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[Review] Generic ‘Pandorum’ is Strictly for Genre Fans

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The Christian Alvart-directed sci-fi horror Pandorum is far from a bad movie, but it’s so incredibly generic that it’s hard to recommend to anyone outside genre fans looking forward to seeing it.

In the film, both Payton (Dennis Quaid) and Bower (Ben Foster) wake up on a ship with no memory as to why they are there. It’s explained that when in hypersleep for a prolonged period of time, it takes the brains some time to retain some memories. There’s something wrong with the power. Bower figures out he’s the engineer and needs to fix the generator. He heads off to find the generator while Payton stays back to take control. Along the way memories unravel, other survivors are met and creatures emerge. Is it all for nothing, or is there a greater cause hiding at the end of the dark rainbow?

While the entire movie is incredibly cliché, the one thing that really nearly makes this worth checking out is the overall concept and where the finale takes us. I guess you can say it’s a quasi-Planet of the Apes concept, although they don’t end up on their own planet (you’ll have to see it to find out). And while the movie doesn’t do anything all that new, it is quite entertaining for the duration of the film, sans a few pacing issues.

And while Dennis Quaid continues to star in mediocre movies (G.I. Joe, The Horsemen), it is always nice to see him toplining a new genre pic. Ben Foster is always underappreciated as he really does carry the weight of the film on his shoulders. Antje Traue is incredibly underused as the strong female lead as she doesn’t enter the picture until halfway through. She’s tough and can kick some ass, but it’s all underplayed to her role as the character that explains what’s going on (she deserved more than this). During these scenes, the exposition becomes a bit heavy and brings the film to halt, although Alvart gets things moving quickly thereafter.

Even though Pandorum features a concept not all that appealing to the general public, and a cast of pretty much unknowns, the real killer is the way Alvart shot the creatures. First, we see way too much of the monsters, which immediately undermines the fear. Second, he shoots them in a choppy, unearthly way, because, you know, creatures on a spaceship defy physics and gravity.

Again, Pandorum isn’t all that bad, it just isn’t good either. Fans of films like Event Horizon, Alien 3, and Resident Evil are sure to get their money worth, but I feel anyone outside of the “horror club” is sure to be disappointed. Proceed with caution.

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Original ‘Blair Witch Project’ Star Heather Donahue Explains Why She’s Not Part of the New Movie Team

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When it was recently announced that the original filmmakers and stars of The Blair Witch Project had been invited to join the filmmaking team for the upcoming Blumhouse reboot movie, one name was notably missing from the lineup: Heather Donahue (aka Rei Hance), who of course played Heather in the original found footage horror classic back in 1999.

While Original Blair Witch Project filmmakers Eduardo Sánchez and Daniel Myrick, producer Gregg Hale, and stars Joshua Leonard and Michael C. Williams will executive produce the upcoming movie, Heather Donahue has made the decision to NOT be involved with the project.

Donahue explains in a Facebook comment this week, “There seems to be some willful confusion about my involvement with the reboot. I want to clarify that I am not participating.”

“I was offered an agreement that, for me personally, raised difficult long-term questions about rights, future technological use of identity and voice, the ability to speak freely, and compensation. Ultimately, it just wasn’t something I felt comfortable signing,” Donahue explains. “I genuinely wish everyone involved well.”

Donahue adds, “But preserving my autonomy mattered more to me.”

Thanks to the website Sequel Buzz for bringing this news to our attention.

Dylan Clark (Portrait of God) is set to direct the new take on the seminal found footage horror movie, and producer Jason Blum recently teased that it’s expected sometime in 2027.

Blumhouse’s Jason Blum and Atomic Monster‘s James Wan are producing the new Blair Witch Project with Roy Lee and Divide/Conquer’s Adam Hendricks & Greg Gilreath.

According to DeadlineBlair Witch‘s return “will deal with a family that goes on a camping trip but goes missing one by one after they hear strange noises in the forest.”

Much like David F. Sandberg, Curry Barker, and Kane Parsons before him, Dylan Clark was discovered on YouTube after going viral with his horror short Portrait of God. That short is already being expanded into a feature, with Jordan Peele and Sam Raimi producing.

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