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[BEST & WORST ’11] Ryan Daley’s List of the Best Horror Films of 2011!

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Bloody Disgusting 2011 Best and Worst Horror Movies

This was a great year for horror movies. But really, how is this different from any other year? Other than a brief period in the early 90s, every year has been a great year for horror cinema. Journalists have been predicting the “death of horror” since I was an 11-year-old reading Charles L. Grant anthologies, and the cynicism continues to this day. According to writers and bloggers, any year now, at any moment, horror is going to suddenly disappear in a huff of black smoke, the end of the genre, gone forever.

Except the readers of this Bloody-Disgusting know that will never happen. Horror is perpetual, it always has an audience, and unlike Meg Ryan or TGIF sitcoms or leg warmers, horror will never, ever go away. Of my five years writing for Bloody-disgusting, this the easiest Top 10 list I’ve ever compiled. There were just so many good movies to choose from. Whether or not you agree with the following list, let’s raise our glasses to one agreed upon fact: 2011 was a great year for horror.

Best Horror of 2011: Ryan Daley

Mr. Disgusting (Best/Worst) | Ryan Daley (Best/Worst) | BC (Best/Worst) | David Harley (Best/Worst)
Micah (Best/Worst) | Lonmonster (Best/Worst) | Evan Dickson (Best/Worst) | Lauren Taylor (Best/Worst)
Posters (Best/Worst) | Trailers (Best/Worst) | Performances (Best)

10. The Last Exorcism (January 4; Lionsgate)


Before spinning out of control in the last 10 minutes, The Last Exorcism established itself as a clever, chilling, and winkingly self-aware mockumentary that managed to push the buttons of both believers and skeptics. Yeah, and then that fire monster. But why hate an awesome movie cause of its ending? That’s like hating a delicious meal because the dessert tastes sorta shitty.

9. Heartless (April 12; MPI Home Video)


Bizarre, scary, and downright confusing, Heartless is by no means a prefect film, but it has a way of working itself into your head in a way that only the best original films can manage. The combination of lizard creatures, Satan, and a heavily blemished Jim Sturgess makes for a riveting piece of cinema from artist (and occasional filmmaker) Philip Ridley.

8. [REC] 2 (July 12; Magnolia Home Entertainment)


Although much of [REC] 2 seems regurgitated from the original, directors Jaume Balaguero and Paco Plaza have perfected their first person shaky-cam technique, resulting in an experience that’s both pleasantly jarring and hugely visceral. A portable multimedia device, headphones, and complete blackness come highly recommended.

7. Piranha 3D (January 11; Sony Pictures Entertainment)


Yes, this almost certainly ranks as one of the dumbest films of 2011, but it’s also one of the bloodiest things I‘ve ever seen in my life…and that’s saying something. Give director Alexandre Aja credit for cranking open the floodgates of grue and letting the red stuff flow. If it had been released before 9/11, the orgiastic mid-film piranha attack would have easily pushed the film into NC-17 territory. Impressive.

6. Attack the Block (October 25; Sony Pictures Entertainment)


Where did this come from? Whipping in and out of theaters like a hot July breeze, Attack the Block was seen by just enough approving critics to pique the curiosity of genre fans. I caught the movie when it hit DVD a few months later and instantly fell in love with this slice of highly appealing indie sci-fi. From the clever premise to the flippant dialogue to the totally cool creatures, it’s a movie that screams its fun factor from the city rooftops.

5. Stake Land (August 2; Dark Sky Films)


Influenced by Mr. D’s dismissive review (as well as being personally sick of the whole vampire thing), I ignored Stake Land on its initial release. But over the next few months, the overwhelmingly positive reader reviews here at B-D convinced me to give it a look, and yep, you guys totally got it right. This is one helluva indie flick. But hey, you can say it better than I can. According to you, Stake Land is “not your usual vampire schlock” that “drove a stake through my senses” resulting in “one of the best under the radar horror flicks of the year”*. And I most certainly concur.

*Quotes from frighten stein, legolasgarett, and Sir Serling, respectively.

4. The Man From Nowhere (March 8; Well Go USA)


Not exactly a horror film, but like I Saw the Devil, it’s a revenge thriller that flaunts enough blood and bad-assery to secure a rightful place in the annals of B-D. Lee Jeong-beom’s uber-basic story comes with plenty of built-in pleasures, but the brutal smack-down in the final reel ranks as one of the most satisfying fight scenes in movie history.

3. Black Death (May 10; Magnolia Home Entertainment)


You had me at Creep, Christopher Smith. And then you enraptured me with the time-loopy Triangle, your directorial prowess repeatedly ravaging my dreams. I assume Black Death is the reward for my abiding love and eternal loyalty, and for that, I thank you. But don’t you ever forget, Mr. Smith: You had me at Creep.

2. I Saw the Devil (May 10; Magnolia Home Entertainment)


I realize you’ve been subjected to Mr. D’s wanton praise for over a year, but come on, we’re all in agreement on this one, right? When I wrote about I Saw the Devil in January, I dared to postulate that it might be superior to Oldboy. Not only is it better than Oldboy, it’s one of the best slow-burn revenge films of all time.

1. Let Me In (February 1; Anchor Bay)


As a fan of both John Lindqvist’s original novel and Tomas Alfredson’s Norwegian film adaptation, I was initially skeptical about Matt Reeves’ Americanized remake. And while I lament the exclusion of the cheesy CGI cat attack, I prefer Reeves’ version for one primary reason: child actors Kodi Smit-McPhee and Chloe Moretz act the living shit out of the material. I still can’t believe they weren’t nominated for any major awards. An instant horror classic.

Honorable Mention: Wake Wood, Insidious, Atrocious

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Todd McFarlane Reveals He’s Sitting on Unreleased Animated ‘Spawn’ Movie Starring Keith David

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Todd McFarlane's Spawn The Animated Series

While updates on the Spawn movie from Blumhouse have stalled, Todd McFarlane surprised at San Diego Comic-Con this weekend with the reveal that he’s been sitting on an animated film.

Moreover, the comic creator revealed to Comic Book that his unreleased animated Spawn film is mostly completed, and stars Keith David and Mark Hamill.

McFarlane explained to the outlet that he’s uninterested in expanding upon the 1997 live-action film in series form. That’s when he revealed his animated feature: “I don’t know if I’ve ever said, we developed, we were in the process of developing the return of this Spawn animation a while back. And then we, I got in a fight at the very end with the production and the lawyer, so I just bought it all back.”

The film is mostly ready to go, too.

“So I actually have a 90-minute animated show that’s all been drawn, minus the cells. All the voices have been done. Everything, like, we’re ready. All we need is a little bit of Foley, which is sound effects and stuff, and then hand it to a studio to actually draw, right? We’re like, it’s just been sitting in a box waiting to go. I have just been sitting on that going, no, I think I need to get like the movie out, and then boom, once the movie comes out, if there’s any success, then come out with that, but it’s sitting there. So anybody that wants to do animation, the first thing I’m going to do is say, hey, I’ve got this ready to tee up,” McFarlane said.

McFarlane also confirms that Keith David voices Spawn, while Hamill takes on a detective named Twitch.

It’s been a long, hard road out of development hell with his brand new Spawn feature, which Todd McFarlane had originally planned to direct. Jamie Foxx had been attached to play the title character at one point, but we have no idea if that’s still the plan as it’s been a couple of years since the last update.

Perhaps this mostly completed animated Spawn feature will see release first?

 

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