpiece, but it’s still a legitimately fun ride with plenty of memorable monsters and wonderful performances by both the late, great Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.


3. Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)

2010’s Dante’s Inferno game may have a reputation as something of an unapologetic God of War clone, but I’d argue that the now-obscure game was aesthetically unique enough to deserve a bigger fanbase. However, while the title remains trapped on the seventh console generation, its highly underrated anime adaptation is a lot easier to get a hold of!

Animated by 6 different studios in order to make the 9 circles of hell feel unique from each other, this may not be a completely faithful adaptation of Dante Alighieri’s poem, but it’s still one heck of a great (not to mention gory) time that I’d highly recommend to fans of Netflix’s take on Castlevania.


2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

My personal favorite entry in the Underworld franchise, Rise of the Lycans, is a highly ambitious prequel that actually works better if you haven’t had the story spoiled to you by the previous Underworld films.

While the rest of the series features plenty of urban fantasy elements as the movies combine machine guns and modern environments with gothic storytelling, Patrick Tatopoulos’ prequel fully embraces its fantastical origins and tells a classic tale about a doomed romance between a werewolf and a vampire amid a medieval uprising.

And the best part is that we get a lot more Michael Sheen as the fan-favorite Lucian.


1. Solomon Kane (2011)

One of my personal favorite movies on this list, MJ Basset’s criminally underseen adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s other iconic warrior is thoroughly steeped in horror ambience and features plenty of memorable monsters. However, it’s also a classic origin story for a swashbuckling hero that wouldn’t feel out of place in a tabletop RPG.

While I’ve already written about how the film deftly combines both horror and fantasy elements without breaking the bank, I’ll never pass up an opportunity to recommend the bizarre movie where James Purefoy expertly plays a puritan John Wick.

It’s just too bad that we never got the other films in this intended trilogy.

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